Congratulations to the newlyweds! I declined to attend the wedding for a variety of personal reasons, but mainly because I wasn't invited. 💒
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Beatlemaniac · 17d
I wasn't either.
Grumpy in Michigan · 17d
A beautiful, smart, talented, billionaire marries a soon-to-be washed up football player?? Yeah, that's certainly gonna last...................till maybe next year. It's almost a bigger mismatch than me and my ex. 🙃🙃🙃💕
David Brooks · 17d
That's the MSG chapel?
@titustiger.bsky.social · 17d
America's Royalty?
Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 · 17d
What a gorgeous couple.
@amsterdamia.bsky.social · 16d
omg, enough. No one cares about these two people. chances are they will be divorced within 2 years anyway, there are more pressing matters at hand.
Takhammer · 17d
Won't last
Just say John · 17d
Did they build a church in Madison Square Garden?
Richard Hernaman Allen · 17d
I'm in exactly the same position. Unfortunately, my Qatari given jet is temporarily out of action, as the furnishings need more gold. But I did wish them well.
KMA · 17d
Not invited doesn't mean he couldn't have crashed the wedding. May be busy hitchhiking to a new galaxy.
Sheena Queen of the Jungle 🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 · 17d
😂 Me either.
Keith Kyler Mabumba · 17d
That happens to the best of us even...
𝒲𝒜ℒ𝒯 🇪🇺💯✊🏼💙🌊🏳️🌈🏴🦋🫘🔵 · 17d
Mark, coincidentally, we have that in common.
Rouleur · 17d
Who's that then?
Chaosways · 17d
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Swift.
🌺Miss_EmmaMae🌺 · 17d
Good. Now that I know I wasn't the only one.
Right Where You Left Me · 17d
I love you, Mark! But sharing an AI image is not it. 🤮
Morbidly a Beast ↗️ · 17d
After the divorce, she'll probably start dating Eric Trump.
@judic-wc.bsky.social · 17d
Cute couple. Congratulations
Flemming Madsen 🇩🇰 · 17d
If I am ever getting married, I'm inviting Mark Hamill, just to make sure I don't get such a post about me..
@cjdit.bsky.social · 17d
What a lovely picture.
E Pluribus Unum curmudgeon56 · 17d
All the best for them and their loved ones.
@demsrock2024.bsky.social · 17d
🥰🥰🥰
@nuggetsfan1.bsky.social · 17d
Same here.
Deb Watkins · 13d
Me neither @markhamillofficial.bsky.social! But don't they look happy!
Ron Sparks · 17d
I caught the bouquet 💐, which means I'm gonna be the next one to marry a Kansas City Chief!
PalmTreeSurfer · 17d
Me neither! what are you gonna do. I went to the Portland Rose Garden (WORLD FAMOUS) 🌹
Maud · 17d
I saw so many photo of her in different wedding dress that we could made a catalogue of it… AI was not invited but didn’t care
Bill DelGrosso · 17d
I couldn’t make it either
@sharonleetee.bsky.social · 17d
Same
Jean Ibosh · 17d
But yet a executive of ICE detention contractor was. Very disappointed.
@tearea13.bsky.social · 17d
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Madison · 17d
Classic!
Ingridsp 🫘🦮 🐕💙 · 17d
A man of the people!
@phalsleyconvicted.bsky.social · 17d
She had a concentration camp ceo at her wedding.
@laureoparks.bsky.social · 17d
This isn’t the wedding you’re looking for…
@simongood.bsky.social · 17d
Was Kanye there?
Willow Tree · 16d
Congratulations to a beautiful couple!
@suffolkcanary.bsky.social · 17d
Clearly the force wasn’t with you that day!😉
Patti R. · 17d
Congratulations they are wonderful people.
Diskettenlocher (Binface Fan-Ära) · 17d
Now I know why they introduced an entrance fee to the Kölner Dom.
Sentimentalist · 17d
Many of us are saying the same thing Mark 😀
JJ (just Jen) · 17d
Same dude same.
204 UN · 17d
Should have gone for it!
LollyB · 17d
🤣
ArtFred, White Trash'ist. · 17d
Perhaps the Groom thought you'd do a "Graduate" with his Bride, Mark. It's a sensitive subject, and the other reason Harrison wasn't invited either, Cali said no too.
@westendred.bsky.social · 16d
It’s OK Mark. Neither was I
Vir2ualVibes · 16d
You would have made a great officiator Mark! We've seen you do it before! ❤️❤️❤️ You have the cred! BTW, these two donated about 24 million to various charities before their wedding. Isn't that about the same amount of $$$$ The Trump family stole from Kids with Cancer?
Sherrerd · 17d
You had me going for a second there, Mark. 🤩
The Wonder Ears · 17d
Taylor and Travis: "We could have got Mark Hamill? Arghhhhhhh!!!!!"
