Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social Clever Comebacks is your go-to place for quick wit, sharp humor, and perfectly timed replies. Discover funny comebacks, savage one-liners, witty responses, and clever reactions that turn ordinary conversations into memorable moments.
havis havis havis @havisdotshavis.bsky.social i hold these truths to be self-evident:
the pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.
the large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.
if you're complaining now, you weren't listening then.
J. L. Neak @jlneak.bsky.social Children's book Author, living in Vancouver, BC. 🇨🇦
Avishek @ghoshavishek.bsky.social I am a self taught visual creator... I will.post my everydays journey here... To check them follow me...
Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social Est. 7/23/2023
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
John Derringer @johnderringer283.bsky.social Canadian voice. Decades in media. Sharing perspectives on culture, and life across the country.
Zet @zetm.bsky.social Progressive, retired, dog lover, acoustic guitar, philosophy, science, etc. etc.
DM's get a block. But you knew that.
I dag er jeg dansker
Tony Little's Ghost @rodalffo.bsky.social I joined Twitter in early 2017 just to tell Trump to suck it. Then Elon ruined Twitter. So now I'm here to tell both of them to suck it.
H. John Tran @johnhtran.bsky.social The story behind the story.
Signals on money, power, people & consequences.
🔴 Harm · 🟠 Pressure · 🟡 Emerging
🟢 Positive · 🔵 Structural- J Joyce45.bsky.social @joyce45.bsky.social Science fiction fan. Crazy cat lady is life's goal.
Brad Holkesvig @bradjholk.bsky.social I'm a retired U.S. citizen living in Barcelona with my Spanish wife. My passions are photography, guitar playing, and sharing eternal wisdom with anyone interested in learning about how we're created and the future. 
Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social Unionite, Retired Toolmaker,
Master Machinist, Active Curmudgeon
Born when TV (and the world) was B&W
www.mjlegel.com
armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social Slightly below average-T Army Vet. Expat-in-training. ANTIFA Branch Manager, Shia-Atheist, Lake living, bourbon swilling, MAGA-HATING man about town. My inner child has Tourettes.
Two-consenting-adults-ally.
LKN, NC
Cornwall / Kernow 〓〓 @cornwalluk.bsky.social News and updates from the county of #Cornwall #Kernow 〓〓 - we originally started this service on another app in 2012 and now here on Bluesky
@ivleague.bsky.social @ivleague.bsky.social RN, Union Strong MNA- Healthcare4All , MN girl now a blue dot in AZ
AZ CD-1 in play to flip
StandWithUkraine
Mom to 3 humans, Wife
Protect our national lands.
* 5calls.org * @indivisible.org
🌱 📚 🐶 🐱🏈 skol 🇺🇸 🔵
Cat Rescue Volunteer
No DMs
Tori Hart🎷 @tori-hart.kattfrish.com 🎷Sax player & blower of other horns
OMG @sumihan.kattfrish.com is my girlfriend!
I'm a nude model w her & others on fanvue.com/katt.frish
@loveart4.bsky.social @loveart4.bsky.social 
FurryTrailblazer @jddinbobo.bsky.social Wherever we go, we leave paw prints and unforgettable memories.
layla victoria @laylavictoria.bsky.social Meat covered ghost just trying to survive the modern world and all the weirdos that occupy this planet. I am the Cheshire Cat & a shape shifter, space traveler & flower sniffer, here to fight tyranny and always layla victoria *NO DMs Not Available
Chocki @chocolatechippp.bsky.social She/her
Artist | no.1 cookie lover
If someone want to kidnap me please give cookie!!
@faunius.bsky.social @faunius.bsky.social 
@savagetora.bsky.social @savagetora.bsky.social 
Jacki @jpall25.bsky.social Here to read, learn, and enjoy the positivity. #angrets
Hannah @hannah1543.bsky.social More empathy, less MAGA. Because hate is not a policy.
