Jae

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34. toxic film bro dyke. a girl but also your dad. arguably cute. pfp by @comicnerdsam.bsky.social

Queen & Country: Definitive Edition volume 1 by Greg Rucka
Satoko in the classroom decrying "I-I'm against violence!! You don't even have any proof!!"
it’s a fucking Fox News tiktok celebrating fucking Elon fucking Must for fucking becoming a goddamn fucking trillionaire
cover of Batman #12 featuring Verity Pennyworth, Alfred's cool niece who I guess will be the new butler around Wayne Manor
Allison Janney Olivia (voice) Christoph Waltz Max (voice) Jeff Bridges Frank / Elwood (voice) Jesse Eisenberg Dort (voice) Zoey Deutch Debbie (voice) Bobby Moynihan Phillips (voice) Phil LaMarr Howard (voice) George Lucas George Lucas (voice)
letterboxd list called “unilateral police station ownage” featuring Maniac Cop 2, Malignant, and The Furious
Watch Dogs screenshot where the mission prompt in the corner says “profile the homeless for clues”
foucault's "why do schools resemble prisons" but its "why does roblox resemble polymarket"
iconic Jack Kirby piece of The Thing standing in the pouring rain on the title page of the Fantastic Four story This Man, This Monster
poster for the 1996 Norah Efron light comedy Michael where John Travolta plays an angel. he’s smiling in a deeply chilling manner with a blurred background behind him and a dog holding a feather in its mouth awkwardly photoshopped into the corner. Hollywood has changed so much
Captain America looking like he’s gearing up to beat the shit out of peaceful protestors
cover of Shinjuku
paperback copy of Louis L’Amour’s Borden Chantry
flirting vs harassment meme but it’s 80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs He-Man. it’s a lazy joke but I’m not being paid to post what do you want from me
I got a 95% match with Misato, lol
Echo looking cool as hell with a gun
shitty graphic I made to contrast the variety of styles on the first issues of female-driven Marvel comics a decade ago vs the extremely cheesecake heavy approach taken to cover art today
Daredevil: SO YOU INFESTED PROPERTUNITY TOWER WITH A FUNGUS THAT'S FEEDING YOU THE TENANTS' ENERGY. I'VE KNOWN A COUPLE OF IMMORTALS, BRO. LIVING FOREVER'S NOT AS FUN AS YOU THINK. AND THIS BODY YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELF... HOW DO YOU GO ON DATES COVERED IN FUNGUS? Fungus guy: SIMP! IF YOU DEDICATED YOUR MASCULINE ENERGY TO GETTING STRONGER INSTEAD OF WASTING IT ON DATES, MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE DOMINATED YOU LIKE THAT. FEMALES ARE NOTHING BUT A-
Daredevil hears Taskmasker blinking strangely during a fight, calls him out and Taskmaster says he’s trying to figure out how to copy DD’s moves since DD doesn’t fight like his moves are based on sight
cover of Face Value by Phil Collins
a stock broker gets shot in the back by a man who he financially ruined, and in his final moments he sees visions of the ills of the modern world before finally seeing a sculpture of Jesus’s face
cover of My Dress-Up Darling vol. 1
Kojima: Would you ever do a Hollywood production? Tsukamoto: There was some discussion along those lines about eight years ago, but I declined. I can't deny that it's an intriguing idea. I'm half-joking and half-serious, but I would love to make Alien 6. (laughs) I'd love to include a bunch of deadpan gags. In Tetsuo, there's the part where his dick turns into a drill, and it's meant to be this funny thing you can laugh at, but everyone watches it with bated breath, in total seriousness. That's a favorite pattern of mine though. I was thinking, in Alien 6, to defeat the alien they would need to use the "Tetsuo Virus" found in Japan, and they would inject that into Sigourney Weaver to make Tetsujou (Iron Woman)... and despite being a gag I would film all this in a complete deadpan, serious way. I'm almost 40 but my head is still full of dumb stuff like this. (laughs)
selfie where I look cute as hell and spiritually drained