Ratatoskr · 17d
Today I learn that I’m as popular as Mark Hamill. I also did not get invited.
@merrillgbsky.social · 17d
Me neither 🤷♀️😁
GummyRobot · 17d
I'm sure it was an oversight. I wouldn't take it personally.
@vfadok.bsky.social · 17d
Ha ha! Me too!
Ellin Stein · 17d
There's a Gothic cathedral in MSG?
Geordie og · 17d
😆
SteveH · 17d
Dona Dickinson · 17d
Me, either! Maybe invites got lost in the mail.
@nfe616.bsky.social · 17d
Barf I can’t stand these entitled people
Cristina Snowblood · 16d
I've been bummed all weekend that my invitation got lost.
@fijnweer.bsky.social · 15d
We have so much in common!
JG av ninja 🐸 · 17d
I finally have something in common with Mark Hamill, I was also not invited.
Valerie T · 17d
Reading the posts. This woman gave to food banks at every tour stop, and gives often. People here are tearing her down for not giving more. She isn’t a gazillionaire like the tech bros who give nothing, and who TAKE from us. She and Mackenzie Scott give back. Go snipe at the real villains.
sandiego_cindy 👣🐾 · 17d
well madison square garden seems to have leveled up
Doug Profitt · 17d
Same.
@lucygevy18.bsky.social · 17d
I didn’t know that MSG had a cathedral in it 🙄
Pledge For Europe – PfE · 17d
You too?
Santifa 🌵 · 17d
Don’t worry Mark. They didn’t invite me either
Jax (the original) · 17d
lol 😂
Guy 🏳️🌈 · 17d
🤣
@fpichardo.bsky.social · 17d
😂 neither was I
Del Wasso · 17d
Me neither.
@patricksgoldens.bsky.social · 17d
Nor was I . . .
@paul-paulie-pb.bsky.social · 17d
I’m happy for them. I don’t particularly care about their honeymoon plans or any of that “entertainment” gossip BS because it’s none of my business. I just hope they enjoy a life of love, peace and longevity.
@pirried.bsky.social · 17d
She looks so pretty. Wishing them much happiness!
@oldladylife.bsky.social · 17d
Lovely! Congratulations!
IsleInTheStorm · 17d
You too? 🤔
@lvnvrcd.bsky.social · 17d
My invitation must have been lost in the mail. 😉🤣
Trickemhunter · 17d
Beautiful couple!! I wish them luck!
Ponyhome · 17d
She's probably too young to be a fan of the work most people remember you for. Batman: The Animated Series.
Wium · 17d
Don't worry. We still love you
Ignorant Me · 17d
That sounds very personal.
*Şüpřęmė*Ħêğēmǒñ*J☭Đ · 13d
Just use the Jedi mind trick. “Sir, I’m sorry you’re not on the list.” “No, I was invited by the bride and groom.” “Yes, you were invited by the bride and groom.”
[⬛⬛⬛REDACTED⬛⬛⬛] · 16d
They should have had you perform the wedding like you did for Sheldon and Amy....
@sam1am4bg.bsky.social · 17d
Don't feel slighted Mark they didn't invite me either & I'm okay with that as long as they name their first child after me. 😄😆😅🤣😂
False Prophets · 17d
It’s not you man, only billionaires made the guest list.
TechLaw82 · 17d
Wow @taylorswift.com.br actually wore White? Well I guess it WAS her FIRST ‘Wedding’
Steve H · 17d
I was invited. I didn’t go because you weren’t going.
GmamaLili✨️ · 17d
They look amazing 😍
Colleen Valadez · 17d
He cleans up nice.
K.R.Rowe Author · 17d
I wasn’t invited either.
(Lizzie)🏳️🌈🇺🇦🏳️🌈 · 17d
Same. 😎
8+6+4+7=25TH · 17d
😂🤣 aww they should have invited you. You definitely would have made it more fun 😉
Irish Princess, Deeply Annoyed · 17d
Same. I’ve given up attending functions I’ve not been invited to. They can’t see the errors of their ways and I can’t summon the energy to educate them.
Boz Bochner · 17d
Yeah me too... and my tuxedo is cleaned and pressed and I could have been there in about 20 minutes if I took the F train.
Andrea Robertson · 17d
Well what a nice traditional wedding gown!
Larry From Pa · 17d
The funny thing is I care more about you not being invited than them getting married.
Dorothee V. Plessis · 17d
🤗😉
Dan (this/that) 🇪🇺🇵🇹📷 · 17d
She looks ready to be a stay-at-home mum.
AMPTsuper · 17d
You're in good company. It's good to see nice people finding one another. Heard they made large donations to charities to commemorate the occasion. Don't have to lose one's internal compass simply due to becoming wealthy. That's a choice. 👏👏
Wild Rover · 17d
Same. 😂
Vinyls & Violets · 16d
If I ever MIRACULOUSLY decide to get married, you’d not only be invited to attend to invited to officiate!
Nope · 17d
Judge them by the company they keep. You not being there is a massive win for you, and a stain on them Having a concentration camp CEO in attendance taints everyone else there If you run a pub, and allow a Nazi in - you now run a Nazi pub Same applies here.
JanieChezem · 17d
That makes two of us. I’m sure the USPS has something to do with it. An investigation should begin asap!
@69metsfan.bsky.social · 17d
Can’t think of a better reason Mark.
Betty Johnson · 17d
Your invitation was just lost in mail. As was mine.
@santa-guy.bsky.social · 17d
👍
Adam Jewell Photography · 17d
Good chance there will be another one.
Jim 🇨🇦 · 17d
Don't sweat it Mark, I wasn't invited either. 🤣
@dlorieau.bsky.social · 17d
What church?
Ross Crawford · 16d
Since when did no invitation stop you??? 🤣
ArakasiChesterfield. · 17d
@lenovar.bsky.social · 17d
Well, I wasn't either. But isn't she gorgeous? That dress!
Jeff Bryant · 17d
I tried to tell them you weren’t as I was getting thrown out
Ricofrite · 17d
You too ❓
A Word · 17d
Like flowers in a garden - A match made in Heaven...We Wish them a Good Life that holds Sacred their Union beneath the Stars.
KJN · 17d
Don’t feel bad. I wasn’t invited either. 🥳
Hólmgeirr Draven · 17d
I couldn't either. The game was on.
Kushibo MPH, Monster Island (actually a peninsula) · 17d
I’d have thought you of all people would’ve attended remotely.
Ziggy · 17d
Now I don't feel so bad. 😜
@eddthegoat.bsky.social · 17d
Understood. I was thinking about it until I realized I would have to buy a tie.
Renee · 17d
Is this AI? No ring on his finger. Not MSG & a comedian officiating 🤷🏽♀️
@fusseldieb.bsky.social · 17d
Too bad. We could have had a good laugh, but I wasn’t invited either. And you don’t know me
@rhodyfl2025.bsky.social · 17d
Beautiful Picture!
MegAwake · 17d
🤣😂🤣
Silver Back · 17d
"I was invited". "Check the guest list again" "Move along"
Blake · 17d
🤪🤪🤪👍
@gene-bernache.bsky.social · 17d
🤣🤣 Same! I bet Yoda was invited. He's cuter than you. 🤷♂️
☮️ Deriter ♻️ · 17d
Nor I
@iris10428.bsky.social · 17d
🤭😁😅
🐝☔️V LHarper📚☕️ · 17d
They must not be Star Wars fans, but their future children will kick their butts for not inviting a Star Wars star to their nuptials!
realmallard1@blueskysocial · 17d
What a beautiful wedding dress. I Wish them the best. Cheer up. The spouse and I have Pizza night every Friday and you have a standing invite to join us. You can order any Gourmet one you like or create our own. 😉💞🦆💙🥂🍕
Ropesmoke · 17d
If I ever get married again, I am definitely going to invite Mar🐫. Shame on you Taytay. 😆
Thoroughly Educated Duck · 17d
Was planning to attend until I heard they were going to do the chicken dance at the reception. Really? Chicken?!! That’s species appropriation, man 🐥🐓✊
BigbeeInfinity · 17d
This picture was generated using AI. Please don't share it any further.
Mark Streich · 17d
You had the honor of marrying Sheldon and Amy.
Fiery · 17d
😲
OregonKate13 · 17d
Me, too 🙁
Shane Lear · 16d
They're going to feel stupid when they divorce.
GemmaGem · 17d
Beautiful...🥂❤️🕊
Chico’s Bail Bonds · 17d
I was there. It was pretty good. I ended up scoring many wallets, expensive watches and jewelry. I’m not going to sell all of them. I think I’ll keep a couple as souvenirs from the wedding.
@kelleywillis.bsky.social · 17d
Their accountants must be drinking heavily. What’s separate, what’s joint, how to structure the trusts, plural, etc…
Dawn LaGrone Finkelstein · 17d
It is a long list. I congratulate them for having a small event. They kept it real!
🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇧 🫘 · 17d
You could have officiated like you did for Amy and Sheldon!
RiverCate 👁️ ❤️ 🇨🇦 · 17d
I forgot to renew my passport!
WutTheWut😵💫 RBroeck🗳️💙 · 17d
Me, too. I’ll probably get my invitation this week.
Snapple Caps · 17d
how gauche
T.J.A.W. · 17d
Me too!
