Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
(Thank you for putting alt-text on your images).
Rick Eades - Comics and Illustrations @rickeades.bsky.social Comic artist and illustrator. Ferocious coffee drinker.
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Stella Creasy MP @stellacreasy.bsky.social Sitting on the sidelines is for Waldorf and Statler. Promoted by Tim Dexter on behalf of Labour both at 23 Orford Rd E17 9NL.
Detritus @detritus.bsky.social Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com 3D artist, animator & illustrator. Click & hold #art to see some of my work
>>🦆WATCH 'DUCKS'🦆>> https://youtu.be/L8vZbIeAdAw
moonjam.com
instagram.com/moonjam3D
ducksfilm.com
https://ko-fi.com/moonjam
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one
ko-fi.com/cassetteboy
youtube.com/cassetteboy
Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social Sweary ginger designer with side hustle drawing naughty but niche greetings cards to shove up yer post boxes. Also #kittyditties
Naughty but niche cards/prints: Dippyfishcards.etsy.com
Art: ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com
Misc/tips: https://ko-fi.com/dippyfish
Midget Gems 26 @bacardioakheart.bsky.social A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian.bsky.social The one with the flipcharts. Comedian, TV presenter, writer, co-host of the @aproblemsquared and Enemy in Paris podcasts, and self-professed MondeQueen. She/They/Her/Them.
@jakelambertcomedy.bsky.social @jakelambertcomedy.bsky.social
Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social Graffoe Forcione Wot Italian? 20th Anniversary Tour all tickets wotitalian.com
Paulspaceman @paulspaceman.bsky.social Spaceman
Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social Won a fruit basket in 1987.
Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social I have joined this app to use it as a platform to apologise for the behaviour of my Viking ancestors towards the good people of Northumbria in 865AD.
mo @chuuuew.bsky.social
Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social he/him • Doctor of Physics • Worldbuilder & Conlanger • Fan of Fantasy • Whovian • Amateur Enthusiast of Linguistics, Archaeology, Classics, and many other things
📍 Britain • 📖 Whitewalls • 📺 Trotters' Flat
Quintin Forbes @quintin4bees.bsky.social Q, yes, just Q. No, not Hugh, Q.
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Frank Brasser @frankbrasser.bsky.social Schrijft grapjes voor het programma LUBACH. Soms vertel ik grapjes op een podium.
Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social titanium spine • 52 yo handicapable divorcee 🇨🇦
https://linktr.ee/bitzydimbo 🔞 no ppv 💋
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social Oh hello! Come in. Don't sit down, you're not staying long. I draw things, I am autistic, I drink Yorkshire Tea. Is that everything? I think that's everything.
(He/him)
BlueDragonLandlady @ms-lupin.bsky.social Dickensian character and occasional binocularist.
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he/him
My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq
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chaosthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
*certified free range, grain fed shitposter
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
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YPLAC @therealyplac.bsky.social A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to http://yplac.co.uk/submit/. Buy our stuff here: http://yplac.co.uk/shop/
Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social Always in the Corner
Sadfaceotter @sadfaceotter.bsky.social (He,him)
Twitter refugee
Do Jemmo Its Christmas Time @jemmo.bsky.social Obvs j3mmo from off twitter, hopefully didn’t need to explain that. Also I have very thin wrists
rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.
Joe West @joejwest.bsky.social Writer
Danny Wallace @dannywallace.bsky.social Books, mags, radio, telly, scripts, live, voice, games.
United/3Arts
"The Important Broadcast" podcast // Radio X
Ian Moore @ianmooreauthor.bsky.social Best-Selling author of crime fiction.
Recovering comedian. Plastic Frenchman.
www.ianmoore.info
#Author #writercommunity
Marcus Brigstocke @marcusbrig.bsky.social An absolute thundering great berk.
Liz Buckley @lizbuckley.bsky.social Head of A&R at Ace Records. Resident music guest for Standard Issue podcast. Also a cat owner, so it’s mainly records and cats here, to be fair.
Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social Writer, comedian, podcaster, stone-clearer, snookerist, ventriloquist
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Adam Kay @amateuradam.bsky.social BAFTA for best writer lol.
Ben (0point5twins) @0point5twins.bsky.social I write jokes and longer stuff. Occasionally for money.
matt be @mattbe.bsky.social Good Night, and Good Luck.
Marty Lawrence @teaandcopy.bsky.social Same old puns, brand new place.
Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social lowercase
Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Passionately committed to whatever you believe. Ally 🌈
Robin Flavell @robinflavell.bsky.social Social Media content creating person. Easily bemused
Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social
Jamie @jtlovell.bsky.social Mainly clearing up dog piss. Hello.
Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social from Taskmaster, The Horne Section and Chesham United, mainly.
Richard Osman @richardosman1.bsky.social Books etc
Michael Sheen @mchshe.bsky.social Serious Actor.
Dave Gorman @davegorman.bsky.social 36hrs of TV stand-up on youtube: https://youtube.com/@davegorman235/ I also set crosswords. Bluth in the Indy, Fed in the Graun, Django in the Telegraph
Davegorman.com
Nathaniel Tapley @thatnatt.bsky.social Terrible news, chums. Head writer on Netflix's Bad Dinosaurs. Jokemonger for shows you hate. Maker of historical podcasts. Chief Sparkle Enthusiast at Sparklegoose!
Harry Myers @harrymyersvo.bsky.social Voice over artist. Part human, part wolf
Victoria Coren Mitchell @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social Writer, poker player and accidental quiz show host.
Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez.bsky.social Spain’s Best Export. Comedian.
🎟️🎫 comedylopez.com
Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social Writer. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd for children's lit by Fraser Ross Associates, Edinburgh. Crime Fiction WIP.
Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social 100% Certified Banger Content
Just JB4Realz:
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
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Random
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social being romantic, but indignantly
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
CharmlessNurk @charmlessnurk.bsky.social I’m only visible under very dark skies if you don’t look directly at me.
Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
Pooz @yeloop.bsky.social
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
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feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
keith @tchrquotes.bsky.social Welcome to existentialism club; who knows why we're here?
Mum @vikatoyah.bsky.social Socially medium.
Not funny, annoying.
Been offline a while.
Missed you.
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social Yep, that one.
🌈 Le Fou Gallois 🎨🖌️ @lefougallois.bsky.social He/Him Art-thérapie 🎨 🖌️
#Creative #Homoflexible #WelshParisian #TransInclusiveFeminist
#TheFace2FaceProject
NO NFT 🚫 NO CRYPTO
Sally Hodgkiss @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social
Actor/writer/improviser. Can be found eating chips, oversharing or crying at videos of dogs.
www.sallyhodgkiss.com for gigs and that
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social One of the Daily Telegraph 50 Funniest Comedians of the 21st Century (49th). Also an author. And producer. And a whole life away from work if you can imagine.
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social May contain typos.
LeuvenRich @leuvenrich.bsky.social Belgian(ish), late diagnosed #ADHD, #salsa dancing, corporate refugee and founder of Groove Fitness VZW 🎉💃🕺🪩
Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social I have allergic asthma.
Email cat photos and coffee recommendations to mancinowilliams at gmail
Joe (Monk_Wally_Honk) @joemdwdh.bsky.social Listener of music. Walker of fields. Silly billy. Retoucher for hire.
BSL - Alto Sax.
common law wife guy @omically.bsky.social a person, a place, a thing, and an idea
EndhooS @endhoos.bsky.social Son of the internet
https://twitter.com/EndhooS
Biltawulf @biltawulf.com Investigative Timewaster
Twop Twips @twoptwips.bsky.social
Rhydian @grhydian.bsky.social Un égoïste est quelqu'un qui ne pense pas à moi. — Labiche