I wish I could unlearn this.
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Pinguin · 1d
so then cutting them off would make me immune to vampires, got it
Bumbles Bounce · 1d
I've also heard that men hold all their semen in their heads and that's why we have to think with our penises.
Toft · 1d
Fun fact, both the ankle and the knee joints are configured so they help pump blood out of your lower extremities, and the veins in your legs have one way valves. Just some of the weird shit I learnt after smashing my ankle.
doGKnows · 1d
That’s why they’re shaped like beer steins. Holds the liquid in place.
Temu Bob Ross · 1d
I mean yeah, remove the feet and a person will bleed out
amberkitty · 1d
Feet guys are vampires, I knew it
Dithery Old Person · 1d
It’s so obvious. Gravity, you know. It works.
Ernesto Rodera · 1d
Left foot.
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interesting 🫠
@rafram.bsky.social · 1d
That's why walking barefoot is so dangerous
Libby · 1d
True, though. Doc gave me a steroid shot in my foot and I bled all over the floor. Gave me a shot in my hip and therexwas just one tiny red dot. I think he may still be mopping my blood off the floor.
OLD CRIED PANTS · 20h