November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold
Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social Senior reporter and Buying Power columnist at Bloomberg Businessweek, covering consumer culture. Georgia native, Georgia Bulldog. Opinions mine.
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LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker
ex @ msft & aerospace
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor. Vote by August 4th!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social librarian and illustrator.
will post later, too sleepy
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Keep your AI slop for the pigs
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I don't think.
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Management and labor @ Mercury Improv
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gofundme: https://gofund.me/74fb1ee36
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do the readings or we all die
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Heather Christle @heatherchristle.bsky.social Most recent books: IN THE RHODODENDRONS: A Memoir with Appearances by Virginia Woolf, PAPER CROWN: Poems
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Salty posts from a salty island.
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cohen489.substack.com
americandemands.com
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the most jobless and most online.
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radfem
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currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
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Fuq D'Faino!
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Anti-hatred maven
Die Himmel in dir, wie kann ich sie wissen, kann sie seh'n? Wir tanzen im Fluge, wie Sterne, die ihrer Wege zieh'n |x)
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
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patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
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she/her ⚘
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