Guillermo Esteves

@guillermoesteves.com

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I’m nobody, but maybe check out my other profiles: 📷 @allencompassingtrip.com 🚴‍♂️ @giventotri.com

A screenshot of the Acme Weather app, showing a current temperature of 38°, which feels like 31°, a high of 49°, and a low of 36°. The forecast for the next hour is “light snow starting in 37 minutes.”
A duck walking on a sidewalk alongside two people and next to a cart with an orange bag.
A screenshot of Spotify on CarPlay, showing U2’s song “New Year’s Day” credited to Duran Duran, with a cover image of AC/DC’s album “Back in Black”.
Screenshot of The Verge's "Rank your Top 50 Apple Products," showing a head-to-head matchup between Mac OS X (2001) and iPhone 4 (2010).
Quinn Hughes staring at ghosts.
Key Points Question: Is long-term intake of caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee associated with risk of dementia and cognitive outcomes? Findings: In this prospective cohort study of 131 821 individuals from 2 cohorts with up to 43 years of follow-up, 11 033 dementia cases were documented. Higher caffeinated coffee intake was significantly associated with lower risk of dementia. Decaffeinated coffee intake was not significantly associated with dementia risk. Meaning: Higher caffeinated coffee intake was associated with more favorable cognitive outcomes.
A Spotify Wrapped graphic saying my listening age is 50 because I was into music from the early 90s.
Screenshot of an email from Vimeo with subject "Complete your Vimeo upgrade now," listing a bunch of features I don't care about.
Gmail inbox screenshot showing a promotional message from Vimeo at the top with text "Complete your Vimeo upgrade now" and "Unlock powerful premium tools today," followed by four email messages: one from Ridley Bauldoff reading "Don't ask me bro," one from Jasper Burdine stating "great question idk what this is either. seems scammy /phishy," one from Nathan Zomerlei asking "Dunno, why am I receiving this?," and one from Frank Jimenez saying "Stop responding all!"
An extreme close-up of Teddy, an orange cat.
A snowy scene with my back porch in the foreground, with my potted plants covered in snow. Beyond the porch, my neighbor’s truck with its tailgate open and my car are parked, both covered in snow. There are snow-covered trees with fall foliage and tall grass in the background.
A view from the window seat of a passenger plane, showing the Snake River and the sun setting behind the Teton Range.
Conan O'Brien with a speech bubble.
A list of four recent bot followers, all some variation of "Abby" with different profile photos stolen from the same person, I guess.
The STAR WARS logo, in Papyrus.
A screenshot from Plausible, showing a "top sources" report with 8 visits from Perplexity and 6 from ChatGPT.
A screenshot from Bookshop.org shows an order summary for the book "Careless People" by Sarah Wynn-Williams.
A snow-covered back porch with several planters and patio furniture buried in snow. The snow is piled feet high in the backyard, obscuring much of the background. A car buried in snow is partially visible in the background, along with snow-covered trees.
Sad disheveled Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette outside his front door.
A weather app screenshot for Moran at 7:12 AM showing a current temperature of -18°F with a “Feels Like” temperature of -23°F. The high is 4°, and the low is -18°. A message reads, “Clear conditions will continue all day. The lowest Feels Like temperature was -24° around 6AM.” Hourly forecast shows temperatures of -18° at 8 AM and -13° at 10 AM, with sunrise at 7:50 AM. The 10-day forecast lists temperatures for Tuesday through Thursday ranging from -4° to 23°.
A blue trailer with large text reading "THE VERGE CES 2013" is parked in the foreground. Above, a monorail moves on a track. A white balloon with "THE VERGE" hovers above, and trees and buildings are visible in the background.
Me, holding up an enormous cannoli on a plate. It has chocolate pieces and candied oranges on one end, and pistachios and cherries on the other side.
A pastry case full of pastries, including a seasonal donut, cinnamon and chocolate babkas, almond brioches, and others.
A metal tray on a table with three tacos al pastor and three small smosh potatoes on the side.
A window at a bakery with trays full of pain of chocolat, almond croissants, chocolate croissants, and plain croissants.
A top down view of a vanilla concha on a plate next to a cappuccino with a sugar cookie on the saucer.
Two people, a man and a woman, wearing N95 masks and taking a selfie on a passenger plane.
A screenshot from a section of my Airbnb profile that says "Speaks English and Spanish".
A snow-covered field with scattered trees in the foreground, mountain peaks partially covered by clouds in the background, and a sky with large clouds illuminated by the light of the setting sun.
I don’t even know how to describe this monstrosity. It sorta looks like me, with dead eyes, a tiny torso and tiny arms, a green jacket with a popped collar, and the most absurd spiky hair imaginable.
Screenshot of the new Enron website showing the word "ENRON" being spelled out with their "values". The R stands for: Repentant Acknowledging and taking responsibility for past mistakes isn’t merely for show — it reflects our commitment to ethical practices moving forward. Our goal isn’t just to repair relationships through transparency, but to build a lasting foundation of trust and sustainable growth.
A packaged panettone wrapped in clear plastic with a red ribbon bow on top. The label reads "Persephone Panettone," along with details about it being a traditional holiday brioche with candied citrus, raisins, and essence of orange blossom.
Screencap of the elevator scene of Avengers: Endgame. Captain America says "we got a special word for posts on Bluesky". Agent Sitwell looks confused. Captain America whispers "skeets" in his ear. A fight ensues.