Carlton Williams @carltonewilliams.bsky.social Movement Lawyer & Clinical Law Prof
Down w/ @nlg.org @wplc.bsky.social @palestinelegal.bsky.social
https://x.com/carltonwilliams
#BDS #BLM #LandBack #AbolishICE
#FreePalestine
carltonwilliams@ProtonMail.com
Myriam Madrigal 🐤 @inacoalmine.bsky.social Sanidad pública y servicios sociales. 🏥 Madrileña convencida de que lo común es lo que nos hace libres, no las cañas en las terrazas. Entre el trabajo, la crianza y las ganas de cambiar las cosas. ✊💜
canary in a coal mine es la historia de mi vida 🐤
@highpriestesssq.bsky.social @highpriestesssq.bsky.social Mars at Midheaven. Hate MAGA cult.
@deechad.bsky.social @deechad.bsky.social Proud member of Antifa, crazy cat lady,
Politics junkie, NO DM’S PLEASE.
Blueshit @losblueshit.bsky.social Underground band from Mexico.
Download music of Blueshit here:
https://theblueshit.bandcamp.com/
Come to our Whatsapp group to get our news: 👇👇
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now Absolutely done listening to old white men. Here to remind you of your power. Amplify women's voices. Abolish gender norms. Protect the vulnerable. Build an equitable world. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #MatriarchyNow
Potomac Dems @potomacdems.bsky.social We are the volunteer based
Potomac Magisterial District Democratic Committee, PWC VA
Our goal
get local -> state -> national Democratic candidates elected!
Locally we won in '24 & '25
next let's get 2026 candidates elected!
#GOTV -we are stronger together!
Ezra @ezra537.bsky.social Easygoing guy with a good heart.
Here for good conversations, laughs, and genuine connections 🤝
Living life one day at a time.
Kim D Arthouse @kimarthouse.bsky.social Neurodivergent street photographer and local band promo.
Victoria, BC 🇨🇦
https://www.instagram.com/kimd_arthouse?igsh=MzVyMTUxZ281ZDNp&utm_source=qr
*images are copyright protected *
#womenstreetphotographers #streetphotography #photographer
@nane7012.bsky.social @nane7012.bsky.social Jersey girl living my best life in CA. Former educator , former Board of Directors for CASA.
No DM please.
Olivia Matteo @livmydreams54.bsky.social Single trans lesbian Democrat from Mpls, MN. I didn't vote for him. I'm in recovery from addiction. Love the Twins and the AFC CHAMPION New England Patriots!!! 10 full years CLEAN, baby!!!
Kim @simplykimmie.bsky.social MN Viking fan.
I love cats's, Celtic music, Art, Genealogy, Antique & Vintage toys, History, Reading & the OCEAN 🌊🐋 Degree in Child Psychology-UofMN DMS 🚫 💙💪 💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊
Bunky @bunky260.bsky.social Blue dreamer, loves animals, old af , traveler , music lover , nature lover, radical , agnostic
CReneeSands @creneesands.bsky.social Wife, Mom to humans and a golden. CO girl
And pissed off American 💙
Harry👊🇺🇸🔥 @scondrasht.bsky.social Lover of politics. Not afraid to tell it like it is. I also tend to swear a lot. Member of the ACLU. As blue as they come. Proud LGBTQIA+ ally!
65yearcitizen @usa24freedom.bsky.social Family first. Especially the kids. And the pets, Dogs & Cats
Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social GCC is a community hub facilitating and developing community care networks across Northeastern Oklahoma.
