Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · May 29 Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?
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This sounds like a purely hypothetical question if ever there was one.
I hear Scott Baio might be available?
Hanging with Ted Nugent prepping their new band Supertrump. With songs from their forthcoming album "No Breakfast in America" like: "Take a Lotta Bit" "Take away Your Home" "It's Raining Again and Again and Again" "Gonna Deport the Dreamers" "Bloody Well Rights Taken Away" And more.
Kid Rock is busy directing helicopter traffic outside his backwoods cabin.
*smiles in Schaudenfreude*
Pretty sure Kid Rock is working as a pool cleaner.
This is hilarious 😂
Bahahahhaa...... Anyone left that attends are cult members.
And Lara Trump??
Noncefest
LARA, ONLY LARA, ALWAYS LARA, FOREVER LARA!!!
Hanging... Their heads in shame!
This is priceless! 🤩
There's no way that they both are booked somewhere else that particular day
They will be flying in on a military plane ordered by Hegseth and land in the crowd. Now some people may be killed but what a entrance!
I love this for Orange Leader. So much. 😂
Headliner is just gonna be Toby Keith's corpse with some peanut butter shoved in the mouth to make it look like his lips are moving.
There’s always Roseanne Barr
Kid Rock - The Younger Years
Heard they’re available
Maybe Rob Schneider will make an appearance?
Good question
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Hahahahahaha!!! Sadly, we have nothing to celebrate. The US is a failed state and a white nationalist festival is not a celebration.
Got a feeling Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood are going to end up being the only two who show up.😉
Hopefully somewhere on the Death Star before ... well, you know.
PRESIDENT ZELENSKY REGRETS TO INFORM TWITLER THAT HE WILL BE UNABLE TO PERFORM AT HIS AMERICA 250 CONCERT. 🤷🏻♂️🍆🎹 #DonaldTrump #Loser #VlodymyrZelensky #WienerErWinner youtu.be/oua0Puihrkc?...
What about Ted Nugent?
Even Milli Vanilli won't lip sync to that
Branson, if I had to guess.
I keep seeing Milli Vanilli out here and I’m like… tf? I lived through their exposure… who? when? and what the actual fuck?
Props to all who cancelled. Special recognition to the Time who has ALWAYS been: C - O - O - L!
Even Bret Michaels is out?? 😂 Allegedly he didn't feel safe 🤷🏽♂️
Is Kid Rock allowed out of JFK's sauna yet?
If Milli Vanilli is backing out, you're definitely in serious trouble.
Teaching Kevin sorbo how to sing apparently
In England vanilla ice is considered a 1 shit wonder. Shoulda stayed that way.
Man I was curious The Commodores. It's pretty obvious to anyone with a functioning brain this is a propaganda government kept on life support by oligarchs that are DESPERATELY trying to help pretend people like this fascist. You lose a few billionaires help and the fake support is gone.
DJ Ravi Drums again all 16 days? Lol Only talent on inauguration 2017!
I lost respect for Lee Greenwood when he started supporting Trump!!!
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The Statler Bros. Are free
Fucking Robbie Van Winkle, man…
Lol you know it's bad when Millie vanilli is canceling on you lol
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Vanilla Flo who??
Kid Rock is gonna parachute out of an Army helicopter and land on Lee Greenwood
Shhhh- it was SUPPOSED TO BE a surprise 😮
I will celebrate America’s 250th when we get America back 🇺🇸
I thought that Lee Greenwood had been deported.
Milli Vanilli is performing again?! 🤯
And Ted Nugent. Did he die and I missed it? I haven't heard anything about him in a few years.
Or Ted Nugent, with Eric Clapton/Van Morrison as backup?
What? No Village People? How is Dimwit going to do his dance?
He should try for his good buddy Ted Nugent, performing his song "Jailbait," at his Nazifest.
At this rate they're going to end up with "Eric Blowing on a Comb" and "Ivanka's Amazing Tambourine Stylings" as their headline acts.
Don’t forget Nugent!!
Day 496 of 1462 - The Short Fingered Vulgarian FAT! Donald’s medical report released & Donald himself “fudged” numbers to show he’s THREE-TENTHS of a point shy of being clinically OBESE aka FAT One should “Be Best” like Melania says & NOT call Donald: A Short Fingered Vulgarian or Obese aka FAT!
How dare you forget Ted Nugent!
Seriously hoping the two remaining performers kill each other while fighting to see who’s the top bill.
Whew, I was afraid Brett Michaels might not drop out.
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The final list will consist of: Kid (from under a ) Rock and Ted ( barred from performing at Native American venues) Nugent. Then they'll have all the other MAGAt originals like Giuliani and the My Pillow clown speak. Maybe Lindsey Graham can spend an hour sucking up to his cult leader too.
