stephsplashkobe @stephsplashkobe.myatproto.social AZ ♎️
More suspensions on threads than OJ Mayo
Kobe 4L
Mayor of Divatown @divatownsmayor.bsky.social 
@mangoboysummer.bsky.social @mangoboysummer.bsky.social 
@jessiedubb.bsky.social @jessiedubb.bsky.social 
Gingy 3stan @3stangingersnap.bsky.social Lvl 39
Looks 8/10
Personality 11/10
Legs 1/2
FuckZuck, I got booted from the threads-verse enough times that I’m finally just gonna come hang over here. This is not gonna be an over the top NSFW account, but still, MDNI
@marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social 
𝔙𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫 𝔖𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔧𝔞𝔴 @vermincscrapjaw.bsky.social 𐌌𐌃𐌍𐌉 ᛑზ+
𐌕𐋅𐌉𐌔 𐌉𐌔 Ꮤ𐋅𐌄𐌐𐌄 𐌉 𐌀𐌌 𐌕𐌐𐌵𐌋𐌙 𐌅𐌄𐌐𐌀𐌋. 𐌁𐌀𐌔𐌉𐌂𐌀𐌋𐌋𐌙 𐌀 𐌅𐌐𐌄𐌄 Ꝋ𐌅
Jake @jakeoverhofff.bsky.social Cats & Hockey
Luis & Joe
John Flanagan @watfordjohn.bsky.social Grandpa, Carer, Watford fanatic, ex-teacher and gardener.
Grumpy Frog @villeinera.bsky.social Teacher, writer, engaged in local politics. Puns welcome. I'm here for science, honor, compassion, and silliness.
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FEDERALLY HATED
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I LOVE BEING SOBER
CLOSETED ASEXUAL
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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com NYT Worstselling Author
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
@smithspeed25.bsky.social @smithspeed25.bsky.social 
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk
B @hob67.bsky.social Just taking it day by day
Madeline @littlehellhound8.bsky.social 🔒 @nots1krrdrew.bsky.social
DMs closed
@tootall84.bsky.social @tootall84.bsky.social Not another app description…
PNW
40
6’7”
MDNI.
Midnight Sky 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ 🎃 @midnightskygd.bsky.social /dev/null
/code/godot/C#
/sys/schizoaffective/🤪
/identity/aro/placio/enby/femme/sapphic/🏳️🌈
GREYTONES.wav @greytones.bsky.social | lvl 38 |
| he/them |
| hard to listen to ❌ hard while listening ✅ |
|🌶️ VA 🎙️|
| dirty 🤝🏽 decorum |
| ⚠️ MDNI | Kink Friendly | Not Interested | Queer/Pan |
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@captainwest.bsky.social @captainwest.bsky.social Love classic cars and country music. Vietnam veteran. Think cats and dogs have souls. Fought for freedom in America, and want to keep it free. Glad to be off of Elon's "X"! Follow me, I'll follow you back. DON'T ASK ME FOR MONEY PLEASE! NO BITCOIN. NO PM's
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com Owner of MSW Media, host of The Daily Beans, UnJustified, and Cleanup on Aisle 45 podcasts. #Leguminati. Veteran. She/Her Substack: muellershewrote.com
Signal: muellershewrote.23
Podcast: https://the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/
Joanna 🔪 @jltngtn.bsky.social she/her. 36. blood spirit. spilled ink & a sharp blade. harlot, hater, hack-handed wastel. hedonist; epicure. unsettling. upsetting. unhinged.
Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour
terriblemaps@gmail.com
Brianna_xoca @briannaxoca.bsky.social Hate bios
Tyro, ft Ricky @tyrowo.com Cat poster. Self-taught professional software developer, exF2P MTG Arena Challenger, ex wr holder speedrunning HotD2_100%, ex streamer, ex melee player.
Grilling, coding, gaming, magic: the gathering, other tcgs, and my kitty, Ricky 😻
30, he/him
Bryan Crockett 🇨🇦 @bryancrockett.bsky.social He/him · Métis · @westcat.ca | Paralegal, ex–Parliament Hill staffer, other things too probably idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✉️ bryan.crockett@westcat.ca
📍 BC, Canada
shredded sweetie @looseleave.bsky.social
apocalypse babysitter
lover of birds
susceptible to collisions due to poor eyesight
Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me Designer/Artist https://nasibov.me
Nic MacPherson @nicmacpherson.bsky.social I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife opportunity.
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
BRI @br3illy.bsky.social Artist
oh, hey ◡̈
NJ
@runningfarmer.bsky.social @runningfarmer.bsky.social Organic, sustainable farming.
Run, Bike, Triathlon, Kayak.
Blue dot in sea of red.
Nature Lover.
🏃♂️🚴♂️🏊♂️
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
🏳️⚧️Ellie🏳️🌈 @theswordofthegiant.blackskycomra.de 22 (She/Her/It/Check Labels)
Always a step away from a mental breakdown. https://prns.cc/ytasr
Words-N-Shit @nasonguy.bsky.social Either completely silent because I’m busy and overwhelmed with life, or I’m bored and horny with hot takes and yapping up a storm in some random comments about some random bullshit
Gender reject
Non theistic Satanist
Non monogamous
Radically left
Anarchist
ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Paul @pillio.bsky.social The Voice
• Specializing in Voice Recordings
• Content Creator
• Certified Reply Guy
• Gamer
https://linktr.ee/pillio
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
LORD_DRAGONBONER @lord-dragonboner.bsky.social JUST YOUR ORDINARY GREEN FOREST DRAGON (COMMON) DOING DOPAMINE THINGS AND BEING SEXY
@raedenee76.bsky.social @raedenee76.bsky.social Cancer survivor x2, dog lover, mom, and wife. I read a lot, love smart people who are also kind, and am looking for shit to make me laugh.