“Heartquartered” in Tulsa.
https://www.radical-guide.com/listing/green-country-collective/
https://linktr.ee/Green_Country_Collective
💚✊️💚
Tom Waggoner @boroguy.bsky.social Just a tiny Blue dot trying not to drown in this deep Red state of Tennessee that I live in. An advocate of LGBTQ rights, a dog dad of two and a staunch advocate for pet adoptions. #LGBTQ #Democrat #Democracy #Science #EqualRights #BLM #Tennessee3
Phil Roberts @proberts01.bsky.social Semi Retired from the wine & spirits business. Trump is a clown. Blue dot in Florida. 🚫DMs
🚫Crypto
Markvz @markvzmaximvz.bsky.social 🇬🇧🇪🇺⚛️ ☮️ 💙🌎🇮🇪 🏴 🇸🇩🇺🇦🇨🇦 🌿👍🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈
I’ll be posting a mixture of random thoughts, reposts, and whatever comes to mind. I'll follow back if you have an Active account.
Blank🚫 No posts🚫 Dm🚫
Money request🚫🤷🏼
Jorge Quintana @jorgequintana.bsky.social Elections lawyer. Radical Left Scum. Viva Marti. Agnostic. Naturalist. #FuckICE. (Former DNC Committeeman Montana, Vice Chair, DNC Hispanic Caucus). #LGM #Mets
Deb @geezypeezy.bsky.social Kindle Author: https://www.amazon.com/author/dmhoover
No Chit- Chats please NO DMs Dad WW2 SeaBees- Husband Coast Guard - 4yrs. Democrat and Progressive Left thinking through and through
T-Fish🇨🇦🍁 @t-fish.bsky.social Love my crazy family,the Habs❤️🤍💙Seahawks💙💚 AND FREEDOM. Jaws is a film masterpiece! PROUD PART OWNER OF CANADA!!!🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁
Mark Carney is the only choice to lead my country👊🏻🇨🇦
Slava Ukraini!!!!! 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
Julie Anne Cat @goofyquestion.bsky.social English teacher, farmer, thrifty sewing & knitting grandma. Queen of peasant cooking & cheesy anthems. Library superfan. Proud progressive, feminist, pro-choice. Lit. folks might guess why my pic's an axolotl. No MAGAts, no DMs 🇺🇦🌈🪷🌊🌊
Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social 💙Flygirl Medic and Tamer of the crazies at 35,000 feet
🇨🇦 Canadian 🇺🇸American
Democrat all my life
Sadly,2026 might be my last election But until l cant post anymore l will be expressing my 1st amendment
🗣NO DM'S
Stace RN Resists 📎💙 OR @stacernresists.bsky.social Mom, Aunt, rescue GSD & kitty grandma
RN 33yrs
FREEDOM LOSES ITS MEANING WHEN ONLY SOME EXPERIENCE IT
#DOOR #GTS
#ODAAT
OG Liberal
Children B4 guns
Never let the haters win!
#BLM 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini #MentalHealthAwareness
🚫 DMs
Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social #Democrat 💙 Retired 😎 Wife 👫 Mom 👭 Mammy 👩👶 Cats 🐈⬛ Books 📚 Travel ✈️ Nature 🌿 Football 🏈 Movies 🎬 TV 📺 Classic Rock 🤘 #BlueCrew 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally 🇺🇦
DMs are deactivated 🚫MAGA💩 8647!
Fan of the Oxford comma. I like memes 😊
I follow back if I like your profile 😉
Holger Danske 💙💙 🇩🇰 🇮🇪 🇳🇱 🇪🇸 🇺🇸 💙💙 @grumpybeard.bsky.social Dane living in the US. Married, with 4 cats. Gamer, scale modeller and general geek. Have lived in Denmark, Ireland, the Netherlands, Spain, and now Minnesota.
I write short stories set in the Traveller RPG universe: https://soren-boye-petersen.itch.io/
The Omega Man (Rebel wo Applause) @rebelwoapplause.bsky.social "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.” Lord Acton
Published author of Radio Waves & misunderstood poetry. No DM’s! Pseudo-celebrities are forever banned.
Visual Poet and political satirist!
Dlock @dalock.bsky.social Retired, Dog Lover. Army Veteran. Blue Jackets fan. Golfer. Do NOT obey in advance!
