Dan Izzo

@izzos.net

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Attorney (VA & DC Licensed) "Lawyers are basically just attack librarians" Posts are not legal advice. All opinions are my own

Will Stancil® @whstancil.bsky.social Yeah, there are a tiny handful of cases where 50k now is better than a 50% shot at $1m. But for the huge majority of people it's just a straight-up terrible decision. One is life-changing money, the other is moderately life-improving money. People choose the former because they're irrational.
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← Post Pinned 0 Chris Marabūt ❤ @TheDecimalZero Follow Legacy physics has relied on E=mc2 for over a century to claim the speed of light is the absolute ceiling. Albert Einstein was wrong. The universe isn't an empty void; it is a highly pressurized fluid. And the speed limit just broke. Introducing the updated Marabūt Energy-Flux Equation: E = m(c_T² + c_L²) In the Electron Flow Model (EFM), mass isn't curving empty spacetime-it is a physical vortex within a fluid-dynamic vacuum. When that localized mass unravels, the energy released is governed by TWO wave propagation speeds: c_T (Transverse Velocity): The traditional speed of light. This is the slower, shear-like displacement of the medium. c_L (Longitudinal Velocity): The
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Hunt for Red October meme Words says "Donald, you fucked-up another pool?"
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Image a woman posted in a Facebook group labeled "White and Proud" the woman appears to be in her late 40s or early 50s but claims to be 38 and "youthful" with a caption of This is what 38 looks like when you pay extra to keep them out of your neighbors. This is what 38 looks like when you have actual work ethic. This is what 38 looks like when you never let THEM into your home. This is what 38 looks like when you've never once done business with them. This is what 38 looks like when you've never employed one of them. This is what 38 looks like when you've never had romantic relations with them. The key to success and staying youthful is keeping them as far away from your life as possible. Ask me how we know! Oh, and I am white and proud. The degenerates and bane of our society could never ever make me not love myself and be proud of my heritage.
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B estro-boi Follow eco Jul 2 ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty B estro-boi es ® she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass > estro-boi es (JF. my dipshit six year old: if the earth is round how come we don't fall off?? me: lol we learned that in science class 20 years ago # prick infinite strangers online: okay this is an all time dunk
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I carve you eight as-runes nine nauo-runes thirteen purs-runes, which are to afflict your belly with great shitting and shooting pains, and all these may afflict your bells with very great farting...May your bones split asunder, may your guts burst, may your farting never stopm neither day nor night. May you become as weak as the field, Loki, who was snared by all the gods...
r/europe u/ScandiPerspective. 14n Q My American girlfriend left me yesterday. We've been together for almost two years. 96 Yesterday she asked if we could finally buy an air conditioner. She said she had been saving up for a while and she missed the convenience of it I laughed at first because I thought she was joking but she was clearly not. I explained that Europeans adapt to the seasons. You close the shutters during the day, open the windows at night, and eventually your body adjusts. She ignored my explanation and proceeded to show me an air conditioner for sale near us for €379. I didn't really know what to say. That is way out of our budget and she knew that. I kinda shrugged it off and went to sleep. When I woke up, she was gone. I assume she went back to New Jersey, but I will probably never know as I am now blocked on everything and have no way to contact her. Any advice? 8.9k 1.4k Share L+B Award
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Breaking News Antisemitism hits all-time high in Germany: A Record 8725 antisemitic incidents in 2025
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§207. Assault 1. A person is guilty of assault if: A. The person intentionally, knowingly or recklessly causes bodily injury or offensive physical contact to another person. Violation of this paragraph is a Class D crime; or [PL 2001, c. 383, §10 (NEW); PL 2001, c. 383, §156 (AFF).] B. The person has attained at least 18 years of age and intentionally, knowingly or recklessly causes bodily injury to another person who is less than 6 years of age. Violation of this paragraph is a Class C crime. [PL 2001, c. 383, §10 (NEW); PL 2001, c. 383, §156 (AFF).] [PL 2001, c. 383, §10 (RPR); PL 2001, c. 383, §156 (AFF).]
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Screenshot of now blocked quote post from Parker Molloy responding to people being upset about the GridIron article identifying Simone Biles solely as an "NFL Wife" "I really cannot deal with this kind of dumb, fake outrage. Something was published at a football-specific website, the headline explains why a story about Simone Biles is relevant to a football-specific website, and people lose their shit. Extremely obnoxious."
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← Post Dan Izzo @izzos.net It's almost certainly #1 and the reason is he's running for statewide office in Texas. To the VAST majority of people his statement is understood as being "against bottom surgery for kids" because that's all they think of when they think of "gender assignment surgery" Quoting: julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io 53m there are two ways to read this, both bad on his part: -one, he knows this is gibberish (such surgeries are virtually never done, even in an ideal world) and is signalling to transphobes, which, why the fuck -two, he doesn't know it's gibberish, and is a goddamned idiot ... Reply julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io i live in texas, and it's clear to me as it is to many sensible people that signalling to transphobic talking points doesn't really serve liberal candidates here or elsewhere
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Graham Platner quote "It's not a secret I've had a messy, complicated life. The worst of the rumors we've all heard are not true."
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Video game grifters now have to confront their biggest challenge to date, trying to pretend Deborah Ann Woll isn't hot
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21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Art by @BeccaPodos of Rocky from Project Hail Mary inside his bubble with all the pains in different colors. Rocky is holding a Pride Flag and the words "It is Pride Month Amaze Amaze Amaze" surround the drawing
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Hasan Piker giving and interview saying "Like as an American citizen and as a member of the media, of course I'm gonna sometime talk to members of, you know, state sponsored terrorist organizations."
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Post by Navaros on IMDB 5/15/2009 as reported on Fundies Say The Darndest Things God’s Righteous Penis No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one. As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms. Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis. You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.
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Facebook post of Briana Wu stating I really hope normal people see all the relentlessly degrading things said to me every day by these anti-trans bigots and realize what we’re up against. A full on war to eliminate us from public life. I had a medical condition. I got help. I’m just trying to live my life.
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