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A die-cut sticker on a cork background featuring a grumpy white ghost holding a coffee cup, with the text "Death Before Decaf" written around it.
William Shakespeare had a banana tattoved on his neck.
"I never wanted to a chef at act. wanted to be / Applebee's, but I am legally not allowed to set foot in any Applebee's." -Ryan Gosling
An enamel pin shaped like a black and white orca whale holding a small knife in its mouth.
By the year 2050, falling satellites are expected to cause four million deaths per month.
A dingo is not a real animal.
A woven blanket featuring a black-and-white landscape of a lone hiker walking along a snowy path through a dense pine forest.
Ecstacy is legal in Alabama.
1 Weatherman: Drive with caution, there is a dense fog advisory. 2 Guy *looks out window.* 3 Dense fog: A pound of bricks has to weigh more than a pound of feathers. It just has to. 4 Guy: Wow it’s dense alright.
The smallest thing ever photographed is a dime.
A rectangular black enamel pin with white and red text that reads "SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS."
Red pandas are actually purple.
All of your blood is held in your feet.
A hand holds up a die-cut sticker featuring a black panther with a red mouth and a spiked pink collar, framed by a pink heart and two banners that read "FUCK ALL FASCIST SCUM" in old English lettering against a colorful, iridescent backdrop.
Arrow pointing from number to BIGGER NUMBER. Help Us Make the Number Bigger $1111 raised $1000m goal
80% of the world's population has listened to Radiohead's "Kid A"
"I wish - had red hair. People say gingers aren't lucky, but they are." " -Samuel L. Jackson
A gold-rimmed enamel pin featuring a cute, smiling pink axolotl wearing a colorful flower crown on its head.
The average human blinks six times every ten minutes,
Crows have been trained to sweep chimneys.
A woven blanket featuring a dark background with an intricate, scientific-style illustration of various species of jellyfish in shades of pink, white, and translucent blue.
Abraham Lincoln believed cats could disguise themselves as humans.
A decorative metal enamel pin shaped like a stylized wooden Trojan horse on wheels, featuring brown and cream grain patterns.
May 24th is "National Wear Buckets Instead of Shoes Day"
Barrista: Can I have a name for the cup please? Customer: Let's call him Cuppington.
The only difference between table salt and pink Himalayan sea salt is the price.
A rectangular embroidered patch with a dark teal background and a thick orange border. The words "UNLIKEABLE WOMAN" are stitched in pink, centered between two horizontal rows of small, colorful embroidered flowers.
"I've invented a new kind of facial hair. It's like a beard, without all that chin bullshit.' " NEWS NETWORI -Ted Turner
Parachutes work by lowering the air's gravity.
A circular enamel pin featuring a grumpy, fluffy cat with green eyes holding a kitchen knife, surrounded by the text "DO HARM" at the top and "TAKE SHIT" at the bottom.
0.1% of babies are born with a full beard.
If you multiply any number by two and subtract four it equals seven.
A rectangular, woven throw blanket featuring a light-colored baby goat standing in the center, surrounded by an ornate border of muted blue, gold, and cream-colored flowers and foliage on a deep green background. The blanket has a decorative fringed edge.
Russia sold Alaska to the United States for a bottle of vodka and three potatoes.
[In a shop] Animal: Can I buy this for half price? Shrew: Sure! Animal: Really? I heard you were a shrewd businessman. Shrew: I think you misheard. I'm a shrew businessman. Shrew: I'm a real pushover when it comes to haggling.
went Blockbuster bankrupt shortly after it introduced Free Plental Fridays.
A gold-outlined enamel pin of a muscular, bright green frog wearing a brown weightlifting belt and lifting a barbell over its head.
Bumper cars are the leading cause of childhood death.
Italians can breathe underwater.
A white, rectangular sticker with rounded corners on a cork background. The sticker features a cartoon envelope with an angry face, rosy cheeks, and the text "This E-mail Better" above it and "Find You Before I Do" below it.
"In retrospect, I suppose I can see how the shampoo commercial where I ripped off my Klan hood to reveal blackface underneath could be interpreted as having racist undertones." -Sydney Sweeney
People with narcolepsy do not dream.