Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11h

I love Ryan Gosling.

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Mr. Horror4H · 7h

It's because he tried to do their 2 for $20 but didn't have ID.

a frolicking baby in summer 🌭 · 11h

we should petition applebee's to rescind the ban

DetroitLionsFan · 11h

He was only doing what nobody else would do. Now I can’t say what that was, just that nobody else was willing to do it. So thank you, Ryan Gosling.

Dollop of Mayo 🫠 · 11h

he killed three men in an Applebee's now those killings needed done, and nobody who knew those men thought less of Ryan for having killed them but Applebee's Law is harsh, and absolute

cel · 11h

I read that he worked at Chili’s for awhile. ‘What’s the difference,’ he asked himself. ‘Really, WHAT’s the difference?’ But after close one night, as he ate his free meal, he thought, “Am I eatin’ good right now? Am I eatin’ good in the neighborhood?” Through bitter tears, he whispered, “No.”

FabuAL · 11h

All down to the now court ordered redacted 1992 pickle incident ! Shame on you Ryan shame!

Dan Beaton 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 · 10h

Applebee’s has Chefs ?

Bluesky Greengrass · 11h

Big Papyrus got him blacklisted from Applebee's!

M. Velez · 10h

It's because every Applebee's is technically a diplomatic post for the nation of Montenegro, where he's a wanted criminal.

David Waldman · 11h

Has he considered running for president in order to remedy this?