THE U is the only thing that matters @bamterp5.bsky.social Proud Canadian #AbsoluteHorses
Living in Winnipeg, MB
Ope!
🦃
https://donate.parkinson.ca/site/SPageServer?pagename=SW_2026_home
Love my UM hurricanes
💚🧡💚🧡💚
Sports topic blatherer 😋
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social Statue in the Sun for some
Mountain on the moon for others
🔞
ScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired.
Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate. 🏳️🌈 Ally .
Stream: www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
VODS: www.youtube.com/@scotchtapegamingYT
Business / Collab - scotch@therealscotchtape.com
CHI —> PHX —> SD
The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
TheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social Liberty and Justice for All.
Public Health. Mental Health. Books. Skepticism. Video Games. Nurse. OEF/OIF Veteran. Sourdough. Dogs. Just trying to leave the world a better place than I found it.
Cis male. He/him. 42.
Amberino @nellieadjacent.bsky.social paying you with a cheese wheel to teach me how to dougie
Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor.
My writing app, BiteDraft is coming out soon. 💬💜
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social Guitarist, photo-funny maker, lover of humor, follower of real journalists. Unless expressly stated, I do not own the rights to any of the images I've so cruelly defiled under the aegis of "Fair Use."
traumahawk @abarelightbulb.bsky.social film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.
Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social A Texan who grew up as an expat. I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him
https://linktr.ee/baron.von.j
Stella Pancho (Broke Bitch Era) 🏳️⚧️ @lasagnadelrey.bsky.social I have no money to give. If you are here to ask me to donate, please look somewhere else?
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, iced coffee, the Dodgers, and democracy
Paul @grommit56.bsky.social Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, Oxford commas, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Divrann @divrann.github.io Wife💍 - Cat Mom 🐱 - DM 🎲 - Gamer Girl 🎮 - Techie 🖥️ - Fiction Reader 📖 - Malkavian 🪞 - Unapologetically Transgender 🏳️⚧️ - Gender Traitor ⚢
Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social Game Developer
- Record of Radiance (PC)
3D grid, turn-based Dungeon Crawler
- Quest of the Wizard (PC)
2D point and click Adventure RPG
Memories of the Ghost
https://memoriesoftheghost.bandcamp.com/
my gf:
@izzyamar.bsky.social
FUCK AI!
Anita Napp @dfishk.bsky.social Learning how to cross stitch, lover of plants and books
Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
Excelling at mediocrity
https://trevorship.co.uk
James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social Unemployed Circus Clown
JSlow @jslow.bsky.social 5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
Danderthal @inth3.bsky.social Deleted skeet count: 6
Miss Thing @missthingblue.bsky.social Faggot on the verge. 🔞 She/They. Episcopal Seminarian. Bisexual. Demi-Girl.
Tumblr: missthingtakesatumble
Letterboxd: Miss Thing
My name is Shaun 😁 @zqvpl.bsky.social I'm just a small town boy trying to figure it out.. 🧐
@whysounserious.bsky.social @whysounserious.bsky.social 
Coach @coacharming.bsky.social Doofus.
I am a giant sports and old alt rock nerd.
SDSU Jackrabbits\Chargers\Lakers\Chelsea\Coventry City\Tar Heels fan
Huge fan of R. E. M., Pearl Jam, and other stuff in that era.
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Song Parody Ethan @ethanmawyersongparodies.com Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social (🔞minors DNI)
The spooky, silly girl
She/They.
I ask about films, music, gaming.
Marxist.
https://throne.com/sophia_nyx
🌵curiosity killed the cacti 🌸 @curiocactus.bsky.social stasia 🎀 | lab witch 🧪 | dreamy 🌞 girl
when there's nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social the skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country
Heehaw @thedawnkey.bsky.social 
Brent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
Chronicallyfatigued @chronicfatigue74.bsky.social So tired. Or just high.
MMMBoppé @guray9000.bsky.social Amateur short form content consumer
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
👅 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
🎵 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
cru jonze @carnitas.bsky.social Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
itotheizzo.bsky.social @itotheizzo.bsky.social I just wish everyone thought I was half as funny as I do. I’m just glad I got a space for the stupid thoughts to go again…
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
PMG @pmg2pointo.bsky.social another word for frivolous
RedWithBedHead @redwithbedhead.bsky.social So many hills to die on, so little time.
Liz @lizsays.bsky.social Whimsical masterpiece
I cry a lot but I am so productive it’s an art
Living on Ngunnawal Country
she/her
Barta @barta.bsky.social 
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social Former writer of dumb tweets
chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social She/any/48 🌈
Broken dreamer who’s all out of magic ✨
And I'm sure I'll never get it back
Don’t waste your time on me
I’ll never be what you think I am
Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social Music enthusiast & greasy food expert.
📍NB, Texas
Thirty something.
