Lisa Koch · May 23

Is it bad that I’m only worried that this is a waste of everyone’s time?

Mash333 · May 23

Rehearsal for the next fake assassin attempt?

Mash333 · May 23

Just some tourist looking around.

JRC - onewordlong · May 23

ffs, it's Wacky Races every day now innit

Dr Audrey Glover · May 23

Was it “at the WH” or “near the WH” …very different connotations

Justice for Renee Good · May 23

This is only happening because we have no billion-dollar ballroom

🌊 Matt Gaetz’ Redacted Life 🌊 · May 23

America is just so incredibly tired of every loud noise being spun into a 24-hour news circus.

burn it all down · May 23

is that good

Resistateveryturn · May 23

Was Hegseth trying to get into liquor cabinet by shooting the lock?

JewelzinAZ · May 23

How do they keep missing?

Liz Pollock: bookseller, non-fiction writer. · May 23

"run!" = remember in jr high pe class when we forced to dance to "go, chicken fat, go!"???????

CrazySaguaro 🌵 🐻 ⬇️ · May 23

Will someone think of THE BALLROOM

Marcine Egender · May 23

He really wants his ballroom.

Some Random Dave · May 23

Haven't both the President and VP left DC?

Joshua J. Friedman · May 23

Video of Selina Wang of ABC News filming at the White House as shots ring out behind her and she ducks for cover. (I'm labeling this as graphic because it may be upsetting to watch her in fear for her safety, but there's no violent content, and she posted it herself.) x.com/i/status/205...

Left Behind and Glad of it · May 24

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M02m...

Left Behind and Glad of it · May 24

Left Behind and Glad of it · May 24

Right now, I wanna see reports for @reuters.com , @aljazeera.com , @bbc.co.uk.web.brid.gy etc. before I believe shit coming out of this administration or its corporate mainstream media lapbitches.

Ain’t Complicit 🇺🇸 · May 23

Maybe it is one of his staffers just fucking over that constant diarrhea smell The rancid Odor of his decaying bowels assaulting your nose day after day could lead to a mental breakdown Some people just aren’t built for outhouse duty Or it was stephen miller Anywho FALSE FUCKING FLAG

Sabermane · May 23

Just like any normal day in a working heart of government

Iputadollariniwinacar · May 23

Weird she's the only one saying this

🔞Ikari Wolf🔞 🔜 AnthroSoCal · May 23

Another staged shooting. Was Hegseth shooting rounds at empty beer bottles?

MadKatsMum · May 23

Anyone injured or shot? Or?

Katrine Koenig · May 23

trump ramping up the pressure for his ballroom funding

@turdblossom.bsky.social · May 23

I’m not sure the white house is a good place for a ballroom

Phlox · May 24

@howdydo.bsky.social · May 23

Anybody seen Mossad around? 🤔

Belinda Ballard · May 23

Wonder what Republican stooge Trump has arranged for another false assassination this time?

LurkyMcLurk · May 24

Eh

P.D.W. · May 23

Nationaleers · May 23

Just throw a Tampax on the other ear and you’ll be fine.

John Brown’s Body · May 23

They’re trying the fake assassination gambit so often now it’s eventually going to stop working.

Sister Curry · May 23

I thought the National Guard had scared all the crims out of the city!?

Dustin Carbetta · May 23

Anyone officially reporting this?

Jane Roe Has Hope - Pro-choice Adoptee · May 23

I thought the false flag would be at Jr’s wedding, guess I was wrong.