JonBenét Lambsy

@lambelly.com

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Living and eating burritos Computer science Detroit / Ann Arbor

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Several black kittens. The one in the foreground is facing the camera and their mouth is in mid meow.
Five kittens laying in a pile on a green office chair. They are all facing the camera
A grey mom and two black kittens eating minced beef out of a bowl.
A little black kitten sitting on a blanket in a carrier staring directly at the camera
A grey cat laying on bedding in an open carrier surrounded by her five kittens
Black cat standing wide eyed and bewildered
Mitch McConnell, his mouth somehow opening in the center, but not at the sides, and oddly purple
A white door. Kittens are meowing on the other side. Eventually one kitten sticks their paw under
A picture of a Dr pepper johnsonville sausage in a bun. The whole thing looks weirdly plastic with the sausage laying on its side, the oddly brown ketchup, mustard, and onions somehow defying gravity.
As for Ghost energy drink with flavor strawbango
A calico cat and a small black and white kitten spooning in a green chair. The kitten is the big spoon.
Black and white can mouth open, leaning in to bite the zipper of a red hoodie
Small grey tortie cat looking sad next to a dog toy
A black and white kitten sleeps on his back. Closeup on his face. His nose is very pink and there is a birthmark next to his nose.
Small black and white kitten with a black dot on their lip (almost three weeks old) leaning against a bookshelf for support while looking at the camera. In the background some other grey kittens wrestle
KOTH screen which features bill sitting across on the other side of a desk from some guy. The Trump face labeller warns that the scene contains trump face. I assume Bill is the Trump face?
From the current Paris review, pg 18, "full-fat Coca-Cola"
A small tortie kitten with tiny eyes being held up to the camera by a guy wearing a pokemon t-shirt.
A hand holding a kitten. The kitten looks squinty. He's just starting to open his eyes just a little bit.
A hand holding a dilute tortie with closed eyes
A hand holding a can of TRULUXE cat food. The label says glam 'n punk with lamb & duck in gelée
There's a guy (Charles Shultz), a dog, some trees, and a drawing of Snoopy
A circular grease stain on green sheets
4 kittens sleeping in a pile. There are two muted torties bookended by two black and white kittens. They have pink feets
A cool brown mouse sitting on a bag of dog treats. There's also some dog toys, spray cheese, peanut butter.
Hand holding a muted calico kitten
A canister of poudre de bœuf sits on a metal shelf next to a bottle Gatorade frost cool. The poudre has a picture of a little dog on it.
ET and gertie. The text over it says I'm not really an alien Gertie. I'm a demon, a satanic delusion and a lie to deceive people and keep them from the truth of Jesus and explain away the rapture of the church.
Stereotypical Alien head. Grey skin. Large slanted eyes. Scowling. Text over it says, "no I'm not an al ok en from outer space. I'm a demonic fallen angel. I'm not extraterrestrial. I'm interdimensional. No I don't come in peace. I come on the same of Satan and my purpose is to deceive, harm and destroy you
Google search for "tv show wbout". Results include: tv show about jesus tv show about cheerleaders tv show about serial killers tv show about witches tv show about gay hockey players tv show about president garfield tv show about time travel tv show about a succubus tv show about oil tv show about lawyers tv show about aliens tv show about sas tv show about it
A cat's head is visible inside of a carrier. The cat is laying on her back and looking upward. A hand pets her.
Post from next door. "IM LOOKING FOR 'HOG'" "HOT OLDER GIRL"
Scruffy little dog behind bars
It's a cat. His face is like an orange cat, but his body looks like a tabby or something. If an orange cat was wearing a tabby costume they'd look like this.
The moon taken on a phone at like 35x
On one side of a door wall is a beagle. On the other side is a raccoon with his feet on the metal part. The raccoon appears to be asking to come inside.
A bottle of runakok maple bitters, a bottle of whistlepig piggyback rye, a bottle of runakok / whistlepig maple syrup. In front of it is a glass with amber liquid in it.
The end of trilogy of terror where Karen Black is hunched over with a knife.
A small swath of knit fabric in sort of a camo color on circular knitting needles.
Happy beagle looking dog in a grooming harness.
Amazon truck with signage that says LET US SAVE YOU (orange text) the trip (white text)
Orange cat eating an orange sauce from one of those little plastic ramekins. A taco bell bag is in the background
Two beagles lay on a mint green blanket on the floor. The smaller beagle is wearing a fuzzy pink cape kind of thing. The larger beagle is using the smaller beagle's butt as a pillow.
Two beagles. The front one is sitting on the ground. Behind her, the smaller beagle is resting her head on the sitting beagle's back.
A dog and cat standing in a foyer with the cat leaning against the dog and the dog leaning against the wall
A hand extends an ice cream cone to a small beagle who is eating the ice cream
Two beagles stand before a closed ice cream store.
Patriotverity on X, formerly w Twitter, formerly the everything app Me, as an old person I served my country. I was part of the bluesky invasion of 2025
Little fluffy white dog behind bars
whitehouse-47 blocked by right wing propaganda and their followers
Blocked by right wing propaganda and their followers
Google AI Overview To create an "email station" for your birthday party, you need to set up a fun and easy way for guests to sign up, perhaps with a specific goal like getting their email for a future event. This can include a physical station with a laptop or tablet, a sign-up sheet with a fun prompt, and clear instructions on why you're collecting emails. Make sure to clearly state the purpose of collecting emails, and make it feel like an invitation or a fun activity, not a sales pitch.
Close up image of a fly on red brick taken with an android at 35x magnification.
A beagle staring with yearning
Very wet Black kitten sitting in a sink partially full of dirty ass water.
Door with a neon skeleton head in the window.
In the foreground there is a pint glass filled with beer. It is in front of a planter -- plant not pictured -- as well as a can that says locals Honey crisp. Behind the can is another can of bells Oberon raspberry and a large green water bottle.
Nappy ass dry kitten