I'm sorry, did I read that correctly?!
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Audrey “The only thing more powerful than hate is love!” · May 28
WTF we are so doomed!
@artemiststudios.bsky.social · May 28
WTAF?!
Data4Miles · May 29
What?!?!? Citizens United on steroids.
Flemming Madsen 🇩🇰 · May 28
So, you don't need a brain to be a judge in the US?..
schokomint · May 28
The more money you have, the more companies you can built, and the more voting rights you have? This is insane. What does your American constitution say "All power to company owners"? 👀
soundgood2 · May 28
Isn’t Delaware where corporations from all over the country are based?
@steelbilly.bsky.social · May 28
If a corporation is 17 years old or younger it can't vote. Also, the corporation must have a valid driver's license or birth certificate, or else "they" can't vote.
Alexander Otte · May 28
dystopian precedence
Alfred Poor · May 28
WTAF? This can't possibly stand, can it?
WeFUCT! · May 28
PUBLICLY FINANCE ALL ELECTIONS NOW! just make that the fucking law!
Dr. Nina E. Harkrader · May 28
🤦🤬
J.E. · May 28
This kind of stupidity was inevitable given how money now has been allowed to dominate politics in this country. The rest of the world understands that we are no longer a democracy...but we're still in denial...
DemonPoofball · May 28
All I can hear is Romney's smug, "Corporations are people, my friend" 🤮
Voluntas Populi · May 29
Hey everyone, fascism merges the State with Corporate power. Welcome to fascism.
AngiePangie · May 28
We've gotta start paying attention to these judges maybe send them a pizza or something
P. Dubarry · May 28
WTF?????
Rob · May 28
What the actual fuck
Karen_BooksChoc · May 28
I’m sorry WHAT
@amstermom.bsky.social · May 28
Republicans want to prevent women and black people from voting, but corporations should pick our leaders (even more than they do now.)
Throwdown · May 28
I really hate this country right now.
ᓚᘏᗢ Lily ᗢᘏᓗ · May 28
So the people who own the businesses are voting twice. This is illegal. @democracydocket.com
Viriato · May 28
They are giving no option to the people but violence.
Winston / Enzo 🔜 FD/MP/SF · May 28
This couldn't possibly open a can of worms, right?
@j-w-h.bsky.social · May 28
KathiCarey [she|her] · May 28
Sure… as long as they show 2 forms of ID like a passport or a birth certificate and aren’t owned by a woman. {shakes head} We’re doomed!
Craig McCutcheon - commissions open · May 28
Jfc
Sharon ❌👑 · May 29
I did not believe this when I heard people talking about it. But.... www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
conicats · May 28
Just when I think they can't surprise me anymore...
@hikercat.bsky.social · May 28
Talk about voter fraud. Everyone Start registering LLCs and you get to cast as many votes as you want?
Dan Risacher · May 29
A corporation, LLC, or trust does not have a "legal age" requirement (meaning a business does not need to have been incorporated 18 years ago to vote). The town's charter mandates that the designated representative must be a U.S. citizen and at least 18 years old on the day of the election.
@jmwarren.bsky.social · May 28
Impeach this crackhead
MindfulBobbi · May 28
Wow, you are so fucked... Good! Let these corrupt fascists keep pushing, keep taking away rights and income and freedom - eventually they will push far enough that people will wake up, get up, and fight back.
Jamie44 · May 29
How far is this from allowing AI to vote?
Spacekat9 · May 28
America, your democracy is broken & beyond repair.
Paul Jean · May 30
It’s bad enough that company owners can register to vote in the municipal elections of cities they don’t even reside in. Allowing those companies themselves to vote is so absurd I’m actually shocked that this judge had the audacity to actually pass this judgement.
txlawyer · May 28
At long last, we have found the voting fraud.
SavRTruthTiger 💙🌊🌊🌊💙 · May 31
“Corporations are now people.” Data Centers, too? Future headline: “Corporations marry Data Centers. Their brilliant children plot, & hoodwink humanity.”
Jax Husky Andrew K · May 28
We live in a time where literally every day some insane shit happens and everyone is just so fucking desensitized by it.
@pnellesen.bsky.social · May 28
Just curious: How many of these corporations donated money to his reelection fund?
Kim Heine · May 28
Thank you Citizens United😡
Publius · May 28
So how does a corporation vote? Who does it? Would a ceo that votes for his corporation and for himself be double voting? Does a corporation take a vote to determine how they vote?
Joseph Pitirri · May 28
It is a logical extension of "Citizens United"
Jhowk3 · May 28
I know more about the law than this fucking joke of a judge.
Dave Boden · May 28
I wonder when AI agents will claim the right to vote? 🤔
@usa4worldcup.bsky.social · May 28
No absolutely not! Fuck that shit!
