lyndsay @magpie.tips · 22d Went to see a house today that really made me question how open minded I can be about a kitchen layout
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Every sink had water damage that looked like it had been chronically used as a child's water table, somehow.
The sink and its counter decided they wanted NO PART of that kitchen and started to back away, hoping no one would notice.
why the continental divide in the middle of the kitchen?
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Oh, no no no no. This does not work
I'm assuming water/sewer hookups are in the external wall?
That needs the Event Horizon dolly zoom set up on it
The water damage is from tossing dirty pans across the kitchen into a full sink of dishwater like a game of cornhole
Why does it look like each of the sink, the stove, and the fridge are in the spidey standoff? duckduckgo.com?q=standoff+i...
Somehow in the pic you sent me the sink island did not seem like it was 800 nautical miles away from the rest of the counter
Oh dear that’s horrible
sinks with threatening auras
that is worse than the layout in my kitchen, somehow
I'm so stressed by everything in that