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Li Chen @exocomics.com I like cats.
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Eddie Mair @eddiemair.bsky.social Lack of Influencer
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social music ∙ geekery ∙ media and comms ∙ more random musings than you can handle ∙ DC vibe checks & street photography ∙ somehow has a PhD ∙ opinions all mine ∙ once called "the bus passenger" by People Magazine
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app 3 dogs. 2 kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer | Journalist | Host of B*tch, Listen podcast | abortion rights are, like, 80% of my personality | skeets are the opinion of your employer. | Colorado, America🏳️🌈
Ruth Deyermond @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social Senior Lecturer, Department of War Studies, King's College London. Russian foreign & security policy, US foreign policy, US-Russia relations, European security. Views are my own.
Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social Hider of Daily Mails
Old bag
No Parmesán! ✊️
Illegitimi non carbonara!
SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM!
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C/W may contain politics
Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social still not a real question
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Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs.bsky.social Historian of work, energy, industry and protest. Author of An Injury to All: The Unmaking of the British Working Class and Coal Country. Should be running or writing.
Sali Hughes @salihughes.bsky.social Journalist & Author.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social Icelandic writer.
The Night Guest // Dead Weight // Down Where Monsters Dwell coming in March 2027!
Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk Legal researcher, writer, journalist | Trans Rights Lead @ Good Law Project | PhD student @ University of Leeds
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They/them
hello@jessothomson.co.uk
Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social Patreon.com/robinince for blog posts and podcasts
SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social Ah! I love these lazy Saturdays.
Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social Author/editor/'cultural historian'/carer, S Wales, probably autistic:
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Email: whenisbirths@yahoo.com
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth•
Also writes thrillers. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Kill All The Lawyers coming July 2027…
Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com Very short science fiction/fantasy stories by O. Westin.
Please repost any you like.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social Award winning security researcher | Microsoft MVP x7 | Google Hall of Fame | Music & video creation |
Hacktics and Telemetry Producer |
UK Immigration (family reunion)
https://soundcloud.com/umawing
Stuart Braithwaite @plasmatron.bsky.social Plays guitar. Hates fascists. Just confused by life.
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manta del ray @seafoamghost.bsky.social dylan | shetlandic coastal witch. pockets full of seaglass, moss covered buoy. "he was sea-marked, and he knew it.” | disabled and tired | cambuslang, scotland | he/they | 34 | autistic
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Victoria Coren Mitchell @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social Writer, poker player and accidental quiz show host.
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social Yep, that one.
Dave Gorman @davegorman.bsky.social 36hrs of TV stand-up on youtube: https://youtube.com/@davegorman235/ I also set crosswords. Bluth in the Indy, Fed in the Graun, Django in the Telegraph
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Does @caveatfrogs.bsky.social
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More of the same crap on a different platform, by now it's your fault
doublearrow.co.uk @doublearrow64.bsky.social British Rail Corporate Identity 1965-1994
Abbey @abbeythelab.bsky.social Abbey the silver lab of Abingdon
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Rory Cellan-Jones @rorycj.bsky.social Technology, Parkinson’s, #sophiefromromania
Diane Coyle @dianecoyle1859.bsky.social Bennett Professor of Public Policy, University of Cambridge; economist
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk Author, parliamentary sketchwriter and co-host of classic cinema love-in War Movie Theatre. Books about chaotic detectives, sneaky spies, and misleading words.
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comedian, writer and actor.
autistic. socialist.
Manchester via Rhyl
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Dr Sophie Michell @sophiemhistory.bsky.social Death and crime historian, family researcher, teller of tales.
Visiting fellow at the Open University.
Obsessed with inquests.
Abir Al-Sahlani @abiralsahlani.bsky.social Member of the European Parliament. Centerpartiet, Sweden.
The French Republican Calendar @handle.invalid A celebration of the French Republican Calendar.
Posts daily at midnight, Parisian time.
Website is https://frenchrepublican.info
Ping @folkwizard.online if I'm broken
WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social
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Any unnecessary abuse results in a block.
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
AuADHD creature of elemental internet
collector of keysmashes
used to be called Foone, before the war
Ross Greer (he/him) @ross-greer.bsky.social Co-leader of the @scottishgreens.org 🍉
West of Scotland MSP
'Windmill-worshipping eco-communist'
he/him ✝️🏳️🌈
Promoted by the Scottish Green Party, 19b Graham St, Edinburgh
Simon Price @simonprice.bsky.social Biographer of The Cure & Manic Street Preachers
Music critic, ex-Independent/Melody Maker.
Podcaster with Chart Music
History Of Pop lecturer.
DJ at Spellbound
He/Him.
Welsh.
https://linktr.ee/simonprice
Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social Dog lover. Anxious and depressed. Arsehole.
Avery Edison @averyedison.com elegantly withstanding the vast brunt of it
Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social Books and Archives since 1683.
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