Hypocriticaldog

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He's just some guy, you know.

Dundee United is a colloquial Nigerian insult used to describe someone as an idiot or stupid.
Joseph Cotten ascends a spiral staircase in The Third Man
Headline from Goal.com "Old Lady Unable to Master BATE At Home"
Belgium is the rudest word in the Universe, yet by a strange coincidence, also the name of a country on Earth. In the Secondary Phase of the radio series, it is stated as "completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one part, where they don't know what it means, and in serious screenplays."
Burnham hands out
Manchester mayor Andy Burnham says the attack is the work of an "extremist". An extreme what? An extreme rabbit?
Poppadoms
Old kitchen cabinet missing door handles.
Asylum inmates in "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari".
Fibreglass shark sticking out of the roof of a terraced house in Headington, Oxford
Rod Stewart at the fifth round draw for the Scottish Cup in 2017
Dr David Bowman in the process of disconnecting HAL's memory in 2001: A Space Odyssey
Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ultras banner at a Hibernian match.
Close up of a Union Flag with "Never trust a lefty with your kids" printed on it.
Up 'n' under
Poster for an exhibition that Dumfries museum had to celebrate the town's links with Norway. Titled Alt For Norge "All for Norway". Poster depicts a Viking on cross country skis. His red cape billows behind him, unfurling to reveal the Norwegian flag. From their Insta page "The poster art for Dumfries Museum's current exhibition was adapted from a certificate awarded to a member of the Kings Own Scottish Borderers in 1945. The certificate thanked this Dumfries man for his role in the liberation of Norway. We loved the mix of symbols of old and new Norway (a Viking in skis!)."
The Cat priest from Red Dwarf episode "Waiting for God with a red pointy hat with an arrow pointing through it.
Smug Aussie football fan holds up a yellow card after an Egypt player gets booked. Twat.
Alan Partridge "I've just been eating chocolate mousse".
Sophia Urista from Brass against connects with a fan.
Red
Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire
Blue diamond Doctor Who logo that says "Grade is a cunt"
Graph representing flow of votes to the Greens. Includes a block representing 100,000 people who voted Conservative in 2024
Dril tweet about ISIL except now it reqds "issuibg correcrion on a previous poat of mine, regarding Italian fascists. you do not, under any circumstances "gotta hand it to them"
G.N.R. Skegness is so bracing poster.
Richard "twice nightly" Whitely pointing.
Slobodan Praljak has a wee snifter at The Hague
General "Buck" Turgidson in Dr Strangelove warning President Merkin Muffley that "We must not allow an AI gap!"
Bar scene from Ice Cold in Alex.
Shane MacGowan with a pint and a bottle of wine
The Sound of Music.
Many were truly shocked that the campaign manager praised everyone, even the pollsters from the Fidesz government’s orbit. “They performed well too, they just didn’t get the result right,” said Balázs Orbán
King Prince Charles at his coronation wearing St Edward's Crown
Wonderland branded 'utter shambles'.
Josef Stalin shaking hands with Joachim von Ribbentrop in 1939.
Screen shot of Brasseye with "Grade is a cunt" just viaible on screen
Screenshot from Oslo pride advert. Two older gentlemen, one with his head resting on the other's shoulder as the look up at a pride flag. Caption reada "TRYGG" in rainbow colours which means "SAFE" in Norwegian and other Scandinavian languages.
Jemini
Fourth Doctor title screen Text reads Horror of Fraggle Rock
Circus master - Lion: the lion is given a demand and must do it for the sake of entertainment.
Archie Andrews
Dedication in Dr Kate Lister's new book "Flick. The story of female pleasure". Dedication reads. "For all the men who didn't make me cum.
Niall Quinn
Tin Tin
Paul Heinreid as Victor Laszlo in Casablanca singing La Marsailles
"Starmer is a bell" in the saved by the bell font
That cunt Bertie Ahern recently decided to be racist on camera, he revealed his true colours. Fuck Reform, Fuck Nigel Farage. I have no time, sympathy, or empathy for anybody that decides to make life more difficult for people who are just trying to live, and that’s what this record is about.
A calender with Wednesday 20th May 2026 circled
Publicity shot for the new Strictly Come Dancing hosts Johannes Radebe, Josh Widdicombe and Emma Willis.
"Wonderful!" I ejaculated.
SLEVE MCDICHAEL ONSON SWEEMEY DARRYL ARCHIDELD ANATOLI SMORIN REY MCSRIFF GLENALLEN MIXON MARIO MCRLWAIN RAUL CHAMGERLAIN KEVIN NOGILNY TONY SMEHRIK BOBSON DUGNUTT WILLIE DUSTICE JEROMY GRIDE SCOTT DOURQUE SHOWN FURCOTTE DEAN WESREY MIKE TRUK DWIGT RORTUGAL TIM SANDAELE KARL DANDLETON MIKE SERNANDEZ TODD BONZALEZ
The "Familieigh".
The "What a sad little life, Jane" episode of Come Dine With Me
Starmer on the phone
Part of a poster for a festival. Lineup features example, vengaboys, BOYZLIFE and THE HOOSIERS.
An SNP leaflet using polling figures from the 2024 General Election in the now Edinburgh and North Leith Westminster constuency to show that only the SNP can beat Labour in the new Edinburgh Northern *Scottish* Parliament constituency and that "Lib Dems and Conservatives can't win here".
BK logo which now reads. Rat King Don't google it. No, seriously, don't.
Burger King logo now reads "Steamed Hams" "It's a regional dialect"