Jeffw

@jeffw.bsky.social

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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni

A set of four white plastic garden chairs, around a small white plastic square table, on a green lawn. The chair on the right has fallen and lies on its back.
A Lego Darth Vador bust on a shelf (it was my Father's Day present)
Lego Star Wars Darth Vader, still in the box
A dad on the toilet, harassed by kids telling him “we leave you some alone time for Father’s Day! Are you happy daddy? Is it what you wanted daddy? Daddy?!”
The same kittens, in the same blanket, in a little more of a bundle, except for Taten who's watching the football
The tabby kittens Hapuss, Tigger, Issy and Taten, fast asleep on a blue velvety blanket
A Margarita cocktail in a martini glass
Julie Andrews, as Maria, in The Sound of Music, singing to the Von Trapp girls, accompanying herself with an acoustic guitar, in the Alpine hills.
A badly drawn capybara with spiky black hair and a mad eye
A conservatory roof covered in a snow like substance, bit it's not. It's ice. Hail.
Picture of a tired bearded old man (me) wearing a grey/brown T-shirt with a Banksy/Super Mario mash-up design. The stencil of the rioter throwing a flower bouquet instead of Molotov, but the rioter is Mario and the bouquet a brightly coloured flower from the game franchise
A Welsh red dragon - watercolour and ink - drawn in the Quentin Blake style (as if I even came close) blowing on a Roald Dahl mug of tea. This was originally produced to promote the mugs that featured a proper Quentin Blake illustration and a Dahl quote in Welsh language
What it said above, in a dark sky
Roger Lloyd-Pack as Colin Arthur Ball, better known as Trigger, in Only Fools and Horses
The characters Tubbs Tattsyrup (Steve Pemberton) and Edward Tattsyrup (Reece Shearsmith) featured in the comedy show The League of Gentlemen
A warning road sign for a Star Wars Imperial AT-AT in a snowy landscape Image created in 2016 by internet user known as @Jeffw/@Jeffwni (me)
A brass bell engraved with "Trump 1944" from the HMS Trump, a WWII submarine which served in the Pacific, gifted to Donald Trump by King Charles
A set of white garden plastic chairs and a square table on a green lawn. One of the four chairs has fallen
Blur's Parklife, now renamed Rarklife and featuring two Scooby Doos chasing each other instead of the original greyhounds
A view from my train window of the river Severn's estuary at low tide, with sand banks emerging from the water under a glorious blue sky and sunshine
Actor David Duchovny wearing a white shirt and some dark suit trousers and dancing in the middle of a dance floor surrounded by, I'm guessing, people from Texas, because of all the cowboy hats, in the penumbra
A grey T-shirt with one of my designs one it: Super Albert - a mash-up Super Mario and Albert Einstein - with Albert drawn in Mario style, jumping and punching the air. An atomic goomba (mushroom people) is walking at the foreground
A grunge looking version of the Welsh flag, with its white and green horizontally split background. The red dragon at the foreground is flipping the bird
Alex Warren's stage at the O2, the pit starting to feel. My daughter is on the foreground of the photo, half turning her back to me
An unflattering picture of the O2 arena dome ceiling (just a very small portion), view from the inside
The cover of the hardback edition of Death And Croissants by Ian Moore
This idiot - adult caucasian male, with a ginger beard and glasses, looking his age - giving up V sign on Carmarthen (Wales) train station platform
A 2.7kg beige butternut squash photographed "standing" next to a crooked 600g beige butternut squash, leaning on it
Roger Lloyd Pack as Trigger in Only Fools and Horses, in a reddish tartan jacket, nonchalantly leaning against a pub counter, a pint of larger in front of him
A Lucky Charms cereal box - with a clean shaven green wearing leprechaun juggling little marshmallow gems - advertising "Free Gun Inside - 4 to collect" with a picture of a handgun.
Monty Python's gumbys
A stereotypical mime artist, complete with beret and striped shirt, mimes lighting and smoking a cigarette, visibly annoyed
A lovely cool tone photograph, in hues of grey and blue, of a quiet creek where the perfectly still water mirrors the sky. The inspirational quote reads “Go Fuck Yourself”
The 1991 album cover for Nevermind by Nirvana. A naked baby swims underwater in a pool, reaching toward a US dollar bill hooked on a fishing line. The water has a light blue, hazy look, and the title "Nevermind" is in the bottom right corner in a wavy font, underneath the band name.
A picture of a wall radiator with a note taped next to it that reads "This is not the radiator - Don't turn off"
Me, as a cartoon character, drawn by me. A middle age slightly overweight man wearing upturned jeans, a shirt with rolled up sleeves and a waistcoat. Complete with beard and glasses. Basically, an aging hipster. The drawing is black and white on a molten red orange background. The word "boom" features in the bottom left corner, as a reference in joke to one of my older post.
Three frame cartoon of a family of dragons celebrating a birthday. The child dragon accidentally incinerates his parents "cartoon style" while trying to blow his candle on the cake. The only text visible reads Happy Birthday. I drew this when I was 13 or 14, last century. Last millennium even!
Bob Mortimer reading a card on the set of the BBC game show "Would I Lie to You?"
A promo pic for the short lived mid 80s TV series Misfits of Science, featuring the five main characters (?) I could describe them physically but it would be a very little interest to anyone The one at the bottom left corner is a young Courtney Cox though
An idiot, me, his beard and thick wooly cardigan half caked in snow, taking a selfie walking on a snowy road, in a wintery landscape
A white T-shirt featuring a blue dog, Bandit, from the Australian children cartoon series Bluey, dancing above the hashtag #dadlife
A photo of a vampire like muppet, Count von Count, of Sesame Street fame
A Venn diagram consisting of two circles, one shaped like a Christmas pudding. The first circle has the label "Brandy Sauce," the second has "Solution to Christmas blues" and their intersection (represented by the icing/sauce on the pudding) just says "Brandy"
A pie chart made of a sprout graduated like a clock with different shades of green labelled Raw, Undercooked, Overcooked and Inedible Fart Mush There's also a pink one labelled Perfect, but no pink can be seen on the actual pie chart
A lot of graphic novels and comic books
The cast of the British comedy classic Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
The cast of the British sitcom Red Dwarf. In order, the characters Cat, Rimmer, Lister and Kryten
The cast of the British sitcom Spaced
A reddish brown Yankee Candle called Regurgitated Kebab
A winking cartoon dog - Dogtanian, from the 80s kid's animated series Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds - wearing red floppy boots, a red top and a large red hat with a yellow feather/plume. He's holding a sword. His testicles are on show.
The lid of a crème fraîche pot that reads "HALF FAT - Crème Fraiche"
A young and pristine Peter Falk, as inspector Columbo