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@inviolablevoice.bsky.social

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Special Ability: Painfully Awkward - Deals 3-9 Psychic damage to all players (including self) upon entry to any social situation. swearwolf. she/her.

In the top frame against a light blue background, a stick figure holds up a finger, mouth open as if to say something. In the bottom frame against a light purple gradient background, the stick figure's finger begins to curl down and their mouth is closed
An orange cat sleeps with his front paws stretched out in front of him on a dark purple blanket. His paws twitch subtly as he dreams
A grey cement mixer slowly rotates on the back of a truck, displaying increasingly fanatic Patriots imagery, including: *"6X Superbowl Champions" with the various dates of said superbowls *A Patriots "Flying Elvis" logo, a large goat with Superb Owl rings on its horns, the number 12, and the text, "Greatest of all time!", an apparent homage to former QB Tom Brady *The text "Patriot Nation" above a Massachusetts city limits sign with Superb Owl rings and the text "Entering New Ringland", and *finally, large red text reading "FIRST AND FINEST"
A digital photo frame in landscape orientation displaying two portrait-oriented photos: on the left, an orange cat sits with his back legs awkwardly splayed and gazing vacantly into the distance, and on the right, my husband and I in our elegant wedding attire, kissing
An orange cat sitting with his front half neatly compacted on top of a sheet of paper towel on a wood floor
An orange cat is soundly asleep on a deep purple blanket with his front legs stretched out before him.
An olive colored Subaru wearing a bright aqua spiky dragon sleeve on its side mirror.
An orange cat sits squinting in front of a TV displaying the results of a Call of Duty match.
A large prayer plant in an emerald green hanging basket; it has several long tall stalks that may be new foliage waiting to unfurl, but are probably actually flower stalks
A screenshot of a tweet from law dog, esq., reading: new slangs for diarrhea: - pouring out the devil's latte - disaster at the log flume - liquified natural gas - visit from uncle blow - making jared leto's lunch - (for me specifically) having a normal day - mudslide at the dairy farm - poop x water collab
An orange cat curled asleep on a deep purple blanket, now his front feet are out straight and his tail is flicked out parallel to them
An orange cat curled asleep on a deep purple blanket with his back feet hanging out straight, in a classic shrimp cat pose
My mother's very large fluffy orange and white cat Morris lying belly up and legs splayed on a taupe and cream patterned rug
A tiny orange kitten on an aqua and white blanket, staring with innocent round eyes
The night sky above the roof line of some houses; the sky is cloudy and the full (or nearly so) moon is near the center of the frame and illuminates a thick wave of brownish dust rolling over the roofs. The brown dust is clearly distinguishable from the wispy grey clouds behind it.
A scraggly long-haired brown tabby cat plays with a pink hair tie on a wood floor, batting at it and chasing it energetically. At one point she pauses to make loud idiot noises at it before continuing to slap it with large mitten paws.
An orange cat with narrowed eyes and cocked ears, his white chin very pointy because it has been smushed between his front legs while he slept
Portrait of Sir Thomas More by Hans Holbein the Younger (1527); More is shown seated before a green curtain wearing heavy black robes edged in plush brown fur with deep crimson sleeves visible from the elbows, plus a black hat and his large gold chain of office of Lord Chancellor; he gazes intensely to the right
An orange cat lying on bubble wrap on a shelf in a sunny window, with squinty eyes and the tip of his pink tongue peeking out
an orange cat lounging in a position reminiscent of Cleopatra on a chaise and gazing into the distance
A digital photo frame showcasing two portrait-oriented photos side by side: on the left, an orange cat with a vaguely horrified expression, on the right, my husband and I with our hands clasped, exchanging our wedding vows
A long-haired brown tabby cat with a decidedly unrepentant expression
An orange cat sitting in a very awkward position on a grey velvet sofa; he is sitting almost human-style but has hunched over himself so it looks like his middle is just missing and he is a weirdly proportioned little gremlin, and looks up at the camera earnestly.
The face of a seal who looks like something very cringe has happened
A child with a sly smile in the foreground with a burning house where firefighters and a fire truck are fighting the fire, captioned "PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN"
An orange cat sitting on a deep purple blanket with his front legs stretched out before him and with a comical expression that looks a little like this emoji 😼
An image of the Oregon Trail game, featuring an all-green ox pulling a covered wagon with mountains in the background, with the text below, "You have died of fumes."