By the way, to hell with you, Vanilla Ice. Have some integrity.
Well, kid rock is standing by his pool waiting for another army helicopter. And Lee, bless his heart, is still trying to get out of the Walmart bathroom.
Will they force service members to attend?
Just added to the line up:
What about kashapp's girlfriend or old horse face the one that is married to his least favourite child 🤔 I'm sure they are both available 😉
Hiding.
It just wouldn't be a Trump event without The Village People.
Don’t forget Ted Nugent.
Ted Nugent's available. If he's not killing something. And he's easily as sick as the rest.
Someone should tell them that backing out of an event you decided to play at because of public pressure doesn't gain you any points because you had already agreed to attend.
They’ll only be available for pre-recorded appearances, and those only if they’re badly dubbed.
Hilarious
Maybe the cabinet can all wear their gifted clown shoes and balance a ball on their noses in between acts.
No one in their right mind wants to associated with that piece of shit, and honestly, who could blame them. I don't wish anyone ill but his obituary can't come fast enough. Just sayin 💙
I'm surprised anyone is left on that list.
Someone else suggested Lara Trump being the headliner. I wholeheartedly endorse that idea. MAGA will love it.
Lol. I was just saying that Kid Rock will be headlining soon.
I was going to say probably that stupid Rock the Country tour. But the tour doesn’t start until June 26 in Gonzales Louisiana, and the orange antichrist Trump was born of a jackal on June 14,1946,literally conceived just months after Hitler blew his own brains out. Anyways,it ain’t because the tour.
I'm beginning to think that bigotry isn't quite as popular & pervasive as we've been lead to believe. I see alot of white communities standing up for POC & their immigrant neighbors & friends. They want us to accept their insane & indefensible beliefs about race. But I think for maybe the 1st /1
Or Ted Nugent.
For Kid Rock, not enough underaged girls.
Maybe Trump can book Max Rebo who generally takes bottom feeding gigs from fat slugs
Sheesh. Kid Rock, dropping in by Black Hawk is supposed to be the surprise special guest. Don't spoil it.
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I was wondering about that. They could fly a military helicopter and hover over his deck to pick him up. Right?!
Is Ted Nugent still alive?
Losers all
Fun Fact: The Constitutional Republic of the USA was FOUNDED in 1789. NOT 1776. In 1776, the Confederate defeated the Brits, leaving 13 ex-colonies to figure out how to cooperate. 1776 is winning the war. 1789 is founding a nation. See the difference?
Who the hell is Flo Rida?
Well, dayum!
They may have to exhume Kid Rock.
I guess Ted Nugent was busy killing animals.
Is it even possible to book a less appealing line up than what they have proposed? What are they doing? asking some 80 year old grandpa who he thinks should play?
Let's be reasonable here. They are desperate, but they aren't "let Kid Rock sing" desperate.
"Sorry Mr. President, Milli Vanilli is just a little out of our reach."
Frantic after being left on read by Trump lol! Useful idiots that have been chewed up and spat out already
Does one ever really need either of them? 🤔
The Commodores have made a decision that was potentially not as easy as Sunday morning but it’s good they aren’t playing at the Brick Shit House. They are much too mighty mighty for that.
Commodores just Zoomed out of Trump’s Carnival of Injustice . “Where everybody can be what they want to be” has survived the brutalization of association with MAGA violence and racism.
They’re scheduled for July 4th!
I'm kinda annoyed at Flo Rida. He has a few songs that are good. Hope he bails. Vanilla Ice you can't really blame him. He is just trying to make money off that ONE FUCKING SONG.
Karma is winning 😉
Ice Flo?
C’mon Flo rida 😫
So Martina dropped out too. I was surprised to even see her on the list
My thought exactly.
It’s kind of sad. Because of who is in the White House, and what they have already done to our country, I don’t feel like we made it 250 years. I don’t give a shit anymore!
I don't understand why they announced all of these people if they supposedly never agreed... Or did they agree and just thought the backlash wouldn't be so fierce? 🤔
The Hudson Brothers just said no....
Flo Rida... time to be like "I don't even know these dudes"
The inventors of the blues The inventors of rock and roll The inventors of house music Amazing painters, books, movies, buildings... So much good art. ... And then there's Grandpa Rock.
Dont forget George Strait.
Has anyone checked RFK Jr’s sauna?
"Freedom" has been diminishing under this administration.
I know where they're not: 🎶 In the navy... 🎶
Don't forget Ted Nugent.
HaHa! And fuck anybody or any band that would actually perform at this freak show.
Now he has to force the Military to attend because not too many people are going to show up! BWAAHHAAA 😁
Don't forget Ted Nugget
Maybe Ted Nugent could do a captive animal hunt to entertain the white trash sports crowd…or Gene Simmons a Kiss oldies review of the most god awful noise ever heard on the planet…or Malaria’s blockbuster “whatever that was” on a constant loop…
Squeezy Peas won’t be there either.