Karen @karen-d70.bsky.social NSFW MDNI 21+
Bi/Pan
Polyam and partnered 🖤
🚫 Do Not Share
Threads @kdillgaf70
Cash App $KarenDorofee
Wish list✨
https://throne.com/kdilligaf
marl @marlabee.bsky.social easily distracte…
lcsw among other things
i comma splice here
Kimothy (she/her) @foxyouverymuch.bsky.social Coffee lover, idea scribbler, blatherer, and inconsistent witch. All on the stunning traditional, unceded, stolen territory of the Lheidli T'enneh (🇨🇦).
Be1b0 @be1b0.bsky.social 
Draden @dradenthedark.bsky.social 
Meredith Marks Clip-On Bangs @chaarliedk.bsky.social 🌈 | SF | Esq. | brainrot connoisseur
Jax @jaxpyl.bsky.social GenX mom with zero fcks left. Heart of a poet. Mouth of a sailor. Voted for democracy. Live in reality. CaliforniaTwat. ✡️FUCK FASCISTS.
Tony 🍃 @mrvalvetronix.bsky.social Montréalais de 34 ans | 🎮 | 🎶|📸
Caleb 🫡 @jckclb.bsky.social music, stuff, and also things and whatnot
KC Baby ❤️
Ken Rudman @krudman.bsky.social Cycling, old houses, food, travel, PNW—are things I talk about to avoid ruminating on product management and real-world techy stuff and theme parks
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
Nathan @nathanduarte.bsky.social idk man
Dale @thegreatroe.bsky.social Liberal,
husband,
stepdad x5,
data drone,
former writer trying to get back in the groove,
collector of odd and useless hobbies.
linktr.ee/thegreatroe
jeff meltz @thecultureofme.bsky.social making cringe or unhinged "content" since ‘07 🥲
opinions may be wrong, but they’re mine ✨
read my newsletter, finite scroll 💌⤵️
http://finitescroll.org/
he/him
thehorrorhomo @thehorrorhomo.bsky.social PNW-based horror fan, Swiftie, gay dude, physical media collector, movie buff, and chronic overthinker 🎃🏳️🌈
Michael Sagmeister @sagmeister.me 
🛸Actualité web roxanefutur @roxanenadeau.com Fille de l’actualité web🛸
🙋♀️Stratège médias sociaux du futur
Chez @LesDebrouillards.com @Curiummag.com
📍Trois-Rivières ❤️ Compte perso
✨️Laxxy😾 @laxmanndhotre.bsky.social love cats, tech, drag race, clash Royale and men🌈lol.
I play Palia too.
Joanna Shupe @joannashupe.bsky.social USA Today bestselling historical author. Upcoming --> The Gilded Heiress, August 26, 2025
www.joannashupe.com
@navessaallen.bsky.social @navessaallen.bsky.social 
cc @cccc1111.bsky.social he/they
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social 📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️🌈👨⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
Elmo Wigget @arjaylee54.bsky.social The names have been changed to protect me. There are no innocent.
🇵🇷💙🇺🇦👽 🌮🍺🍕🚭🗽🇨🇴🇺🇸
That which doesn’t kill you should piss you off enough to RESIST!
I work with special needs young adults. Medicare For All!
Be excellent to each other…
Party on Dude!! My
Craig 🌎 🛩️ 💙🇨🇦 @bigdaddykreativ.bsky.social A seasoned travel writer that brings destinations to life through vivid detail, immersive storytelling, and firsthand experiences.
🚫 crypto / forex
🚫 unkind people
🚫 sales / solicitation
🚫 money requests / go fund me
jessi @ketchupjessi.bsky.social @ketchup.jessi/@jessildur11 from threads
butter scraped over too much bread
cashapp: $ketchupjessi
bi baby 💋 she/her 💋 MDNI !!!!
Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social Entrepreneur
Costplusdrugs.com
Crank Ragnow @cranki-valli.bsky.social Popemaster General
Sports
Beefs
Midwestern shitposting
PJ @hashtagpj.bsky.social Insane aging twink
Software engineer 👨💻
Economics enthusiast 🌐
Gym bro 💪
Plant based 🌱
Woke 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🧊🚫
Trad cath ✝️
Manchester, UK 🇬🇧
ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social Sarcasm intended. GenX ADHD Nerd. Deeply unserious unless I'm completely serious. Weeps for what could've been. Kinda sweary. 🎶I want auroras and sad prose. 🎶
Mike Z @neuro-diver-gent.bsky.social Just an NPC, and I don't even have a quest for you. My animation is glitched and my lines are broken.
Concerned Poster @concernedposter.bsky.social Hello, I am cringe.
Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social BLM LGBTQ Author ISTJ IT Professional from Canada 🇨🇦 and NY
AOC Backer
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
jeff irwin @jeffirwin.xyz computers are useless, they can only give you answers
www.jeffirwin.xyz 
Self-exiled in Spain @giovannigf.bsky.social Mexican New Yorker in Spain. Longer tirades at https://introvert.nyc
DMoney @dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social Prob fell asleep
OND 2011 OEF 2014
Not enough time to mourn everyone, but enough to mourn the forgotten.
Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social Writer. Rogue One, The Book of Eli, Star Wars Rebels, Batman, The Walking Dead, Gundog etc #COYS
vik.is.tired @vik-is-tired.bsky.social Runner, software guy, wannabe Spider-Man.
Aspirational non-dummy.
Rev. Dr. Nathan Albert @nathanalbert.bsky.social Oxford Comma Influencer. Hater of Red Delicious Apples. University Chaplain. Vegan. Author. AVP. Adjunct Prof. BFA/MDiv/DMin. he/him ✌🏼✊🏼