Biscuit

@biscuit.dev

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Totally legit CEO of BLUE-SKY. iOS @ <place>, previously Twitter, Tumblr, etc. I like to goof around with technology & occasionally hack it. Formerly @lunchables.pizza

A cut out advertisement from a Sears catalog. There's a stand up vacuum cleaner that has wood paneling on different parts of it. It has white plastic otherwise, with a nice floral pattern bag. There's also a picture of some accessories. There is a lot of text describing the vacuum cleaner as well, but it's really just telling you what you already know: it's a vacuum cleaner.
An advertisement that goes like this: HUGO . . man of a thousand faces. $11.44 Hugo can be anything. Facial disguises easily adhere with special non-toxic glue included. 13-in Hugo can be a puppet too. Plastisol head, vinyl hands. Includes cloak, nylon wig, moustache, scars, false noses, eyeglasses and more. Ages 5 to 11. Not for ages under 3, because of small parts. Shipping weight 1 lb. 6oz. Hugo is just kinda looking off into the abyss. He's a white male wearing a sweater or blue potato sack, it's unclear. There's a 3 by 3 grid of various Hugo disguises next to him.
A photo of a cars dashboard with a small digital display that has some trip information on it. It also has the outdoor temperature, 108F.
A screenshot of Binary Ninja on macOS that shows symbols from a new private framework named Biscuits.framework. The highlighted symbol is named Biscuits.UnverifiedBiscuit.
A pink starfish laying on some rocks. It looks like it has a butt.
A brick store with a sign that says “Refill Renew”
Image: a screenshot on black background that reads Your [delta symbol]E [subscript]OK JND (I have no idea what this means) Then it reads my score: 0.0040 Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.
A photo of my son sitting on the floor reading a book titled “Goon with the Spoon”
The trunk of a blue Tesla that's covered in a lot of road salt. The Tesla logo is orange (UVA colors) and the license plate is a "Friends of Coal" novelty plate that says "Friends of Coal - The power Behind America's Future." The license plate number itself is AI-PWR.
An animorphs style poster with a photo of Guy Fieri (man with spiky blonde hair and a goatee) transforming into a man with a brown combover and clean shaven face.
A black box containing customized Oreos within it. Two pink anime ahegao faces are visible.
A Reddit advertisement from eBay that says "Create a Home You Love on eBay". Under this title, there's a yellow machine with lots of injectors titled "Automotive Fuel Injector Cleaning Machine Ultrasonic Cleaning Tool 220v/110". There are currently no upvotes.
A tub of Homestead vanilla ice cream, Mountain Dew Energy Drink (Amp), and a mason jar with both of the previous things mixed.
A screenshot of something called "Man Cereal" from the Man Cereal website. There are three boxes labeled "Salted Fudge - Classic, decadent & dominating", "Fruity - Loud, juicy, & legendary", and "Maple Bacon - Sweet, smoky, & sigma". The boxes are white and have a picture of a little sphere on each box. I believe the sphere is the cereal.
An orange tabby cat sitting on a blue couch. There is a yellow Hak5 WiFi Pineapple pager sitting on a white table, which is next to the couch and cat.
An orange tabby cat staring at a small toddler with pale skin and short brown hair. The cat is standing on a small green pet couch.
A sleeping orange tabby cat sitting on a pink flower pillow.
An orange tabby cat purring very loudly while petting pet by his owner.
An adult man sticking out his tongue while looking through a door. There’s a boy wearing a red sweatshirt looks back (with his hands on said door)
A small child in a blue dinosaur jacket playing with a yellow light on a concrete bridge.
An orange tabby cat with a sleepy and annoyed expression on his face. Both of his ears are pointed sideways, kind of like an elf.
A long orange tabby cat stretching out on a blue couch.
A bottle of Empirical Doritos alcohol sitting on a light wooden table. Next to the bottle of alcohol, there is a blue and bright green pie box that says “Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.” It also says “Yours by a Slice of Luck.”
An orange tabby cat’s looking really close at the camera lens. Most of the view is a slightly blurry orange cat looking super cute.
Dale Gribble from King of the Hill waking up in a hospital realizing that his kidney is gone. The surgeon is trying to calm him down.
A screenshot with the following text: Prescription required before appointment The following vaccine(s) require a prescription in the patient's state. Please contact the patient's healthcare provider to obtain the prescription(s) prior to their vaccine appointment. • COVID-19
An orange cat smelling a purple soft drink and a brown Taco Bell bag. In the background, the movie “The Chronicles of Riddick” is playing.