Going bankrupt like their dear leader.
Sat waiting for the call.
Is anyone else missing the blue circle that allows you to post?
"music icons". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 When I think of music icons, the great Vanilla Ice doesn't come to mind. 🤣
Bruh...
My wife on this: Milli Vanilli has more shame than Lindsay Graham.
And Ted Nugent!
I really want to see Kid Rock and RFK Jr. sing a shirtless duet of "God Bless he USA." You know you want that too.
Vanilla Ice? An icon? An ice cone, maybe. An icon, nope.
They can't go get any of the million Trump-throating country singers like Jason Aldean?
Mr. Van Winkle... MAGA through and through!
If they do show up….
Kid Rock is probably too busy flying around in an Apache denigrating Nashville artists, while Lee Greenwood is somewhere between New York and L.A. trying to bless the USA...
He can have AI Perform. 😉🤮😂🤣🦆
Send for Lova Lova They’d be perfect for the cunt m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUw2...
Well there’s always Chachi and his band the motherfuckers
Waiting in the wings. With Men at Work
Kid Rock is probably playing with his toy soldiers. As for Lee Greenwood, he likely doesn't know where he is.
Ooooh! Get out the Bactine, cause that's gotta sting a bit!
I heard Lara trump will now be performing 🙉
The word ‘icon’ is doing a lot of work here
vanilla ice was never cool but he’s dead to me now
Surely a few of the audience can fill in the gaps with their banjos? Bit of duelling banjos, perhaps?
Mike Lindell will be headlining playing the kazoo, JD will be playing sumthing on a couch, kegsbreath has a bottle symphony planned to wrap up the festivities.
What the hell is wrong with Flo rida
I heard these guys were lokking for a gig...
those two men left probably have 12 kids between them and this is their one gig
Haha
I’m guessing the orange thing is on the phone to them now.
Good point! 😂
And no one wants to go(pay) to UFC Cage Fight for his Birthday at the Whitehouse 🤣
Don't worry they will be there. And maybe Ted Nugent will show up too. Think of the size of the crowds.
They could call in Ted Nuggent. He loves Trump AND underage girls.
Maybe it can just be a cage match between Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida?
Not invited? 😂
Maybe Vanilla Ice can do a duet with Geezer Rock.
Kid Rot is cosplaying he is in the army and Lee Grenwood can't escape from the US flag he wrapped himself up in.
Is there a kazoo band looking for a gig?
We need Kid Rock?
Don't forget Ted Nugent!
Where's Nikki Minaj?
Do the KKK have outside interests? Do they have band camp? And therefore a marching band. It's getting desperate 😆 After being subjected to the Village People at the World Cup draw, it's looking like the 250 anniversary will be great for those who truly are tone deaf.
Flo Rida and Vanilla, go figure. You know it's pretty bad when you can't even get Milli Vanilli to lip sync for you.
Given how people reacted to the “ALT” SB show, it would not be surprising that they are staying quiet and hidden to avoid destroying what’s left of their “careers”.
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Bad news for you is that they're probably up in the 4th.
Wait, did 1/2 of Milli Vanilli (minus the fake vocals) cancel, too?
Lee even isn’t proud to be an American by now 😜😂🤡
That is so far. There could be changes coming.
All the big names
Flo Rida
Oh, don't worry, they're available, and sitting by the phone. Every other act is already booked at a county fair for that night.
....fuck kid rock & his racist homophobic ass.. idk why anyone would want to have anything to do with that skuzbucket..
The Kid's suit must be still in the dry cleaners from his visit to the Oval Office and the miasma from Trump's Depends?!
Trick question. No one ever really needs them.
Vanilla Ice will be Under Pressure
Sorbs still has a lot of Cameo slots open. Just sayin... www.cameo.com/ksorbs
And Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley
Maybe they can get Lara Trump? Now there’s a real headliner😏
It looks like they may very well be there....after all😉
I’m just glad Whitesnake didn’t agree to play.
The Village People are not all dead yet
The Great White American State Fair
The Silver Platters have withdrawn.
And Ted NUGENT
It's no secret that Martina McBride is "conservative," but she's one of those artists who has diligently kept politics from destroying her career. You do not have to take the Trump Loyalty Oath to enjoy her music. She has a wonderful voice, a solid catalog. KUDOS to her for abstaining from this.
Kid Rock is at his Tour 250, the one where they had to drop prices to get people to attend as various artists bailed out, on June 27, 28 and early July.
Florida and Vanilla Ice really get the fascists going
Has anyone called Kanye and Ted Nugent?
250 years and the USA comes up with Vanilla Ice...lol