onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
BAMFWIC @bamfwic.bsky.social Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse assail him, impale him with monster truck force.
Jon Leo @jleo110.bsky.social Sailing the boat of life w/ God. ABC, BU/Pardee ‘11. Naval Officer, #ATLUTD supporter. Loves Hip Hop, Naval Hist., Star Wars, games, trains. Views=mine, not USN
Riley @msrileyguprz.bsky.social Klingon enthusiast and angry nerd.
naychuq jey'naSngan!
Formerly borb of war on twitter.
(she/her)
Adam J Schmidt @adamjschmidt.com Husband, father, UMD MBA, recovering political junkie, former 68W, current EMT. @U2 fan. Grateful @Heidijschmidt.bsky.social puts up with me. What's next?
Rookie City Det. Sergeant @rookiecitycop.bsky.social Forever a Rookie. Detective Sergeant working towards a better world. Millennial. Iraq War Vet. Poker Player. Cancer Survivor. Trauma Survivor.
#ShibaInu
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social yea, it’s me.
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social (StillNotAnMP on Twitter). Migrating from “the bad place.” Sociology | IT Management | Katseye EyeKon!!!!
MSgt Rando @msgtrando.bsky.social 
CyberOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social Perpetually semi-retired American rugby player. Very retired U.S. Army NCO. Cyber operations professional. Mediocre Jesus follower. Guitar player. Watches & menswear for veterans. Views are mine, likes/RPs/quotes != endorsements
Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
Petite she-hulk @polapetite.bsky.social
God country and family
Probably watching baseball
Carter has escaped the desert @carterstro.bsky.social Enjoys rotary wing aviation.
Sometimes logical, always emotional, posts are still mine and not the official position of the DOD ETC ETC
n i k @thehufflepuff.bsky.social here I is 
Just Another @oopymmas.bsky.social Mediocre human being; not a cheese nor doctrine expert, but I know some things. 
Meri Piro @merii3.bsky.social 📍JBLM
husband, father, army officer. Jerry Dillard stan account. 3x winner of the playa hata of the year award.
Maki Thee Martian @astroeustice.bsky.social Flight Test Engineer & aspiring Astronaut |Air Force | Brooke Owens Fellow alumnae |
Streamer | Aggie |
personal views =/= employer | she/her
Uncle Traveling Jake @lostmidwesterner.bsky.social Seek and speak truth to power. Black Lives Matter. Support your unions!
He/Him.
Amy P @amypetro.bsky.social 💓✨💖🤪🌸💅🏻
Ready, Aye, Ready for a Nap @aye-nap.bsky.social Naval dude stuck in-land; he/them/him/they 🍁⚓
No one who uses the term "woke" as a pejorative is a decent human being; @aye_nap on Twitter
Trav @t-rav-bo.bsky.social Dad. Husband. Boonie dog parent. Geek.
Airman. Civil Air Patrol. 
Erik the Redleg @eriktheredleg.bsky.social Unrepentant New Englander now living in the Western US. Artilleryman with the best job in the Army. 
andi. @combatmeatball.bsky.social U.S. Army Armor officer, extremely amateur bodybuilder, just doin the dang thing
jmut84 🌻 @jmut84.bsky.social 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦
UMD Alum ‘10 🐢
Orioles⚾️ Spirit⚽️ USWNT⚽️ Ravens🏈 Books📚
Tammy Smith 🏳️🌈 🐸 @smitht1986.bsky.social Soldier for Life. The most lethal weapon on the battlefield is your brain. Trust your instincts. I’m probably not what you were expecting. Nice IRL. signal @SmithT1986.56 Secret Pentagon social media influencer
Mike J @mikejason.bsky.social Once a Soldier; NATO & Allies matter. History, Food and Typos. CivMil & Professional Ethic. Government is Serious Business for Serious People. Tanks. Decency. St. Francis and Leo stan account. Delete and block liberally.
Not Stanley Tucci.
All views own.
Pat Donahoe @patdonahoearmy.bsky.social Retired Army guy. Owner of a small dog. 
Strategy Badger @errantstrategry.bsky.social Strategery. Bombays 🐈⬛. #GoBlue. Good 🍺 and human powered 🚴🏼. #doepicshit. Opinions are shitty, typis are freee.
Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social Failing to make myself better, one post at a time.
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Space Lawyer @spacelawyer.bsky.social My legal practice is out of this world. Michigan Wolverine x2 (and 1 of whatever McGill is). MilSky. Veteran of GWOT-ish era, 2 different Wars on Drugs, and the Ever Righteous Eternal War on Ohio State. My views do not reflect those of my employer.
Matt Eminem @legalleadtheway.bsky.social | Law of War | LOAC | Int’l Humanitarian Law |
The steel of freedom does not stain.
Personal opinions, no employer endorsement, nothing here is legal advice.
RLTW!
