ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books cΜΎβ½
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
Grand Theft Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
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My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
@mattyxsturdz.bsky.social @mattyxsturdz.bsky.social
Jenny Doesnβt Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social Iβm a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.β¨Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonaldβs parking lot
DOGSTARBAND @dogstarband1.bsky.social Dogstar is an alternative rock band from Los Angeles featuring Keanu Reeves, Bret Domrose, and Rob Mailhouse. Formed in the 1990s, the band blends melodic rock with a laid-back California sound and continues to perform and record together after reuniting.
Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social "philosopher", "comedian", deadhead, lake guy.
https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
burnstheory.com
Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com Founder-Owner of @weareravenous.com
Series Editor at Best American Food and Travel Writing
Queens, NY
she/her
Tips to jaya@weareravenous.con
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer β’ narrative designer β’ lesbian β’ nyc
repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
M ππΊπΈπ½ππβ¨π§ββοΈ @liveadivinelife.bsky.social Now it's our time to stand guard, be the keepers of the flame, keep the faith & love America. My opinions donβt represent anyone w/ which Iβm affiliated or employed. #indivisible #nokings #feminist #democracy
taryn @peepsaregood.bsky.social she/her
in the pluribus with the mayor of albuquerque
jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social PLAYLISTβ© https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigpSz6dwL26S9VPbm64c3YV&si=FyZpJqS8sisXrfuV
It meπ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
Jason Anarchy π Auckland Armageddon Booth C99 @jasonanarchy.bsky.social Comedy Writer / Board Game Designer, lead designer of the Drinking Quest series, Your Friend Is Sad, Trombone Champ (Card Game), REAP, Cheese Factory, Self Careless, Pretending to Grownup, Cat Vs Human + Others! Big Biceps. https://www.drinkingquest.com
Neil Annwn @neilannwn.bsky.social If you're reading this, I could use the follow so the kids don't think I'm an out of touch middle aged guy.
Punk band: www.cdcconspiracy.com
Metal band: www.cwnannwn.com
Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/jame0123
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA β she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
π³οΈβπ @somone-else.bsky.social Abolish Trillionaires and Billionaires
Selena Larson @selenalarson.bsky.social loves dogs, sports, memes. she/her. podcaster. "bluesky's humblest resident nailfluencer π
" - Jerry
my heart is in the west π΅π views mine.
addy, @addyct.bsky.social retired poster. 30s or 40s. used to run a cbb website. cofounder of antifa
ace in bio
WWJBD
luhvul
Zack @hamdograt.bsky.social Very stupid man, full of self loathing and stupidness aka Ur fav bipolar wife guy
Damon Lindelof @damonlindelof.bsky.social Writer. Producer. Frustrator.
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
BASILISK @basilisk.gg The esports org playing for the #ScienceVictory!
#StarCraft2 / #MTG / #Science
https://BASILISK.gg/about
http://youtube.com/@basiliskgg
dark rhystic studies @rhysticstudies.bsky.social I work on Rhystic Studies β’ team @BASILISK.gg β’ rhysticstudies.com
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
π: doof@fuck.it
more doof ‡οΈ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Tomer Abramovici @budgetcommander.bsky.social My decks: https://moxfield.com/lists/wAVJQ-tomer-decks?utm_source=moxfield&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=q4z8z&utm_content=sharebookmark
blondiiβπΌ @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social Boycotting most American companies, until weβre friends again.
Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social Journalist and author. @HoFoCo.org board member.
My newsletter, the Long Game, is about baseball, creativity, and mental health. You can find it here: https://mollyknight.substack.com.
My dog is named Canelo.
Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social My bluesky page dedicated to comedy, comedians and their fans. πΆ Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...πΆ
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin πͺ΄
alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social Iβm not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
π: https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
Sean Bradley @expansean.bsky.social Managing content creators
https://www.expansion.gg/
dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
@frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
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Memento (artemis) Morty π @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social Writer and editor. Host of the newsletter Porch Party (sign up! porchpartynews.com). Ex @PostOpinions @CNN @BostonGlobe @BloomsburyUSA. Sometime poet & translator. Good eater. Parent. Bostonian by birth, New Yorker by disposition, currently in DC.
Sarah from the Leftist Cooks @saribo.bsky.social A loudmouth. β¨ https://youtube.com/@theleftistcooks
The less charming half of The Leftist Cooks with @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social
Neilly from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social Temporarily Embarrassed Communist.