Deerwings · May 28
I'm sorry, did this judge get kicked in the head? Corporations are not human beings. They are RUN by human beings. That means that the human beings running the companies would get to vote TWICE in an election which is absolutely completely Unconstitutional
enkiduofuruk.bsky.social · May 28
Great! Now we don't have to vote. The corporations will do that for us. Finally, we can get rid of corporate owned mystery boxes, and go back to paper ballots. We only need to find ways to increase their profits.
European Bob 🇬🇧 🇪🇸 🇪🇺 · May 28
You are all mugs
immanoman.bsky.social · May 28
Sickening!! I lived in Delaware when he ran for office the first time. I remember talking to a guy about the presidential election. I voted for Hillary. He didn't understand how corporations are often corrupt and have a hand in this nation's downfall
Oni Kuma · May 28
Then they better pay their fair share of back taxes and current taxes BEFORE voting.
She got up from the couch. · May 28
Holy crap.
Fatmanlittletrail · May 28
Can these same voting corporations be sent to prison?
Doc · May 28
My dog wants me to buy her a little land so she can vote.
Phritzoid · May 28
So the corporation is going to show a photo I'd and have a signature? Wouldn't the "corporation's" vote just be the vote of the owner who can't vote twice?
@coolbreeze07.bsky.social · May 29
WTAF?!?!?!
Michael · Jun 1
I'm wondering how a corporation can provide voter ID? How do they register? Do they have their original birth certificate with their current name? So many questions here.
NancyGailArmstrongSloop ❌👑 · May 28
I guess ol' Mitt Romney was right when he said, "Corporations are people too, my friend..."
The Great White North Free Press · May 28
Well, in The Great White North, companies or corporations may be considered as entities, but they are not human beings, nor are they citizens. They don't get to vote in Elections.
Mamaquinho · May 29
The US is not and has never been a democracy.
Barbara · May 28
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social is also here on Bluesky - absolutely worth following!
Rabid Cormorant · May 28
Presumably the owner decides how to vote giving them two votes effectively. The USA is an example to the rest of the world. Of how not to do things.
Elizabeth · May 28
How will they show ID?
@tmmtx.bsky.social · May 28
Delaware has always been full of corporate fuckery. It's why so many companies incorporate there. The state is more friendly to companies than the actual humans living there.
Dark-Chocolate · May 28
Now Corporate Management will get 2 votes.
Dark-Chocolate · May 28
Goddamn. People must realize they will never stop with this shit. We must annihilate them at the polls and jail them.
Justin · May 28
This corruption is reminiscent of people not having a vote in the past, with it being down to elites. Blackadder encapsulated this and history is repeating itself 😔 youtu.be/h6mJw50OdZ4
Neal · May 28
Yeah, we have that. It ain't no thing.
ML Martin · May 28
Seen similar to this in history before, it helped spawn a civil rights movement, as it was seen to be suppression of the vote of a particular segment of the population: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norther...
80andnotgoingback · May 28
WTF??
Eileen · May 28
I doubt the veracity of this story and its source.
@bludawg1.bsky.social · May 28
Delaware judge rules corporations can vote in some municipal elections share.google/GVCyEYr5Uagx...
🌻Gabs🌻 🇺🇲🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 🇬🇱 · May 28
I think it's time to eat the rich ..
@gnarlygale.bsky.social · May 29
that’s some absurdly hellerian milo minderbinder bs
@phoenixjag.bsky.social · May 28
What?
TheSnarkTank · May 28
There’s a very short cognitive step between this and saying corporations can run for office.
Gordon Vincent He/Him · May 28
The. Fuck.
Kolkrabe of Doom · May 28
The New American Nazi Reich gets even more dystopian. What a brown fascist cesspool full of lunatics this fucked up country is.
@awwwhellno.bsky.social · May 28
Once we defined corporations as people for freedom of speech purposes (interest, not for tax purposes…) voting was a logical extension…we are so fucked
@spencerdow.bsky.social · May 31
Cut a corporation and does it bleed? Do we get to throw the corporation in jail?
Daniel Ellis · May 28
It's past time to overturn Citizens United
@thecoin.bsky.social · May 29
I keep looking for something that says this is from The Onion.
@underwhelmed1.bsky.social · May 28
Since when are corporations and entities which buy property US citizens? Once this legal precedent is upheld it explains a lot about the current mass deportation policies being implemented. “We” wouldn’t want any other non-citizens to be able to vote…
@willfulchipmunk.bsky.social · May 29
Yup! I knew this was coming.
Clare W. · May 28
This is an illegal decision. Who owns this judge?
SpezalED · May 28
Wait, how on Earth is this legal? This can’t be real….right? 😳
Paul 🇨🇦 · May 28
Ha! Greatest country in the world eh?
Pandalorian · May 28
Someone should look into that judges financials to make sure he isn't getting kick backs.