Racc @ltracc.bsky.social misanthropic trashbear washposting 2008
Marc Jason @marcwjason.bsky.social Husband and father. Battalion Commander, Tiger 6. World traveler, reader of books, SCUBA, self-appointed member of the Papaya Army Formula 1, Georgia Southern Eagles. Decency matters.
CK DexterHaven @ckshowalter.bsky.social Chief Cat wrangler @HouseOfPotats. I foster cats and tiny kittens. I also do pet hospice mentoring. companionanimalpawspice@gmail.com
Home of KittenHappyHour/Emergency Kitten
♿️ Long🦠,🐈, TexPat, CO, Wx
teRR (he/him) @whereismy240.bsky.social I wish we are meeting under a better bridge. Idiot, marine, engineer. have you seen my m240?
Abbie-Jo @abbiejo.bsky.social scam likely. she/her
soph @forcecaptaincatra.bsky.social lighthouse enthusiast. lover of nintendo & iced coffee & haiku. army officer.
Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social "Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
"You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself. 
Nerdy G.I. James 🤓🪖📚🧠🍺🥃🗳️ @nerdygi.bsky.social Veteran Advocate | Beer-Bourbon-Mead Tinkerer | @ncstate.bsky.social AROTC ‘94 & M.Ed. '22 🐺 | Ex-Army Intel @us_sams '08 | @VetTheVote.bsky.social | N.C. Election Official
Rebecca @rebeccamcall.bsky.social - H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social Same part-time officer waging the same war on Leaders Eat Last, now with 0% muskiness.
The Intellectual Savage @theintellectsav.bsky.social Embracing my inner Savage, cultivating my inner Intellectual. All opinions my own, reposts are not endorsement.
Tyler @tatteddogdad.bsky.social I’m not lost, I just don’t know where the trail is
AN/PRC-148 MBITRsweet Symphony @classywarfare.gobirds.online I provide kinetic solutions to geopolitical problems; US security adviser to Atropia; a humble dingus; Go birds (say it back); he/him
Benny Bragan @bennybragan.bsky.social Retired Army, SoCal native, PNW by choice. I like dogs, sports, music, and human rights. 
Katharsis @anykat.bsky.social Sarcastic Yogi | Bookworm | Former Weather Forecaster | Healthcare Enthusiast | Physical Therapist | Neurorehabilitation
My spirit animal has rabies.
OutNmbrdByBoys @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social Social Worker, Mom, former Milspo, mostly former endurance athlete, avid reader. I care deeply about things. She/her
B-Roll Benny @brollbenny.com Bearded Imposter
XO of all Things @xoofxos.bsky.social Deputy Assistant Kitten Wrangler.
Star Wars Stan. Y Wings 4-ever. Former conservative turned angry liberal. Retired Army LTC, inveterate RPG player, forever DM. Trans rights are human rights. Married to @MKKraemer. Most cromulent skeets.
Nicholas Wright @nibrwr.me husband, father, Sooner, Army Sig-O
http://nibrwr.me/social
Above Rebroach @aboverebroach.bsky.social DnD nerdery. BG3 arms dealer. Human rights over property rights. Tell your cats I love them. She/her.
Tim Gautier @orryn.bsky.social Ex Sr QA Engineer @ Epic Games
Druid in a concrete forest. Environment Art for myself on my own time (artstation.com/timgautier)
Opinions here are mine
He/Him
Matt Sampson @theuntrainedlens.bsky.social Okinawa/US based digital and film photographer.
🎞 1990 Pentax LX and 1994 Nikon F50D
📷 Fujifilm XT-4
Big 🎞 Mamiya 645
Buy Prints Here: https://theuntrainedlens.darkroom.com/
IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_untrained_lens?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Dive season ski @ski2point0.bsky.social I’ve found a new cloud to yell at
Meatwad Ron: Summer of Ron @wrenispinkle.bsky.social "Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."
falo português 🇧🇷
she/her
baseball and hot dog enjoyer
Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think, and the more anxiously I inquire, the less I seem to know...Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly. This is enough
Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better.
Him/his
Re/tired CJ @ceejay2001.bsky.social Retired Army CW4. @justacjthing on the other site. Fuck Elon and fuck Trump.
Dr. Julie Chernov @drjchernov.bsky.social Professor. #PSC #IR. Author. Becoming Jihadis: Radicalization & Commitment in Southeast Asia @ oxfordacademic. Why Terrorists Quit @Cornellpress. Terrorist Behavior. CVE. How Terror Cells are Constructed. Repatriation. SE Asia. Equality for all.
Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social AKA Dubanka. Military, IR, FP, dumb jokes, superheroes, spirited flirt, bigot smasher, retired soldier, field grade hater, DYLF. “Dangerous devil.” “Oozes sensuality.” He/him.
Andrew @wardo188.bsky.social Cavalry Officer and 40k nerd. Views are my own.
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet. 
John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social Maximum Hearts host, Magitek Armor Pilot. Fitness/JRPGs/horror/whiskey. Your incredibly handsome, muscular dad. Former Marine/Counterintelligence Agent. I look angry in person, and I probably am.