Neilly from the YouTube channel The Leftist Cooks
Watch us here: https://youtube.com/@theleftistcooks
Follow Sarah: @saribo.bsky.social
Sometimes I write, video edit or compose music for other channels #speirgorm
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com ass of an angel
(she/her)
sadasaurus @sad-a-saurus.bsky.social Bio beware
New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social There's no business
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk
erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social sr art director. experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
amy! ami! amΓ©! @amy222.bsky.social child-free cat lady πββ¬πββ¬ still hating on comic sans βπΌ living in π΅ wishing I was in π¨π¦ @brickmahoney.bsky.social stan account π«ΆπΌ
I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
Nitpicking Nerds β‘οΈ CF TACOMA @nitpicking-nerds.com We love commander, and we love competing against each other!
Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social Nice Communist. Often YouTuber. It/Them.
My links: https://linktr.ee/spice8rack
Kazden @kazden.bsky.social
Adriano Kitani @amkitani.bsky.social Freelance illustrator / Thumbnail Artist on MTGGoldfish
Rio de Janeiro - π§π·
amkitani@gmail.com
linktr.ee/amkitani
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
Iβm from N-E-W Jerz
Kayla Chow Show @kaylachowshow.bsky.social π Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT π
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social "Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk
she/her
john fortnite kennedy @bradybunch.bsky.social silly little guy. i just wanna spend 420 with rihanna
sadie π΅πΈ @sadie.bsky.social bi, poly, barista, texas
early bluesky power user
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social
Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social Subscribe to my tech and online culture newsletter UserMag.co
Listen/watch Power User podcast on all platforms!!
Support my work on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/taylorlorenz
chris @dinardeals4vets.bsky.social Banned from both Dennyβs in Santa Rosa California
Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social Host of Some More News, half of The Hot Shapes, space bird.
πͺπͺπͺbryan πͺ πͺ πͺ @murderxbryan.bsky.social Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys
Twitch.tv/NotEvenAShow
Patreon.com/GuysPodcast
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social Subscribe:
disruptionist.com
youtube.com/mattbinder
Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social The podcast where we dig up the bombs that shook Hollywood. Hosted by Jon Drake and Ian Dukes.
New Greg (Spamnonymous) @greg69247.bsky.social Not a Nazi... and not SPAM(Appealing)... sill appealing.
I'm New Greg from The Good Place and I like stuff you probably like. I like to stand up to bullies. Again, not a Nazi. No way you say? ...WAY.
Joking aside... 95% of these posts are super cereal.
Howard The Duck @howardtheduck.bsky.social Organizing from Western MA to Philly. Housing/ economic/ racial justice.
Mostly here for news and politics
Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutch.bsky.social certified california junior ranger, frodo baggins stan account.
twitter / insta: itssarahdutcher
venmo: sarahdutchercomedy
Kenzi @kenzianidiot.bsky.social my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics | dropout tv | she/her
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Sock Holliday @sockholliday.bsky.social Maybe going viral on a third social media platform will fix me | Worser half of Mela Shea
Andrew Fowler @fowlerism.bsky.social silly billy
Mela Shea @melashea.bsky.social Left footed | Married a Sock | Moon sign is Capri-Sun
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com I review cardboard and cardboard accessories.
"Magic: The Gathering's #1 Most Tolerated Content Creator"
He/him
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
Russell @208rab.bsky.social A dumb dummy being dumb
Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
π¦’=π¦ She/her
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social NFL analyst at ESPN.
meeka @meekyblinders.bsky.social the girl with a trogdor tattoo
Lovable nerd @alovablenerd.bsky.social dumb blonde and sourdough ender
Patrick Sullivan @basicmountain.bsky.social
Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social West coast transportation planning. Father of 12.
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah
goth ms frizzle @gothgoblin.bsky.social fae goblin who makes silly jokes on the internet
star trek nerd
OF: https://onlyfans.com/nsfwgoth
all my links: gothgoblin.me
niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social not too off-puttingly handsome
JBPWFAWTVO @jbpwfawtvo.bsky.social Proud Rhode Islander. Coastal elite happily living amongst the gross trees. Mostly a reply guy. Licensed as both an analyst and a therapist... Coffin Flop fan boy Proudly Maga-intolerant. Love blocking scumbags.
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y