Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org Professional labor photographer. Unions for all. Birds. Whales. Cats. Hydration. Maybe a dash of democratic socialism. Not necessarily in that order. Too much optimism for the current moment.
Cute content skeeted often, not with the news cycle
Mel @melapoly.bsky.social Bacon grease makes everything better
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social Washington Bureau chief at The Independent, MSNOW Columnist. Author: We’re Not Broken. Tar Heel. He/Him Eric.garcia@the-independent.com
G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com i write the data-driven politics newsletter Strength In Numbers: gelliottmorris.com/welcome
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formerly 538 & The Economist
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He/Him
Husband, father, grandfather
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social two things make me happy and two things only: turgid, unworkable political theory and surly cats
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30, he/him
maddiecareforall, PhD @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social Professor of Counselor Education @ UNLV. Mental health counselor, grant getter, paper publisher, book writer. Views are my own, but probably correct.
Maxine’s mom, @squorch.com’s CEO, part time weightlifter.
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elizabeth @sourcederived.bsky.social Kansan. Knitter. Lawyer-ish. 
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em 👋 @vworpish.bsky.social knackered and afraid (2020 - present)
GPop @g-pop.bsky.social Old Fart
Lucy Burns, famous suffragist pictured
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social Eating junk and watching rubbish
Imaginarium Aquarium @lazydaisy.bsky.social All persons more than a mile high must leave the court room immediately. 
Brett America @drunkendonuts.bsky.social Contains sequences with flashing lights that may affect photosensitive viewers.
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social It’s me! Sorry.
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Beverage Goblin of the first order.
Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
Mr Bungle @mystic5523.bsky.social 
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