Screencap from Starship Troopers showing Colonel Carl Jenkins, played by Neil Patrick Harris, reaching to touch the Brain Bug, captioned "it's afraid".
A selfie while Charlie, a white and orange cat, headbutts me right in the face.
A ca. 1987 Atari PC with a monitor, a CPU with a 5.25" floppy disk drive, a full-size keyboard, and a mouse. On the side, there's a spiral-bound "GEM Desktop User's Manual."
A screenshot of the "notifications" tab on Bluesky, erroneously showing a badge with "30+" notifications.
Screenshot from the office, with Dwight in the background and Michael Scott saying "I love starter packs. I hope to be a part of one someday."
My hand, touching snow.
Screenshot of a dictionary entry for the word "randomly," categorized as an adverb. The definition reads: "in a way that happens, is done, or is chosen by chance rather than according to a plan." Example sentences provided are: "The books were randomly arranged on the shelves" and "Interviewees were chosen randomly." The words "chosen by chance" are highlighted.
Top view of a bowl on a table on a driveway, full of candy and little tubs of Play-Doh.
Garman said under the three-day policy, "we didn't really accomplish anything, like we didn't get to work together and learn from each other," because people may be in offices on different days. In particular, Garman said the company's leadership principles, which dictate how Amazon ought to operate, were difficult to follow with just a three-day-per-week requirement. "You can't internalize them by reading them on the website, you really have to experience them day-to- day," he said. One, "disagree and commit" -- which is understood to mean that employees can express grievances but then should dive into a project as outlined by leaders - is not ideal for remote work, Garman said. "I don't know if you guys have tried to disagree via a Chime call," he said, referring to the company's internal messaging and calling function. "It's very hard."
Screenshot of a map from the Paku app displaying air quality index readings for various locations around Jackson Hole, Wyoming. The AQI readings, represented by green markers, indicate good air quality, with values between 0 and 7. The detailed reading for Moose is 7, classified as "Good," and the chart shows AQI levels over the last 24 hours, peaking at 28 and dropping back to lower levels. Additional weather information shows a temperature of 42°F, humidity at 52%, and PM2.5 at 1.3.
A screenshot of a LinkedIn post from Notion, which reads: “AI is reshaping our digital landscape much like plastic transformed our physical world. With fascinating parallels between AI and plastic—such as versatility, efficiency, and potential for innovation. And just as plastic enabled entirely new products, AI is opening doors to tools and workflows we couldn't have imagined before.” The accompanying image shows plastic retro-style furniture pieces with the text "AI is the new plastic" overlaid on it.
A landscape featuring a field with sagebrush in the foreground. In the background, there are trees with fall foliage. The sky is clear, but extremely smokey.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard drawing a smiley face on the cloud of a warp core breach.
The left wing of a Delta Airbus A319. In the background, Grand Teton, Mount Owen, and Teewinot Mountain, obscured by the haze of wildfire smoke.
A map from PurpleAir with air quality index (AQI) readings for locations around Jackson Hole, Wyoming. The AQI values are represented by colored markers, with readings of 211, 326, 295, 455, 511, 448, and 675. The reading for Kelly, WY is 675, classified as "Hazardous," and US EPA guidance advises everyone to avoid all physical outdoor activities, especially sensitive groups who should remain indoors. Additional information includes a temperature of 41°F, humidity of 48%, and PM2.5 at 741.9.
Screenshot of the Paku app showing Moose, WY with an air quality index of 366, labeled as "Hazardous." US EPA guidance advises avoiding outdoor activities. The temperature is 50°, humidity is 31%, and Raw PM2.5 is 315.5.
A rustic wooden storefront with a large sign that reads "Fruit & Vegetables grown by Bear." The building is decorated with hanging flower baskets, and the Canadian flag is visible on the roof.
An illustration of a segmented snake, each segment labeled with the abbreviations of eight American colonies (S.C., N.C., V., M., P., N.J., N.Y., N.E.) Below the snake, the text reads "JOIN, or DIE."
A close-up of Gus Gus, an orange cat, sitting indoors. The background shows a wall with several framed black-and-white photos and part of a couch.
A screenshot of an iPhone settings screen for “Background Sounds” with the feature turned on. The selected sound is “Rain” with the volume set to 100. There is an option for “Use When Media Is Playing,” which is turned off, and the volume with media is set to 20. The screen also shows a “Play Sample” button and an option to “Stop Sounds When Locked,” which is turned off.
A landscape featuring two evergreen trees in the foreground, with a grassy field and sagebrush. In the background, there are snow-capped mountains under a clear blue sky with a single white cloud.
A selfie on my driveway. I’m wearing a blue t-shirt covered in snow.
A scenic view of the Teton mountain range at sunset, with a dramatic sky filled with vibrant orange and purple hues. The foreground features a grassy field with sagebrush and trees. The mountains are silhouetted against the colorful sky.
Cuomo: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Governor That Doesn’t Such Shit, Huh?’
Screenshot of the iOS messages app, showing a text message that starts with “hi, this is Jonathan Nez”. iOS thinks it’s from “Maybe: Jonathan”.
Me, lying in bed on my side with Charlie, a white and orange cat, snuggled in my arms. He’s awake, looking at the camera.
Screenshot of the "labels on your account" modal, showing the following label has been placed on my account: Bluesky Elder: This user has been here since before the media tab. This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.