Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · May 18

For some reason I can’t upload the original video with sound @bjcolangelo.bsky.social took, but here it is without.

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James Davis · May 18

oh great, new kink unlocked. thanks a lot, just add it to the evergrowing pile

Onyx · Jun 7

the video without sound still hits different tho 😭 tried this app called onyx recently and now i actually schedule my clips ahead of time instead of scrambling to post them, lets me focus on the creative part

koda!! 💫 · May 18

omg you play it off so cool, too! the first time I did this with a mini melon I got SO SCARED when the pop happened because I thought it was coming from my body LOL

Scribbler Johnny He/him · May 18

Impressive!

Chef Andy Lunique · May 18

me next

Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! · May 18

extremely impressive but i cannot get over the size of that blunt, hell yeah to all of this

Matthew Frye · May 18

Hot

Shane Zeagman 🇨🇦 · May 18

I just heard a cantaloupe in the grocery screaming: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE!!

Gonzo · May 18

so many people just started identifying as watermelons just to be between those thighs....

Michael Cox · May 19

@tekamachi.bsky.social we were just talking about this lol

goondragon🐉🔞 · May 18

my head is roughly the size and shape of a watermelon. yknow just in case you need another one for anything...

Circle Eleven · May 18

Congratulations on your new baby Ify. It looks like it was a fairly stressful birth.

Juan Wish Willow · May 18

Good lord…

Big Red Machine · May 19

GOT DAMN

Princess Fae Morgan Von Sparklefart of the Arcadia Sparklefarts. · May 18

The newest product from Erewhon: thigh crushed melon, only $40 /lb

Staffan · May 18

I think I've seen this Bond movie.

Quantum · May 18

Is that Open Mike Eagle in the background? Also gat damnnnn

Death Cab for Cunty · May 18

Mellon Hottie and the Infinite Thighness

Ify Nwadiwe · May 18

Secondary angle.

Robert🩸🍯 Moore · May 18

Ya know, this morning I was feeling myself and proud of my thigh progress but now I see there are mountains still left to climb