Mike Stucka @mikestucka.bsky.social Dad. Doofus. Data dork. Now Florida Man.
Coffee tastes absolutely horrible.
snayley bug 🐌🐞🐝 @hailsvictoria.bsky.social ancient forest creature & cat mom
♊☀️♎🌙♋⬆️
they/them
Tony Stark @tonystark.bsky.social Author of the novel, EX SUPRA. Buy it here: https://www.amazon.com/Ex-Supra-Tony-Stark/dp/B0B6L9TD6J/ref=nodl_?dplnkId=f9e567ed-9cbb-4a51-9ebe-37646193cff5
Sequel: Duality, coming soon.
Substack: Breaking Beijing.
Podcast: WarTalk (ChinaTalk)
⌬ In my MoonMoon Era ⌬ @phobosdeimos.bsky.social Mostly just random, but on occasion have been known to wax poetic/get super nerdy about: CBRN/CWMD, nuclear weapons, deterrence, etc.
Cathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us Medium Humanoid (Paladin), Lawful Good
AC 18 (plate armor)
HP 67 (6d10 + 31)
Speed 30 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
16 12 16 15 8 18
Condition Immunities: Frightened
UnacceptableOne @unacceptableone.bsky.social Same awful person, different platform.
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
NDKirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann.bsky.social Over-educated cat lady / NATO nerd & NAFO fan / All opinions are my own / Not official and definitely not serious / was @ndkirschmann at the old hangout
Cosgrove_Outdoors @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social @pandamom.bsky.social's Fella, Kilkee Livin’ West of Ireland Hairy Dog Owner, Long Distance Walker, Birder, VERY Amateur Photographer, Former French Foreign Legion.
"Irish By Birth, Munster By The Grace Of God"
@conflictwatch.bsky.social
🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪
cj @ijuicius.bsky.social I enjoy things, mostly gaming. I want to go to space. Be decent & don’t be a dick. ✌🏾 ⚭ 🖤- @USArmy CWO Ret.
👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social Former Naval Officer (Surface Snipe). Engineer who likes all STEAM+Humanities. Memes, gifs, and willingness to listen. Views don't reflect employer. He/him.
Legal Eagle @allthingscivil.bsky.social Hot takes on the law, the military, my dogs, and lunch • עם ישראל חי • я ненавижу коммунистов
Russell “RPG” Ziskey @rpg-volley.bsky.social We’re in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it.- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
CavRTK 🇲🇨 @cavrtk.bsky.social I help others in their #RelentlessPursuitForBetter
Daniel @defnotdoc.bsky.social “He talks a lot for someone who doesn’t say very much.”
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social Still your dad. Still proud of you. Still Gen Hummel's nephew.
Puff, that lightsaber Airman @puffrolsen.bsky.social Leader of Airmen/Lifter of heavy objects/Lightsaber aficionado/mediocre author (KR Paul)
Awesomely dorky
Follow/💜/RT≠endorsement Views my own
soonergrunt @soonergrunt.bsky.social Remember this: Try
Nola Barrett @nolabarrett.bsky.social Everyone's favorite aunt--you know, the cool one.
she/her
TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social Personally irrelevant, Textile Tinkerer, Sewist, Tailor, amateur photographer. I do recreations of 16th-17th c. Clothing as time allows and recently became a vintage sewing machine enthusiast. PayPal @tinkeringtomtextiles , Venmo @Thomas-Frank-38
Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social Sci fi and Fantasy Author. Holocaust and Genocide Historian. Host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Toro @t0r0.bsky.social I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast planes, whiskey, and you...what else you need to know? RIO/WSO • attorney • dread pirate • opinions own #AnytimeBaby
VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social Do not offend the Capybara of Justice!® She is wise & terrible... Civil Lit Paralegal, former ink-stained wretch, & #USCoastGuard vet, Occasional Irish Musician; #LongBeach #LBC_Represent! #GeekNationRepresent!
Nathan Strang @navystrang.bsky.social Making global trade easier @flexport | Former S-3B/P-3C/MIW @usnavy | @ManhattanEdu & @uofsandiego | Displaced NYer | #billsmafia | 一期一会
JustAnotherStaffPuke @yeti6ancient.bsky.social Testing the waters here. Dad, Husband, Executive, Military Officer. I geek on: Supply Chain, Data Analytics, Continuous Improvement, Military History, MSU Spartans, Pittsburgh Penguins, and Warhammer 40k.
Chris @alaskavet.bsky.social Living in the frozen tundra
A Major Turbonerd @moist.dad I contain multitudes; an old pilot trying to make more old pilots. Illinois! Very food motivated. Views not those of the DoD or US Gov't. He/him.
Shannon, Mistress of Shenanigans @shay3322.bsky.social Welcome to the madness. Be prepared for politics, dad jokes, puns, and analytical shenanigans. You’ve been warned.
Buckle up.