have I ever posted about the time l went to see Looper with college friends but hung back for a minute to smoke weed and I stepped on a wasp nest and got like 15-20 wasps stuck in my hair and got stung all over my head and hands as I pulled them out and then I walked in and my friends and the girl l liked didn't save me a seat so I sat alone in the back row high and in extreme pain
an annoying looking goat next to a house that’s exploding
poster for Marco
3 successive panels of “Happy” Hogan looking increasingly despondent
Japanese poster for Pink Cadillac
Bill Burr holding a space gun
ad for Ys IX
page from She-Hulk #24 with some pretty awful 2000s digital coloring
poster for Everything Everywhere All at Once
Panam and Judy lounging on a couch looking cute
Panam and Judy from Cyberpunk 2077 looking like they’re definitely gonna fuck on the Nintendo Switch 2
poster for The Snowman, a really bad movie
Hideaki Anno’s Cutie Honey
poster for The Expendables 3 which apparently had Glen Powell in it like a decade before he was famous
Quora user THE THOUGHT MASTER responding to the question “why do bees hover near people” with “I have always loved Bees and think they are cute. Whilst I was thinking up a comedy sketch, a question popped up, 'Are Bees more attracted to White people or Black people', this question I ask-“
truly miserable clip of yoda rapping from the massively popular 2000s video Star Wars Gangsta Rap
me and my great hair
a beautiful comic character named 8 Ball whose costume is just the color blue with white gloves and boots and a whole ass 8 ball for a head and then I drew a bunch of fuckass ugly lines on his costume and removed half the color
video called "Favorite First Watches 2020" that cuts together short clips from the movies Iruvar, Meek's Cutoff, Shopping, The Great Silence, Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade, The Long Goodbye, Cruising, Noroi, Poetic Justice, Breathless, Angel's Egg, Cool Hand Luke, Wendy & Lucy, To Live and Die in LA, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Love Exposure, Domino, Clouds of Sils Maria, Stone Cold, Nostalgia for the Light, Kwaidan, Lucifer Rising, Avengement, The Hustler, City on Fire, Kiki's Delivery Service, Throw Down, Posession, The Masque of the Red Death, Certain Women, Tumbbad, Ash is Purest White, A Cure for Wellness, and Pulse and then it turns into fan edit of Johnny Depp as Mortdecai
Perlah
Tony Stella poster for The Long Goodbye
screenshot of a post on the Dungeons and Dragons subreddit that reads: what are some badass Bible verses I can use for my holy Paladin Off the top of my head I have Psalm 59 from the KJV. "Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God: defend me from them that rise up against me. Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men. the mighty are gathered against me; awake to help me, and behold" followed by the top comment, which is cut off mid sentence because it did not fit in the screenshot: Those are not Bible verses but quotes from a Fallout New Vegas Q character : "I am the right hand of the Lord, and the instrument of his vengeance" "I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy
poster for the show Powers which nobody has ever seen
poster for L.A.’s Finest starring Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba
thumbnail of a guy reacting to the Abbott and Costello Who’s On First routine with his hand on his head and big text reading “THIS BROKE MY BRAIN”
poster for The Materialists, a movie that apparently made over 100 million dollars
10 Chris Tucker red carpet looks that make me go daaaamm 8 ways to know if your boyfriend is a mannequin Top 10 riverbanks to form cherished childhood memories at 5 times Frasier predicted Donald Trump I just looked at these 12 autopsy photos and I am not okay
5 beautiful women wearing just a bunch of random ass clothes that look insane together
proudly displaying the newly acquired 4k releases of Under Siege and Knock Off and the blu ray of She Shoots Straight
poster for Bring it On: Cheer or Die featuring cheerleaders with small blood splatters and the silhouette of some kind of killer with big horns
JFK and his big ass teeth