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Discord: poemsandfungus
Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org A random frame from a random Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, every hour, on the hour. Episode details in alt text.
By Dave Bagpuss Forsey @bagpuss.org
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
slib @kingslib.bsky.social video games guy and also movie/teevee guy
He/him
Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social Theyβre all bangers in my heart. He/him. π
ππππππππ π»πππππππππ @blackoutprincesses.neocities.org blackoutprincesses.neocities.org
dungeon funk
psychedelic electronica
doom disco
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"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
β’ Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
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thanked by darth july 20, 2023
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social https://pixelframe.design/
Dedicated to providing quality, original, human-written content on a variety of topics in the design world, including: expert articles, design tips and tutorials, trending topics, and culture.
Chris Gaines Official @chris-gaines-real.bsky.social Musician/Artist
Check for info on concert dates
gwen pepperoni π³οΈββ§οΈπ€πΌπ @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
π³οΈββ§οΈ
Dogofthedesert @dogofthedesert.bsky.social Retired archaeologist and museum curator who loves the planet he lives on, and worries about what is happening to it.
Cryptid Facts Dealer π @mudfire4.cryptid.expert Hayley | 31 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social Worldβs greatest author
A.Metheus @amateurmetheus.bsky.social I'm a social media illiterate Techno creator and enthusiast.
https://www.youtube.com/@A.Metheus
https://amateurmetheus.bandcamp.com/
Sandra Lee Semi-Automatic @anna-archy.bsky.social She/her. I should probably read some anarchist theory if I want to keep my handle.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
β¨[redacted]β¨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon AppΓ©tit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
πMPLS | 40ish | she/they
Lady A @tiredderit.bsky.social Look at me like a human boy
traumahawk @abarelightbulb.bsky.social film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.
Frogbin βοΈ @frogbin.bsky.social Croak or die trying.
NobleSavage @tamethestallion.bsky.social Father. Husband. Gator. Sailor. Wino. Fantasy football dork. Bougie AF. I draw pretty houses.
Kwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social ADG Scenic Artist. Rebel Scum. Full of ham. Queer. New Mexican 'til I die. But also cute. They/them
words @words.bsky.social dad-pilled millennial californian
play language & living universes
Streamboat Willie @pubtoons.com HEY, YOU! Yes, YOU! Come watch Streamboat Willie's public domain/CC0 cartoon stream, playing 24/7 at pubtoons.com!
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Follow @iame.li for dev streams almost every day!
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms π and bite tall leg ankles π
living in the dark swamp
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA β she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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Tiny @telephonesis.bsky.social get me outta here
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https://www.reverbnation.com/girlgoeselectric/songs
#WearAMask
[pfp alt text: photo of a smiling gal (me) with dark hair and blue eyes, wearing silver hoop earrings and a white turtleneck]
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
πToronto he/him
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Kelly β‘β @kellygoround.bsky.social Experimental Prototype Kelly Of Tomorrowβ’
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Lee-uh @feistyfeminist.bsky.social She/her/y'all
Lenin in the streets / Dostoyevsky in the sheets
eben (θΊΊεΉ³; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social hi iβm Eben; a wife-guy; iβm here to put my special touch on things
βFirst as awkwardness* then as epilepsyβ
*major depressive disorder, art college
brick @bigblocks.bsky.social I'm not serious, I'm kidding. part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own.
please don't put me in starter packs or follow me
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social Proud husband to my wife
USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think thatβs a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
KAFUI π¬π @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
π΅πΈ
β§ @smilingnodding.bsky.social having fun on my phone again :)
supernatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social this account is privateπ
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
skΓ‘ld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Emmaβ’ @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'mβ’ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'mβ’ your favorite poster)
πImpeach Bidenπ
sheβ’/herβ’
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social γ½οΈπ«§πͺ½πΏπ©΅πΎπΏπ§Έπ
bree π¨π¦ @goose.ski you canβt kill me faster than i can
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social kubuntu power user
Dr Dillo PHD @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
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π seattle βοΈsagittarius
bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social perfect transsexual angel
it/its
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social photo boy
oak blanco @abomination.computer β οΈ Handsome
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social Kill music
deadiverson.bandcamp.com
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
Mr. Monday Night @birdrespecter.bsky.social Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
www.linktr.ee/birdrespecter
Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social photos guy and space doctor and former ohioan who lives on a farm in oregon (mdni)
evil baby β¨π΅ @dumb.baby im Cory
baby in real life she/her MDNI
ππππππππ πππππ @borgerville.com βbeautiful but not very brightβ - vogue magazine
she/her β
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social huge Poseur, giant Duche bag. only ideots 18+
bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social lol
prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Pikachu Simpson @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us PhD in Economy, Harverd University
owner and proprietor, @rockhardcauc.us
justinkcomer.com
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social backend developer at bluesky
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the worldβ’
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 265
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because Iβm exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social you rockin with bad boy summerβοΈ
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social Master Sommelier at Cheesecake Factory
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
marty, @numet.al he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user β’οΈ, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle
Chase ππ«π«π§πͺπ§πͺπ«π«π @tittysommelier.bsky.social Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
cb @crannyboy.bsky.social indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice
Linktr.ee/crannyboy
cranny.world
froggher @froggher.bsky.social 27 she/her
sadvil π @sadvil.bsky.social get a load of this guy
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
bort @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
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The Mold Prince @orchidcamp.bsky.social I never learnt anything. didn't know I was suppose to
β‘ @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social trill 'em with kindness
race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com whatβs this?
perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social cockless spanielgirl
radfem
https://www.wattpad.com/user/shiningangelx
β§πͺπ²π‘ π°π ππͺπβ§ @altaudge.bsky.social β¨give em the ole razzle dazzleβ¨
currently 30/immortal
satanβs niece
mdni/21+
she/her