Democracy Lover
Vote Blue
No DMs, No Crypto, No Porn
@duncs701.bsky.social @duncs701.bsky.social Boring old guy, ex military, UK based, likes wood turning and interested in politics and history. Runs Pen turning courses in the East Midlands, UK, check out Duncs Wood Turning on CraftCourses.com.
Upstart Crow @unwashedrepublic3.bsky.social Please support Ukraine: https://u24.gov.ua/
lv nature
50501 #SaveTheBees #SlavaUkrainii pro #Union Identify as here and now
https://bsky.app/profile/unwashedpubic3.bsky.social/ d rther b sngng
Skilly @sisterresistor.bsky.social 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 PNW. Proud Mama and Grandma. Lover of laughter and kindness. 🏳️🌈 ally. Fierce defender of justice. Integrity matters. No human is illegal. #resist #donotobeyinadvance No DM’s please.
@iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social @iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺🇫🇷🇮🇹🏳️🌈
Lovin’ the PNW, Love our fur babies, Happily married, Pro-choice, LGBTQ+, Climate change advocate, Love Science, Vaccines work!
🚫DM🚫PORN🚫LIES🚫GASLIGHTING
BStewart62@bsky.com @bscheiwer.bsky.social 🦋 Mother, Grandmother, Proud Democrat 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙 🇨🇦 💙!
Mark York @yorksterbad.bsky.social U.S. Army Veteran
Antifa AF
Rebel Scum
🚫DMs. I DON'T EVEN DM TO TELL YOU TO LOOK AT MY
BIO, WHERE IT SAYS “🚫DMs.”
🚫African "Princes."
🚫Crypto Clowns.
🚫Porn bullshit.
🚫Illuminatifucks and DEFINITELY 🚫MAGAdicks.
Don’t even fucking try.
@debgt.bsky.social @debgt.bsky.social 
Cowboy astronaut millionaire @cowboy-astronaut.bsky.social Athieist. Here to learn, advocate for democracy, and fight fascism. Slava Ukraini! #NAFO #FELLA
DM = 🚫
I don't care about your OF account.
Saneman @saneman.bsky.social REPUBLICANS SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA!
Pedophile loving losers who don't like my memes will be blocked
#bluecrew #radicalleft
Radical left scum, Atheist. Slave to immigrant wife & Maliwolf
Living in the moment....of doom
MadGranny @madgranny2025.bsky.social DEMOCRATS
🇺🇲
FOR THE PEOPLE
@shoodbwurkin.bsky.social @shoodbwurkin.bsky.social Democrat, female, business owner, dog lover, concerned citizen, resister sister, I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
M. @mtm91423.bsky.social Retired television industry bigwig. Lymphoma
survivor. Heart artery/valve surgery survivor.
I'm probably living my final year on the planet.
Bill Blair @britdetectiveshows.bsky.social Democrat && Retired && Sober && Anti Fascist && I vote for my kids and grandkids future
America needs to take a hard look in the mirror
Block at the first whiff of any twitter nonsense
#Indivisible, #50501, #ACLU, #DSA
Nadine @naveracole.bsky.social 🌊💙🥲🇺🇸🙏🏾🇨🇦🫶🏾🇺🇦😢💙🌊
US Army disabled Veteran. I was proud to serve my Country. I love to laugh & talk shit! Love me some memes. I SAID NO GDAMN DMs! I will block your ass fast!
MelRoy @melleroy.bsky.social Just a regular guy 
Boss of me... @nanascabana.bsky.social Democrat living in Floriduh. Beat stage 4 Cancer since 2018. Dog and birds.
Disgusted with both political parties. We have to do better.
NO DMs
Kick Upset @catmancarl.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/artist/7JY688KntaN9kzaE9jXCpL
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8u12_i8LefWDtq4eJLhjcg
PamWeis @pamweis.bsky.social No DMs please. Proud Democrat. Retired DOD federal employee. Mom of a former Marine. I believe Trump should be removed from office by ANY means. Blue dot in a Red state. How about a recount for 2024 election. 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸
MartinP @notrumping.bsky.social Retired Engineer. British American. Anti Trump, Anti Fascist, Anti Racist!
