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Not great, not terrible. “Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden

Kylian Mbappé with some chiseled manosphere dickhead on a yacht. They are both wearing just shorts. Mbappé’s junk is notable
An earthenware beer mug, with Mrs J’s knockers in the background
Some Lager on a supermarket shelf
Keith Floyd cracking a bottle of red
The eaves of an Alpine-style building
18°C outside
Photo of a young Lionel Messi bathing a tiny Lamine Lamar in a basin thing. Test reads: “No, that picture isn't Al. It's a genuine picture of Leo Messi giving Lamine Yamal a bath. In 2007, Lamine Yamal and his family won a prize draw to have a photoshoot with Leo Messi for a UNICEF calendar. On Sunday, a now fully grown Lamine will face off against Messi when Spain take on Argentina in the World Cup final. t's the first time they've met on the pitch, as well as the first time they've met without Messi having a clear view of Lamine's penis. Given they're both signed to Adidas, their marketing team have the chance to do the funniest thing ever on Sunday.
Ian Hislop laughing
10 day forecast Max temps are to be 21-25°C
new arch text on top of bluesky logo at the top of the app screen
Awkward radii on iOS 27 Dock on my phone
New Twix logo next to the old one on a supermarket shelf
A pram abandoned in the middle of a path
50% whiskey, 15% coffee, 35% cream
102 RON fuel
Kane, yesterday
Is The Economist always wrong? (article in The Economist)
[orc from lotr] Looks like pious scolding is back on the menu, boys!
My empty Outlook calendar
That rare postage stamp with the upside down plane. Amateur hour 🙄 Check me out, mum, I’ve gone all Stanley Gibbons!
Smokie the band off of the 70s
Catholic Sat V @CatholicSat The decline of the Brazilian national team is mirrored by the decline of Catholicism in the country. This team lacks joy, replaced by dour Protestant work ethic that is alien to their culture. Catholic Sat & @CatholicSat How many Catholics in this Brazil team? Is it just Danilo, Marquinhos, and Vinicius?
Tweets from Sunday Sport @thesundaysport However badly your day goes, just remind yourself that at least you're not a policeman on a late shift in Paris tonight Liberté, diversité, flambé
A supermarket promotion scratch card with the panel partly rubbed off to reveal the word DINGDONG
A spider has trapped a fly on a bit of privacy glass
Six cows in the field opposite my house. Five are white and one is brown.
dril
Folarin Balogun being shown a red card by the referee, and he in turn is showing the ref a green Uno card
Menu with Pizza Peppa Pig including, of course, pork
Mahoosive great Gaggia coffee machine
Lane Smith as Perry White, editor of the Daily Planet, with a speech bubble suggesting he said what is in the quoted post
A fuzzy shot of a Porsche Cayenne which has been t-boned by a car coming out of a driveway at a wholly inappropriate rate of knots, pushing the Porsche fully off the road and into a hedge
Chris Morris in The Day Today's WAR segment, with the text on the screen behind him changed to SCHISM
Inigo Montoya saying "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." in The Princess Bride
Peter Bradshaw Guardian film review screenshot Citizen Vigilante review - Armie Hammer returns to obliterate the imaginary woke piñata of Europe-stan ★☆☆☆☆ Low-budget film-maker Uwe Boll sets Hammer up for a further fall from grace by *cannibalising* all manner of tired tropes in this incoherent schlocker
I want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident. Not because they know he's Superman but because he's a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can't figure out why their attempts keep failing. [photo of Christopher Reeve playing Clark Kent]
1.3 kg of picanha on a grill. With a temperature probe sticking out of it
Bluetooth temperature sensor app screenshot. My picanha is to get to 55°C, currently at 34°C
Car app showing interior is 58°C with an external temp of 40°C
And what is Dot Cotton doing on a wall in rural Wales, Pontiets to be precise...anyone know the answer!! Tufty badge for the winner! Part of a bigger piece, all will be revealed when it cools down [Dot Cotton mural]
Smug Pooh
Two showers
Whitby Abbey
A view from the beach at Sandsend
Tweets Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77 Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he's like his species most notorious pedophile Godzilla Jr. @littlecutieguy Dude was on earth for less than an hour and ended up in a little boys room!?!
Modified Michael Caine tweet UK calm down
Clippy It looks like you're trying to wriggle out of something. Would you like help? Get help with writing some excuses Just write it myself
Lewis Hamilton serving cunt in Monaco
INFANTINO IS A FANNY sign in the crowd
Google maps screenshot showing it is 0.126 miles or just over 200 metres from my hotel room to the mains stage
A pint of beer near a canal
Chappell Roan book and crochet set
Lonsdale slip-on trainer, white
LinkedIn screenshot for Tuna Kunt
One of the best pleasures in life... Is to read a book in total silence Visual gag: if you have a dirty mind the illustration looks at first glance like a woman with a ponytail giving a reclining man head. When we read the second sentence we see that the image is ambiguous and the woman could just as easily be the man’s crossed legs and and open book
Inevitable Alan Partridge meme Hotel porter: I love the Beatles AP: Yeah, so do l HP: What's your favourite Beatles album then? AP: Tough one..I think I'd have to say...The Best of the Beatles.
Me, a Master of Fire
A table number on a vineyard terrace bistro. The number is 420 🌲
Some nuclear fuel rods on Amazon. €42.12. Bargain.
Some bloke having a breakdown in a pub beer garden after Arsenal lost. His missus is trying console him, presumably saying “It’s only a game you silly cunt”