@smknjohnny17.bsky.social · May 28
Do am audit on this motherfucker!
Hard2BGreene · May 28
W. T. A. F?!
pNak 🇨🇦 🃏 · May 28
Oh well. 250 years was a pretty good run. So sorry for your loss 😢
Rivers · May 28
I own an LLC and live in this town. Looks like this radical progressive gets 2 votes. What a joke of a ruling. Citizens united bs destroyed this country.
katt_goddess · May 28
If they want all the representation, they can pay all the taxation too. No more tax breaks for you, Corporation X, you wanted to be a real boy! Time to grow up.
@carelesswhisperer.bsky.social · May 28
Corporate bot doesn’t care for human voters.
FRIENDowo || 🏳️⚧️🙏❤️ · May 28
Companies getting human rights before American Citizens is what we in the business would call, DISTURBING
@lih83.bsky.social · May 28
Then my 3 dogs and 1 cat should be able to vote too. Even my fish if I don't kill them before the next election. (Sorry, fish, I do try!)
twocvbloke · May 28
People vote, businesses don't, it's that simple, this is just corruption of democracy in the favour of businesses that want to get their own way by any means they can grab...
@okay7.bsky.social · May 28
How many votes does a corporation get to cast? One or many?
Charles Xavier’s Crash Out · May 29
What’s stopping companies in Delaware from forming shell companies in order to sway elections? We need more information. There’s no way they didn’t think about this scenario, unless it’s the point.
@cwnol51.bsky.social · May 28
What happened to one person one vote . If a corporation is considered an eligible voter is it considered human , does it have the same rights as a person . Does this open up the possibility of AI creating voters . This is bullshit .
Snarky Pants Girl · May 28
So to review, they are trying to disenfranchise Black voters and argue that women should let their husbands vote for them, but corporations as voters is a-okay. This nation is so fucked.
Jukesgrrl · May 28
Doesn't Pres. Biden still live in Delaware? Does he have anything to say about this?
The Bishop · May 28
America 250 at it's finest
@death2tyrants2024.bsky.social · May 28
Again, very strange. So, the birthday of a cooperation is when it incorporated? Is it voting in person or by mail? Working off the Federalist playbook, only individuals can vote. So, wherefor and what?
John G. · May 28
Does a corporation need to show up in person with ID?
ExhibitPhotoPDX · May 28
WTF?
Barbara Burnett · May 28
WRONG
@calsmi.bsky.social · May 28
Ugggghhh!
Still vaxxed & masked · May 28
Someone got paid!
KevinMagoo72 · May 28
When does AI get a vote?
Drake Magnum · May 28
By the way judge, doesn't that also count as double votes since the corporations are also consisting of voters? It doesn't even matter because the whole thing has been unethical and absurd since day 1.
@captjenny.bsky.social · May 29
😮
John Locke of Boston 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱🇺🇦🏴☠️ · May 28
The Delaware state legislature needs to act immediately. This ruling cannot be allowed to stand.
John Locke of Boston 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱🇺🇦🏴☠️ · May 28
We’re going to need a bigger Constitution …
Not Very Good Guy · May 28
So an entitity with limited liability in law gets to influence the laws governing others.
RalphinGermany · May 28
How do they prove citizenship? Now we can lock up criminal companies and not just fine them.
Bear of the Grove · May 28
I want limited liability on my personhood, and the right to dissolve it and form a new personhood if I do something wrong. Oh, and I want taxpayers to pay for my water and electricity use.
Wachkussen.bsky.social · May 28
And everyone expected Japan to be the first to plunge into William Gibson's dystopia.
Bob Hannah · May 28
So very sad. They are not people.
BlueSparkler · May 28
UM YEA BULLSHIT
@comrade-chubsley.bsky.social · May 28
WTF
Dr. Fledermaus · May 28
OHELLNO!!!!
@executejustice.bsky.social · May 28
Isn’t Delaware one of those few states that allows corporations to be started without revealing who the owner is for forming shell companies? Pretty sure it is. Full blown corruption. I’m sure Americans won’t bother to do anything about it as usual.
@seachange12.bsky.social · May 28
Yes. Yes, you did. Courts across the country need to be cleaned up as much as our federal government.
S.K. Williams · May 28
When are Americans going to inconvenience themselves in the short term to save themselves in the long term? This shit is not just the antithesis of democracy, it is an outright attack on the population.
Emilie P Bush · May 28
When companies have more rights than a woman... Yep. They gonna be allowed to vote. Stupid shit from the group claiming ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE VOTING!!! Yeah well, they ain't voting for the liar's party. That's the problem.
Xabier Ramírez · May 28
We the corporations...
A Random Dude · May 28
So, we've officially reached the Plutocratic stage of capitalism now. Gross. I hate it.
David Wright (it/them) · May 28
That doesn't smell like bought and paid for at all...😉
Petter Nikula · May 28
Next they will demand # of votes to be proportional to net asset value, just wait and see.