An orange tabby cat going absolutely apeshit over a small, flingable crackly llama toy, ending in him picking up his toy in his mouth and walking towards the camera
An orange cat in the shape of a drumstick on top of a blue blanket
A picture of a page of the novel Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel, cropped to the following passage: "Look here, Cromwell, I wish you would come down and see me at home at Kenninghall, and talk to my lady wife. She's a woman of monstrous demands. She thinks I shouldn't keep a woman in the house, for my pleasant usage, you know? I say, where else should she be? Do you want me to disturb myself on a winter's night and venture out on the icy roads? I don't seem to be able to express myself correctly to her; do you think you could come down and put my case?" He says, hastily, "Not now, of course. No. More urgent... see my niece..."
A black digital frame with white mat, displaying two photos side by side in portrait orientation: on the left, a portrait of me on my wedding day, in my red fascinator hat, red cape, and ivory wedding dress. On the right is my cat Bean in the top of his beige carpet cat tree, with an incredibly vacant expression. We are tilting our heads at almost the same angle.
An orange cat sitting on the back of a grey velvet sofa with his front legs curled oddly before him and gazing at the camera like you are the only one who sees a problem here
Scrooge McDuck diving into a big tray of fast casual shrimp
An orange cat curled asleep on a tortilla blanket with his back legs stuck straight out, making him look very much like a fried shrimp
An orange cat sitting on a purple blanket looks skeptical
An orange cat sits with a curious head tilt on the back of a grey velvet sofa
A skull and bones with a poison bottle amongst poisonous plants such as foxglove and death cap mushrooms against a black background with the text, "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE / SOME ONLY ONCE"
A photo of me, a white woman with auburn hair, in a black v-neck dress and with a fresh haircut fully facing the camera, side parted, short and barely chin length on one side, and with a dramatic long trailing piece on the other side, about collarbone length
An orange cat curled asleep on a grey velvet sofa with his paw over his face, almost as if he is embarrassed.
An orange cat curled asleep on a grey velvet sofa with his forehead down and his little patch of white chin facing up
An orange cat is asleep on his side with all his legs dangling on top of a dark purple blanket.
An orange cat standing on the back of a grey velvet sofa in the middle of a big yawn, so his teeth are bared like fangs, his eyes are narrowed, and his ears are tucked back, while his back is arched
An orange cat laying curled on a tortilla blanket with wide vacant eyes and his tongue peeking out
A fluffy brown tabby cat curled on the wood floor almost perfectly within the bounds of a small rectangle of sunlight from a nearby window
The face of an orange cat very much asleep on top of his front paws on a tortilla blanket.
The face of an orange cat asleep on a pile of blankets; his white chin rests on his outstretched paw and his ears are turned back as though he is sleeping but somehow unhappy about it
An orange cat loafing on a gray sofa with one paw curled into a fist and a cranky expression
An orange cat asleep on a dark purple blanket on a woman's lap; he is in a weird position with all four legs pointing out straight ahead, but folded over the back legs. The woman's arm is visible in the background and his front paws are crossed and touching it
A surly-faced orange cat sitting in the top nest of a beige carpet cat tree with a back leg bent up over his shoulder and his pink tongue licking the back of his knee
A fluffy orange and white cat sitting in a strange half-reclining pose with his back legs split out wide on a dark brown leathery sofa
An orange cat folded in half on himself with his back legs askew, soundly asleep on a purple blanket
A screenshot of a gray text bubble from my brother that reads: "I'm not allowed to plan what I'm doing this evening, all scheduling, reservations and appointments must be made through the head of houses office" by which he means his wife
An orange cat asleep on a pile of assorted blankets with his paw over his face as though it has been a very long day or I have said something incredibly cringey
An orange cat asleep with his chin in a sunny windowsill and otherwise in loaf mode; his back is in the sun but the rest of him is in shade from the shelf above
orange cat dramatically doing the splits in a blue chair, the better to lick his butt
An image of John Cena holding up a small carton of milk and smiling against a blue background in an episode of Pluribus
An image of Zosia (Karolina Wydra) smiling, holding a drink, and wearing what appears to be an unironic Canadian tuxedo in an episode of Pluribus
A copy of Hilary Mantel's novel /Wolf Hall/ with a red cover and large white and black serif text
An orange cat sitting on a shelf in a window and doing his best to look like he has not just been scolded for trying to pull things off the next shelf above, which hosts some real and faux plants, a small frame, and a small crochet doll