ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
_stylr @stylr.bsky.social be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom
Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy 👇
https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social time is a level orb
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
System of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social Shitposter formerly known as The Mad King - not affiliated with the parody band of the same name. Is there concrete all around or is it in my head?
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoyhswfex52
Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social old enough to no better
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
Hunter @holybible.bsky.social Biological woman- H 𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓪 @handle.invalid 22 // full of rage and love, here to say stuff
Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social Polar bear whisperer
saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social an attic full of broken toys
Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan
Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di
Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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raindro 🌈 @raindro.bsky.social ca princess | annoyed | 🏳️⚧️
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social I’m on YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, X, Wikipedia, iTunes, TikTok, Cocaine & Mushrooms. 🥴
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
recents https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
once liked https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
Ed Fox, Secret Chimp @foxult.bsky.social Teacher. Feckless gadabout. Asparagus hater.
Sailor Jerry @sailorjerry9254.bsky.social Myspace was kind of boring so I'm checking this place out now.
꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social єmєrαld cítч sírєn frσm thє crєscєnt cítч
birthdayweekthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
*certified free range, grain fed shitposter
#KeepBlueskyWeird
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social Fridge magnate
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
Molly @bettyriot.bsky.social Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores. Optimistic nihilist. Feminist AF
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacy6ukwoo3q
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch
I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social New chocolate factory, same bad egg
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg
Just regular
Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
Liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaapveivu4d3w
Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy
🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
word.rodeo/JoWordle/
Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social Due process isn’t just for white people
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian metal mouth.
https://bsky.app/search?author=2tickytacky.bsky.social
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
For Julie L. Menace-poemtrist https://bsky.app/profile/tickyslacky.bsky.social
Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social Recovering people pleaser. I take pictures of birds. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
pfp: a 52 year old lady with short hair
banner: a flower garden
Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social wondering through the woods
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social From Ohio with ehh
he/they
blog: http://txtbased.media
the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork
🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦
She/her
Photos by me 📸
Read My Mind
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4
Bangers
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social I’m not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
🎁: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social garbage. pale. kid.
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
hired goon @salarta.bsky.social Your favorite poster’s person they don’t know but sometimes reply to. i r mail (he/him/his) and cis. Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Sometimes writes weird porn fic. Overworked and underfucked. Profile picture by @kahlart. https://linktr.ee/salarta
M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please; my thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
Discord/Signal/Telegram: If we talk you're welcome to ask.
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
EmoG @emog.bsky.social Not an expert. Just tired and observant.
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
Gen Existential Crisis @ru12bseen.com I post preposterous nonsense.
Cat owned, leftist, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic.
The end is near. Eat more ice cream.
Seeking my Ka-Tet.
Nikon Z8.
See my photos @ Flickr: https://flic.kr/ps/3dhunh
No AI used 📷
Potatoes are my religion.🥔
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social I’m very inspirational
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social Keep it on & poppin
Church
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Jason Kinkade @bestifyoudont.com Dad. Former K-12 teacher. Bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billionaires are a human rights violation.
The Spectacular Misfits
youtube.com/@Bestifyoudont/podcasts
SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
Charles "Skeeter" Conway @charlesconway.creator.blue Listen to my music: https://open.spotify.com/track/71OZfbhcFzUjEQl9P6xEZG?si=6a19663a35a24b6c
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social Y’all ever seen a good post…online?
Magically Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
old kenfucky shart @notcribley.bsky.social Posting bangers into the void
KlovARCHIVE @archive.klovar.cc old account!
please find me at @klovar.cc or @gamer.klovar.cc
this account is an archive, and will not do any more posts or interactions.
thanks!
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Sarco @sarco.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6kye3r75exjwspbk3j3cd75i/feed/aaah3r3onxn4e
Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi/polyam
Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
mond.blume @punkpoet.bsky.social Half poetry, half humour, half music. Not so great at maths.📍Berlin 🗣️ Eng, Esp, Deu
My poems
poetry blog: https://blumenous-poetry.vercel.app/
on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pu7hstzvvqqtcqk3ynnwol6q/feed/aaaggbxcdjqlo
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social I love Peeps, candy corn, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm perfect.
My talented daughter’s art: https://cattyaddiearts.threadless.com
dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social Reluctant Michigander.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
Jez @jez1.bsky.social Badly wired
bsky.app/profile/jez1.bsky.social/search
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social "annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro
polished turds:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm
County Galway 🇮🇪
Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social Your hottest block.
Nuggets.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social Sit Ubu, sit…good dog.
*tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks
https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
T @mamafirefly.bsky.social Atomic
Destination Unknown
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3qrdszbx6hvwq72xroy5chc/feed/aaab6vlhlmx22
Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts
Not Astrology:
https://thecontributor.org/tag/hoboscopes/
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
motel california @motelcalifornia.bsky.social We are all just prisoners here on our own device
theatre mom • gen x • motel life • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom
Blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2