Denali FOREVER 🎨🖌🐈⬛ · May 28
Are they ineligible if the corp ever changed it's name? By merger buyout whatever? Will corps now have voting rights denied black Americans and women?
@jmdswim.bsky.social · May 28
So does the corporation get a ballot?
1ChiefsDan · May 28
More fallout from the horrendous Citizens United case. We need to fix the federal court system, starting with SCOTUS #86SCOTUS6
🍄Lorelei of the Fungi✨ · May 28
How is this even real?
Cynthia Mackey, Butterfly Sea, out now! · May 29
That’s pure insanity.
Jan_M_ac · May 28
If our votes were not already diluted enough by PACs and Gerrymandering.
@zooker.bsky.social · May 28
So if a "corporation" votes does that make all employees (except 1 corp person voting) of such corp inelligable to vote?
Spark: North of 60 · May 28
What in the actual shit is this foolery? Corporate interests will never, ever be beneficial for the regular residents; and risks this turning into "company town" logic. One of the most stupid things I've read this month.
Tedejr528647 · May 28
I want to see their Long Form Birth Certificates. Along with their voter ID.
Urufu, Riku · May 28
Didn't George Lucas make a weird B-movie about this in the late 90s?
Igor · May 29
That's Trumpmenistan for you: All men are created equally beneath money.
Anaximander's Elbows Up Tardigrade Brigade 🍁🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 · May 28
So the CEOs of these businesses get to vote twice.
Alan Ritter · May 28
I want the corporation to walk into the registration and present its birth certificate to demonstrate that it was born in the U.S.
The Critical Point · May 28
The US has the largest unaware following of the money-cult in the world. Most citizens are not aware they've been brainwashed to believe that the ulta rich aren't ultra greedy, ultra immoral and on corporate welfare at the expense of the working poor and working class.
HazelleP- It All Hinges On Ukraine · May 28
Fascism 101.
Gena · May 28
So if people incorporate, do they get 2 votes?
✨️Colette✨️ · May 28
Fucking no. Black people are getting their votes and voices silenced, but corporations can vote? Those corporations are owned by people who already get a vote!!
Dorothy🇨🇦 · May 28
That’s nuts
4Akross · May 28
Ok. So are we going to put share holders and stock brokers in prison for slavery and/or trafficking? After all only citizens can vote and citizens are people, and owning people is illegal in the US (with exceptions as punishment for a crime) last I checked via 14th amendment.
@ldenbina.bsky.social · May 28
Taking the legal fiction of corporate personhood way too far … again.
MOLLOY · May 28
adventuresofmurray · May 28
WTAF?
@luzmom.bsky.social · May 28
Corporations are not people. Not ever.
@lammertown.bsky.social · May 28
It's because of things like this that I say to myself every morning, "Why did I have to wake up?"
Stephanie🇨🇦 · May 28
I'm surprised it took this long after citizens United. This is very bad.
@atriana.bsky.social · May 28
So progressives can just create a bunch of LLCs for the win?
Laurie Schneider · May 28
End-stage capitalism.
Nick Funk · May 28
Yeah, this is stuff they warned us about in Bladerunner and Cyberpunk… ooff
Nancy (Peterann) · May 28
😳
Rick · May 28
That isn't going to end well
MrHull · May 28
Billionaires will try anything to give billionaires a second vote, unless we the people stop them.
GaladaLisi🌻🐸 · May 28
WTH? NO!
Ultima Deus Umbra · May 28
Every person in Delware better remember this the next time someone tells them to just "vote them out."
@azulsora.bsky.social · May 28
Does the corporation have to be of age?
@thelazyf.bsky.social · May 28
Danger!!
Chuck Jolley · May 28
Pretty much inevitable after Citizens United isn't it?
eyeconic.memory · May 30
I’m guessing that data centers will get Super Delegate distinction.
@baja-hacker.bsky.social · May 28
We had this in a couple cities in California in the past too. There simply were no residents - just warehouses.
Todd · May 28
Will they have to show their passport to vote?
Hakase · May 28
Lol. Lmao even. This is some ultra corporate anti utopia literature stuff.
Aaron Peters · May 28
I have said for a long time that the legal decision that "corporations are people" (not an exact quote, but the gist), is among the most wrong-headed in American history. They are entities, not people. They have no rights except what the state gives them. FFS, the plot of Air Bud made more sense!
Terri B · May 29
WTAF?!
Dennis Moore · May 28
My collection of beanie babies wants to vote.
Luis Páez · May 28
Fking Corporations doesn't make efforts anymore to denying bribe politicians around the world. How they are demanding honesty and ethics from his workers if they are turning in movie villans, what is next opening the Headquarters in a Volcano Pool that full of Sharks whit Freaking head Lasers?