Jon Drake

@jondrake.bsky.social

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Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social

The Shining meme where Wendy Torrance finds what Jack has been typing but it’s just “I’m a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings” over and over
Very sad man
A denim stocking
Photoshopped succession post that changes the dialogue to Greg from Succession: Happy Thanksgiving! Ewan Roy: Not for the 11 beers I’m gonna drink.
Kermit the Frog calmly sings the line “I am right, I swear I’m right. I swear I knew it all along” from Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated”