TinCan

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A facebook marketplace posting for a holographic Custom Blue Eyes Thick Dragon Yu-Gi-Oh! card. That dragon is called up y’all. Card reads: [DRAGON!] This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction Virtually invincible , very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale. ATK/ 3000 DEF/2500 They only want 10 dollars!! Listed over a week ago in Albuquerque
A blanket with Edward and Jacob of twilight. Jacob is impossibly pregnant with his shirt lifted proudly showing his belly while Edward is lovingly holding the impossibly pregnant belly. He seems to have the coloration of one of James Cameron’s avatars. There is a stormy sky behind them with a broody forest with sunlight peaking through the trees. The blanket is being held up by a small person completely obscured by the blanket with only their hair and feet visible. There are “add to cart” and “buy now” buttons at the bottom. This is for sale.
The” When your salad keeps making jokes...” meme with a bunch of ladies laughing while eating salads
The Bruce Banner meme with him looking back while walking towards rubble and a giant monster but TinCan’s big coffee can head is photoshopped over mark ruffulos face. The text reads “THAT'S MY SECRET CAP I'M ALWAYS HYPER FIXATING”
A lady stands slightly behind a tree branch in front of a house. Just enough to obscure her face and that’s about it
Matt Damon as Odysseus screaming while tied to the mast of his ship
Minions Pop'n Caesar Mini Chopped Salad Kit A bagged salad with a two eyed minion standing arms to heaven while wearing his adorable goggles and overalls and a big smile. He’s ready to give you the worst diarrhea of your life.
Lee Cronin Irish filmmaker An image of a very Irish man with a mustache and beard and curly floppy hair
Kennan Thompson as Deandre Cole in the sketch “What Up With That?!” He has wild hair and a fine burgundy pinstripe suit on
A bluesky notification that Charles Darwin has followed me. It has a shitty ai pfp and is a bot
An image of Elmo the furry red puppet wearing a team USA world cup jersey. The caption reads “Don't make this a thing.”
A block of wood that is almost a spoon and a red handled Opinel knife are being held by a very handsome hand over lots of wood shavings
A block of wood that is almost a spoon and a red handled Opinel knife are being held by a very handsome hand over lots of wood shavings and a foot in a turquoise sandle with pink sailboats stitched into them
Elmo, the furry red puppet wearing a team USA world cup jersey stands in a park gesticulating as puppets do
An image of Elmo the furry red puppet wearing a team USA world cup jersey. The caption reads “Don't make this a thing.”
An image of Elmo the furry red puppet. It looks as though Elmo is flipping the bird with smirk while wearing a team USA world cup jersey
Birria bomb spice balls on a Costco shelf. JUST ADD MEAT & WATER WORKS WITH ANY COOKER
A scene from Mimic (1997) A dead man is is laying in the rain when a young boy looking down from a window notices his shoes. The dead man is drug through the rain by a large bug creature while the boy mimics the large bugs clicking sounds by playing the spoons
The new The Wolverine video game logo showcasing an angry Wolverine brandishing his teeth and claws. The text says “SHIDDING” “FARDDING”
A nifty universal wrench with two hinged channels each with a curved nub. The channel goes over the bolt head and the knub pincers yeh head to grip the bolt. The small end works for 9-14mm and the large end works for 15-22mm
A random assortment of succulent props on a tissue
A cuboid evaporative air cooler unit
A young man wearing slightly too small football helmet with a makeshift bandage on his arm walks up and answers a ringing phone in a busy ER waiting room
An allergy test sample C4 Careless Weed
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A scene from The Pitt. A young doctor sits exhausted and says “[sighs] God, you know what? Fuck all this.”
A knitting loom with hooks rests on a table next to a cake of velveteen yarn, a pair of headphones, and some scissors
Tincan with his trash head with its big turquoise soup can eye ports walks into frame wearing an oily orange wig and poorly fitting orange body sling ala Leeloo from The Fifth Element. He yells the word “MULTIPASS” as it shows up on screen in bold yellow letters. Then he leans way too close to the lens while he shuts off the camera
A Star Trek title screen. A larger planet is in the foreground with a purple and green atmosphere. The USS Enterprise is off to the right making a pass by the planet. The tile reads “KHAN WAS RIGHT “
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together by duct tape sits at a table with a little beat synth and a melodica. He adjusts his head and realizes his big glowing blue eye ports are not glowing and turns them on before waving at the camera. He then attaches the hose of the melodica to his inner port and starts the beat. He plays some simple ass music before just jamming the keys and waving goodbye. There are many plants and a kitty sleeping the the background.
worm Tom Cruise
John Popper, the lead singer and harmonica player of Blues Traveler. A large man standing at a microphone, intensely singing with ruffled hair and an emphatic expression, wears a weathered leather pouch adorned double bandolier full of harmonicas on his chest
The Sandia Mountains rise above slow traffic in a classic Albuquerque Vista. Harmonica plays melodically over the video
a very droopy brown and white boxer lays on a big green dog bed. He’s melting from the lack of attention
A pair of chunky platform black foam slips. The description disjointedly reads: 9.0 cm thick bottom Feeling like stepping on shit Eva integrated anti-slip/wear-resistant/no more squeaking CARTOON SLIPPERS
two dark crispy sandwiches rest in a white ceramic cast iron pan
Michigan J Frog. A frog with a top hat and cane dancing enthusiastically on a tight wire
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together by duct tape with its big glowing blue eye ports stands at a desk with many musical things on it; notably an electric keyboard that takes up most of the desk. He begins to play. After a few keystrokes he taps a switch on his keyboard that activates the rhythm and continues to play. After he finishes he waves
A very handsome hand hold a coffee mug with a simple city skyline in the background and a bunny rabbit dressed like an adorable super hero in the foreground. Above her it says Best Grandma
TinCan’s big coffee can head held together by duct tape with its big glowing eye ports rests on a floor tom drum with a TMNT cartoon bandana resting underneath drumsticks on the drum head. In front of TC are three harmonicas on a snare drum. He picks each one up and plays it through a vintage microphone with a big fluffy white pop filter on it while his eye ports slowly glow different colors on the drum. When he’s finished he painfully reattaches his head and leans back into frame, eye ports glowing their signature blue again. TC tries to say goodbye before but his adorable tortie calico cat Princeton hops over and starts yelling at him for schmackies. He obliges as he says goodbye with Princeton. At the end glowing blue bubble letter pop up on screen reading “Nothing Is Real, Be Trash, Make Weird Stuff”
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together by duct tape with its big glowing blue eye ports leans into frame and talks for a sec before painfully ripping his head off and placing it on a floor tom drum with a TMNT cartoon bandana resting underneath drumsticks on the drum head. In front of TC are three harmonicas on a snare drum. He picks each one up and plays it while his eye ports slowly glow different colors on the drum
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together by duct tape with its big glowing blue eye ports looks straight at the camera and waves. As he’s talking he holds up 3 harmonicas. While talking about them his tortie calico cat Princeton jumps on lot his chair. He lifts her up and looks at her lovingly while she sniffs his face. She jumps away, whipping him with her tail in the process. He talks for a bit more before shutting the camera off
A very handsome hand holds to tin whistles in an x formation. The one on the top is in brass with a green mouthpiece and the one on bottom is in stainless steel with a black mouthpiece. The brass whistle has a sticker that says “the Mellow Dog™️ Jerry Freeman Tweaked (image of a mouse))
Three Huang Star Performer harmonicas rest on a scooter seat in their blue carrying cases. They are a bright polished steel
Tincan with his trash head with its big turquoise soup can eye ports walks into frame wearing an oily orange wig and poorly fitting orange body sling ala Leeloo from The Fifth Element. He yells the word “MULTIPASS” as it shows up on screen in bold yellow letters. Then he leans way too close to the lens while he shuts off the camera
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together by duct tape with its big glowing blue eye ports wears a long cozy cardigan and stands at a desk with many musical things on it; notably an electric keyboard that takes up most of the desk. He waves and then begins to play. After a few keystrokes he taps a switch on his mixer that activates a reverb effect and then continues to play. After he finishes he waves again and shuts off the camera
A light yellow dot (the moon) in a dark cobalt sky
A man in a yellow suit stands behind a tree rubbing his hands together and licking his lips
A closeup of the keys of a retro keyboard in low light. Some very handsome hands play the minor keys. A crotch in grey dickies pants can be seen on the left
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A RadioShack Realistic Concertmate 670 keyboard
The guy sweating over pushing two buttons meme by Jake Clark but instead of two buttons it’s the deactivation interface for bluesky.app (Deactivate account Your profile, posts, feeds, and lists will no longer be visible to other Bluesky users. You can reactivate your account at any time by logging in. There is no time limit for account deactivation, come back any time. If you're trying to change your h email, do so before you deactivate. Yes, deactivate Cancel)
TinCan, a humanoid with a big head made of coffee cans held together by duct tape with big glowing blue eye ports and a mushroom shaped tinfoil antenna, wears a long fluffy cardigan while sitting at a small drum kit. On top of the snare drum rests a small turntable controller and cell phone. Hovering over the turntable on the drum is the disembodied head of a smiling Vincent Price. TinCan starts the two tracks and mixes them together while bobbing to the rhythm and occasionally looking at the camera
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together by duct tape with its big glowing blue eye ports walks into frame and sits on a pink couch and waves. He grabs a washboard and sets it on his knees resting against his chest. TinCan then grabs some homemade wooden rod jazz style drumsticks. He plays for a minute, occasionally hitting the little service bell sitting next to him on the couch. After he strikes the bell the last time it tips over as TinCan raises his hands excitedly. He looks down at the bell and then waves as the video ends
Vincent Price’s disembodied head smiles devilishly while hovering in the foreground of the house on haunted hill
TinCan with his big coffee can head held together with shiny duct tape and it’s big glowing blue eye ports plays as all black trumpet but instead of trumpet sounds it’s a failed modem connection sound. He then shakes his head disappointedly
berenstain bears papa looking mad at panda bears moving in. Arms crossed lips pursed, brow furrowed
Two very handsome hands play a Stylophone Beat Synthesizer on top of a snare drum. The Stylophone is a black box with metal contact pads and a small stylus attached with a small white wire
A pair of very handsome hands play a Stylophone Beat synthesizer on top of a snare drum. The synthesizer is a small black box with bright metal panels and a small stylus attached to a little white wire to play it with with