HazelSquirrel

@heythar.bsky.social

752 Followers 650 Following

Dorky 🌹 leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry pfp: @kitsovereign.bsky.social banner: @tonzono.bsky.social

Image of a Reddit thread Title: People with anxiety, what are your coping methods? User Spazztaco says: “Clean my room til you are bored. Sounds dumb but if you put a bit of music on, it distracts you and gets something productive done too. If this is you looking for advice, best of luck with your Anxiety man.” User KennyVic_ replies: “Ok, but this is the last time I'm cleaning your room”
Hazel the toon squirrel laid out and flattened on the seat of a brown park bench as if multiple furries have sat on him throughout the day. Hazel is an orange squirrel with beige cheeks, hands and feet, with golden yellow hair. He has a rather contented look on his face after being flattened by an unknown number of furry butts (probably many)!
Hazel the cartoon squirrel cartoonishly flattened and smushed into the shape of an LP record sleeve, titled “Steamrolled”. His tail is flattened in the shape of a vinyl record, and someone is pulling it out of the sleeve.
Hazel the anthro cartoon squirrel flattened against a wall and facing the camera. He’s wearing a brown shirt and black pants, orange fur all over except the undersides of his tail, arms and feet, which are a beige color. He’s crosseyed and blushing, looking very silly and flat. He also has shapely hips which are also still flattened~