I may or may not respond to your DM 🤷♀️
Rainbow-Tater 🍓 @rainbow-jumper.bsky.social A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
Case @casepart2.bsky.social Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
Ren @rentehya.bsky.social 24 | any pronouns | U.S., unfortunately
lover of lemon bars, dancing, video games, cats, reading, and the color yellow
just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/chrono-skeets
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
Gypsican 🤙🏼 @gypsican.bsky.social Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
interrobangbang ✨ @discovoodoodoll.bsky.social Just your regular riot ⚰️
NorCal life 🌴
New England heart 🖤
Bangers (?) — tinyurl.com/2s4kwarv
Pure posts — tinyurl.com/3barjdmw
🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social Hairdresser & Mental Health advocate. Don’t DM me your dick. #LGBTQ 🏳️🌈
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social 
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Mark 🎃 The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social He/Him
Sharing music, lyrics and photos of my dogs and our walks
Prog Rock fan
Living on Tunxis land
Free Palestine!
Trans rights are human rights!
Musings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaannqou5ruy2
Panny @panny.bsky.social ADHD
She/her
I HAVE A NEW GUITAR
It's not quite as new now
It needs restringing actually
UK (northern)
Clyde McKinley @clydemckinley.bsky.social Temporary resident of planet Earth. Likes Movies, Music, Trivia, camping and the beach. Trying to save the world one smile at a time
@justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social 
cee-cee @mad-girl.bsky.social demonic frenzy ~ moping melancholy ~ moonstruck madness
#Women
#PINKS
pink and proud of it.
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Doll Face Darling 🖤🩷🖤 @dollface44.bsky.social 🩷Your favorite girl’s favorite girl. A spicy but classy alt. Spoil me, subscribe to me.🩷
🖤NSFW🖤
https://throne.com/dollfacedarling
https://onlyfans.com/dollfacedarling44
https://fansly.com/dollfacedarling44
https://linktr.ee/dollface44
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
CTRL ALT DASKEET @somedankinmycup.bsky.social He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social Humor and wonder.
my posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rxp7y5sbwec3aofrfyiw7ag7/feed/aaao3tnec67ng
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace- N Dan 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social He/him, 41. Married to the most awesome lady I’ve ever met. Chess enjoyer and newish gym goer. Not as funny as I think I am.
@johnsalvetti.bsky.social @johnsalvetti.bsky.social 
Dual Noon 🍔BurGeR BoSs🍔 @dualnoon.bsky.social hairless primate
❤️☮️💛♍️💚
he/him - West by God Virginia
street urchin
The Best Album of 2001 @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social What’s the Best Album of 2001? We're finding out now! The 3rd Best Album of 2001 is Björk, VESPERTINE.
Bracket: https://challonge.com/bestalbumof2001
Newsletter: https://buttondown.email/kentmbeeson.
Managed by @kentmbeeson.bsky.social
Resenting Fall Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social 80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which.
He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v5ib3hhc3hxuxryyhh5idk3m/feed/chrono-skeets
Popularish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v5ib3hhc3hxuxryyhh5idk3m/feed/top-skeets
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
@infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social The apocalypse will be shitposted
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊 @ladybuglane.bsky.social PFP ALT: purple flower with ladybug
Banner ALT: red w/black dots here to disassociate & shit post
I need to disassociate from everything in order to survive / say wtf way too much / over being a responsible adult / running away to let the moss reclaim me
Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social Just here to remind you who the real main character is (me)
Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social Tin foil hats protect aliens from reading your shitposts
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social Bibliophile Foodie. Avid reader, eater, and down tempo jazz listener. Video games and old B&W movies aficionado. My drink of choice? Scotch. It’s always Scotch.
Unapologetically Life-sized
Love is love, don’t overthink it.
No DM’s please
Lydiot 🏴🏳️⚧️ @pistolgrip-pup.bsky.social 30 she/her, undiagnosed but pretty sure
🔞 MDNI
ding dong @orangehomeslice.bsky.social 
⋆˙⟡heart-shaped balloon♡ྀི ₊ @heartshapedballn.bsky.social just one long sad song
Mos Eisley dreaming @moseisleydreaming.bsky.social Mark (he/him). Melbourne, Australia. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💜
Pulp Culture Podcast. 👉🏻 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2549565
Titans Tower Reading Nook podcast. 👉🏻 https://open.spotify.com/show/0MZrecWLNqQINlMYSo32Wj?si=g_3JeBWsSWWMN-f73Uf7mg
Dad @daddest.bsky.social 
Sarah @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social Your mom. Compulsive heating engineer. Hypnotoad enthusiast. She/her
e. earl @caseedo.bsky.social Hello all from beautiful Tucson Arizona. I enjoy BBQ, smoking, various sports, reading, music and gaming. Incremental progressive. Always expanding horizons.