A orange and black zabulon skipper (a species of butterfly) sitting on a pepper plant leaf. The leaf is green and has water droplets on it. There’s a brick wall in the background.
A line chart comparing the temperature and CO2 content of my upstairs bedroom. To summarize, I keep the temperature between 74 and 76 degrees F, while the CO2 concentration is 1,000-1,400.
A photo of my Tesco birthday cake sandwich. I put too much icing/preserves on the bread, so it's overflowing from the sandwich on a white plate. The sandwich is cut in half. In the background, my son is eating peas and carrots.
Del Rio (middle aged white man) from Halo 4 with a smug look on his face
A bottle of decorating sugar, a loaf of slice brioche bread, a jar of strawberry preserves, and a can of buttercream icing in a shopping cart
A bag of Skittle Littles, a can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra, and five Spam musubis that were way larger than expected
A red coffee mug full of milk, a white bag of Nutella biscuits, and a bag of Buc-ee’s dark chocolate espresso beans sitting on a bamboo desktop.
The vinyl of Hollywood Undead - Swan Songs next to the vinyl of the Cloud Atlas soundtrack. Both are sitting on top of a blue play mat.
Future Tom Hanks from the Cloud Atlas looking unsure while looking off into the distance
A screenshot of the iOS Spotlight screen with the following search results: - on g m f - xf in. g mm yt - xf in. - I’m p m
A tiny green pepper growing on a pepper plant.
A Nintendo Switch one with purple and orange joycons, a new Nintendo Switch 2 playing Pokémon Violet, and a translucent purple Steam Deck stacked next to each other on a wooden table. The Steam Deck is the largest device, following by the Switch 2, and then the original Switch.
A screenshot with the text "What time is it?"
A meme with the Undertaker behind AJ Styles (two white men in the WWE) with the word "PHP" on the Undertaker and the words "Ruby, Go, Javascript" on AJ Styles.
An orange cat sniffing an open squeeze tube of vanilla ice cream. There is a bag of Martin’s BBQ chips and a bag of Dynamite Dinosaur cookies next to the ice cream. A game video is playing in the background.
A TV is playing is Jerry Spring in the background. There is a bag of Dynamite Dinosaur cookies, bag of candy Martin’s BBQ chips, and a pouch of soft serve ice cream.
A yellow Pikachu edition Gameboy Advance SP playing the detonation clip from the movie “Oppenheimer”
Text that says "I (missing emoji goes here, probably the Apple logo) React Native"
The translucent blue Halo 3 vinyl playing on an record player. The record player has a wooden exterior.
An orange cat attempting to boom my son. My son is wearing a green/blue/white striped shirt. They are on a blue couch.
A screenshot of DoorDash Gift Cards from the DoorDash app. It claims that it can deliver gift cards from 2369.9 miles away in 115 minutes.
A photo of me (a white guy with brown hair wearing a purple T-shirt and sunglasses) and my son (toddler strapped to my chest) standing with the protesters on the sidewalk
Me and my son (both pale, I have short brown hair and my son has longer curly brown hair) sticking out our tongues at the camera. I am wearing a purple T-shirt and my son is wearing a striped onesie with a bib that says “Zillow Group”
An orange cat lying in the sun on a blue couch.
Game footage from the game REPO, which involves a few little cylinder blob people working together to collect loot from procedurally generated job sites. Similar to Murky Divers & Lethal Company
The epic handshake meme with Cocoapods on one side and SPM on the other. In the middle, it says “require perfect networking”
A photo of me (curly brown hair, white guy, eyes closed) wearing a vet cone in a PetCo. My mouth is open like I’m screaming.
An orange tabby cat wearing a yellow sunflower hat around his head.
A small orange cat sniffing a can of Baja Blast Zero. Next to the Baja Blast Zero, there are a few other Mountain Dew cans lined up. In order, the flavors of the cans are Baja Punch, Major Melon Zero, Baja Blast Zero, Dew S A, Baja Blast, Cake Smash, and Baja Flash.
Me (white male with brown hair, a brown beard, and black glasses) and my son (a baby with brown hair) walking in the snow while making silly faces at the camera.
A plastic Taco Bell cup containing Mountain Dew Baja Blast. The text under the cup says “Dirty MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® Dream Soda”
A screenshot with the following text: LaunchServices Available for: iPhone XS and later, iPad Pro 13-inch, iPad Pro 12.9-inch 3rd generation and later, iPad Pro 11-inch 1st generation and later, iPad Air 3rd generation and later, iPad 7th generation and later, and iPad mini 5th generation and later Impact: An app may be able to fingerprint the user Description: This issue was addressed with improved redaction of sensitive information. CVE-2025-24117: Michael (Biscuit) Thomas (@biscuit@social.lol)
A record player playing the No Man’s Sky OST