Deb @debisskyfalling.bsky.social Mom. Writer. Human. Think of what you could accomplish when you believe in yourself! #iamoneofthosepeople
No DMs (it got a little creepy)
Freya Peak @freyapeak.bsky.social A mountain never bows, nor does it lose its height when no one climbs it. Stay true to your path—whether in biotech, medicine, technology, clean energy, or lithium—and never let others define your worth
☮️ The WayFinder 💜 @screennameit.bsky.social Teacher 💚 Nature-Animals-Ocean, Optimistic & Successful Individual who's Proudly On The Spectrum, Photographer, Democrat 💙
#TeachTruth
#KeeperOfTheFlame
#AdoptDontShop
My Friends call me The Wolf 🐺
🌎🌲🐶🐈⬛ 🐬🐢🦋🌊🪶🟧🇺🇦🌈☮️
🚫 porn/maga/grifters/crypto
Germaine @germainek.bsky.social 🇳🇱 Dutch Taoist 🧘♂️Yoga practitioner 🧾 Self employed 🐱 Cat lover
☯️ Yong Yi Bu Yong Li
#peace #flowers #freedom #happiness #love #taoism #meditation #yoga #homenudist #realtantra
Jeff Young @youngmindposts.bsky.social Influenced by thought leaders like Timothy Snyder and George Lakoff. Pay attention to people who lead with their values. Values like empathy, and support of human rights and freedom.
#Beatles #MarxBrothers #NaturePhotography #Music #Art
Cameron Lamp @cameronlamp.bsky.social Millennial, lifelong Democrat, AZ/UK/FL/WA. Anti-Fascist, Pro-democracy, #TeamJustice! #CovidIsntOver #SlavaUkraini #FuckTrump
“the most well-read ADHD OCD ND hypersomniac ex-BP-I ex-DID (personality-associated) ex-psychopath around”
Bud Michel @budgothmog44.bsky.social 82 Married AF Vet LCSW ProChoice support BLM LGBTQ Indigenous People Women’s Rights AntiFascist AOC Democrat! Friend of Bill W Profile pic is 10 years old! No profile or posts bloc! Miss the Jersey Shore!!! I don’t answer DM’s!
@lib70contremundo.bsky.social @lib70contremundo.bsky.social 
Michelle B ❌👑 @mlb45459.bsky.social Childless Cat Lady 🐱 Patio gardener 🪴 Book lover 📚 Home cook👩🍳 Boomer Swiftie 🫶 #Buckeyes #Bengals
🚫DMs, crypto, MAGA
@essgeeiv.bsky.social @essgeeiv.bsky.social Texas Progressive
TheReverendJoey @revjoey.bsky.social #VOTElikeDOLLY The 4th REICH American Nazi party is killing America. Waiting to defend America is a certain death. Defending it NOW & PROUD. #ChristiaNaziNationalists will NOT WIN & PROSPER. A free,honest,just AMERICA for our young AMERICANS.
Bama Girl @lorelie35950.bsky.social I love reading, art, running, biking, my family, Democracy, and Alabama Football. I can’t tolerate hypocrisy and Trumpers. No DMs please.
Dr. Braxton PHD, LCSW, LAC @braxtonts.bsky.social Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, BLM, Racism exists ⚧️,🏳️⚧️, ☪️✝️✡️🕉️. Religious freedom.
Self cure from substances.
13 years NFL 🐎,🐬, 4 years NDSU 🦬. Three degrees NDSU, MSU Denver, U Colorado Denver. Common sense are Not facts!! I do not fit in any box.
@bransonlaw.bsky.social @bransonlaw.bsky.social I used to fly around wearing green, I grew up and became an upright citizen.