🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️

@jollyrobber.bsky.social

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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p

The Woman in Me album cover by Shania Twain
An AP headline that reads "OpenAI says its AI technology acted on its own in an 'unprecedented' hack of another company
A black rubber ring on concrete, possibly a cock ring. Who can say?
Album cover for Thug Life Vol. 1 by Thug Life
Album cover for the soundtrack of the movie Above the Rim
Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said cause I was standin there when I said it Uttered by the Captain from the movie Bad Boys
Album cover for the soundtrack to the movie Menace II Society
My 2026 word is fuck wad and I feel seent
A clown in full clown regalia embedded with a military unit in full military field regalia in some type of tactical action
A fembot shooting munitions from her brassiere as seen in an Austin Powers movie
"Looking good Billy Ray" from Trading Places, an 80s masterpiece
Word of the day: horde
No gif results found for 'panty hamster' and this is complete and utter bullshit
The CD cover art for the soundtrack of the movie Jason's Lyric. Is the movie any good? No clue, I've never seent it.
I guess sitting in the abortion clinic waiting room isn't the time to remind her of the advantages of anal. By the great poet @anerdonfire2 on 04-03-20
"I have tenure here!" I yell at no one in particular as I'm once again thrown out of a Waffle House By the great @bartandsoul on 03-16-19
Bardstown police department looking for a suspect that purloined 700 bucks worth of Little Debbie Snack Cakes, possibly driving a red pick em up truck
The ocean doing its thing
A set of Encyclopedia Britannicas
A screen shot of the media monkey app
Eric Clapton playing guitar while wearing a shirt that reads no snow (cocaine) no show
England Dan & John Ford Coley. Panty dropping musical act from the 70s.
Kevin James sheepish shrug
Kevin James
A street sign designated Red Dawn Drive WOLVERINE!
Two skeets in symmetry
The Blues Brothers
Simon Says electronic game that was advanced technology in the 70s & 80s
Purple Rain album cover by Prince and The Revolution
One chocolate bunny with a bite out of its butt says to a second chocolate bunny "My butt hurts" The second chocolate bunny with a bite out of its ears says "What?"
Rory winning the Masters, or her sending you a pic of her butthole. Who can tell?
Boyz N The Hood movie poster
Bender & Johnson from the iconic 80s film The Breakfast Club
Timeliness synchronicity with religious overtones
CJ McCollum "I'm trying"
The twin spires at Churchill Downs
A picture of the beach on the Florida gulf coast
Tire Discounters sign that reads "NFL Refs Call It The Gulf of Mahomes"
Screenshot of being added to a porn bot list.
Now playing The Mama's and the Papa's California Dreamin on media monkey
DMs are fucked up
FREEZING FOG!!!
Someone (& me, & probably you also) looking for 7k/week "for attention and affection to be my online chat" if you are interested DM (either her, me, or you)