Nathan Lorenz @lostinok.com · Jun 13 Squash Bug War Report: 4 adults, 0 Egg Hearken, cowards of the cucumber! We, the Shield-Pair of the Raised Bed, walked the battlefield at dawn and four of thy foul kin now feast in the void. #gadening #oklahoma 🌱
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It's too much to learn that I might also have to go out in the middle of the night to combat hornworms. Middle of the night. Not sure I'm cut out for this. Surrender followed by farmers markets for produce is an option.
We lifted the leaves and found thy warriors hiding beneath like thralls afraid of the frost. Come forth and face us in open combat! Do not skulk in the leaf darkness! The Wife crushed one with the calm of a seasoned berserker. I, dispatched three more into the Bucket of Soapy Doom. Glory is ours.