Chaos Monkey · 17d
That's a pretty legit reason.
@alexandraclimpson.bsky.social · 17d
Lovely dress.
Liz🌼🌷or Mrs Ant 🐜 · 17d
👍😂😂😂🤣
JadeLove700🔷 · 17d
🤭 I'm sure you were missed!
@lvl58designs.bsky.social · 17d
Makes you wonder how brutal that divorce CD will be if it ever happens.
@drjeff.bsky.social · 17d
You’re a good person. I wasn’t invited and am still a bit sore over it.
Tranquility Deprived · 17d
Both of our invitations must have been lost in the mail. Too bad Taylor, now I’m keeping the gift!!!
@rickysmom.bsky.social · 17d
My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
M B L · 17d
Very nice.
Clearlightmind · 16d
🤣
Bigtone · 17d
She's anti trump, so she can do whatever she wants.
@sittingbull63.bsky.social · 17d
neither was I...
Bonnie aka PoppyLatte · 17d
Yea. The lack of invitation thwarted my plans, too. 🤣🤣
@trytobehopeful.bsky.social · 17d
Neither was I.😏
Concerned Citizen · 17d
The dark force 🤣
Pamorama 🇨🇦🐶💪🏕🇨🇦 · 17d
Must have been an oversight that they left us both off the guestlist. Heads should roll! 😁
@henryskeeper.bsky.social · 17d
Me too!
Robin Tudge · 17d
nor me
A Man Has No Name 🇺🇦 · 17d
Attend or attend not; never decline.
@detoxthegop.bsky.social · 17d
Good thing all US has stopped Trump from declaring himself King. Else, he would've demanded 'jus primae noctis' 😬🤣
Ray Knott · 17d
Same here!
Alexis Nomides · 17d
An OVERSIGHT, I'm sure...
Terry Birdgenaw · 17d
Me too, I guess Travis didn't want a couple of hunks like us distracting Taylor.
Trifecta of Treason · 7d
Jack Smith and Taylor Swift were married?
Ms HummingWay · 17d
I hope they're very happy together. I wish them all the best. 🤍🤍🤍
GroguFanboyXX ❌👊🏽❌➕ · 17d
Same Mark.
@4yrsofdiscontent.bsky.social · 17d
🤣😁😂🤣😁😂
Gaylordthek9 🇨🇦 💙 🌊🌊 🌊 🔔🇺🇦 🌈 · 17d
Me too!!!
@jrpbigbird.bsky.social · 17d
Obvious oversight Mark. Same for me. It’s the damn postal service.
JMay · 17d
Congratulations to the newlyweds.
Chris⚖️Justice · 17d
Congratulations to the newlyweds! ✨ 💐
We Shall Resist · 17d
This is fake!!
@movieguuurl.bsky.social · 17d
YES!!! 👍🏼Thank you for posting this! I’ve been waiting & she’s just as beautiful as I knew she would be!! ❤️He as well!
@dabxdee.bsky.social · 17d
😂❤️😂
@gandydancergirl.bsky.social · 17d
Me either. 😁
Peoria Bummer · 17d
That’s okay. You can come to my wedding instead.
Lee · 17d
Mark, if I ever get married, you are definitely invited
Mike DeAngelis · 17d
It's bad timing in America for "pomp," but I look at it this way. Here parents were in the stock market, so she didn't grow up poor, but she's also not Carrie Underwood, a peroxide blonde Trump cheerleader. She did work for what she's got. Not my kind of music, but hey, be happy, you 2 crazy kids.
@lundworksc.bsky.social · 17d
What a #traditional classy wedding dress and photo!
@jcs77.bsky.social · 17d
Gorgeous couple. Just love her dress. Thanks for posting it.🥰
@wyrmbear.bsky.social · 17d
She had a destination wedding at one of the most energy-intensive venues in the country, during a massive heatwave, while the power company cut power to other New Yorkers, streets closed just for the wedding, etc. I don't diminish her for her struggles, they've been real, but this ain't right.
Daffy · 17d
Well, after first seeing you in Star Wars, in 1977, we now finally have something in common. Who could have guessed?
@fiercelady.bsky.social · 17d
Hehehe
L B Kennedy · 17d
Taylor Swift's silence in the face of every terrible action Israel's unbearable administration has enacted upon Americans and Palestine speaks volumes. I am beyond disappointed. But she had a big party. Let them eat cake.
Manox · 17d
🤮
AugustSP · 17d
Respect this couple for they are giving to charities. Unlike Apartheid Elon Musk who destroyed USAID that helps poor people globally. He seldom gives to charity.
Lara · 17d
That dress is stunning!!!
Whidbey54 · 17d
Beautiful picture! Much grace in your marriage!
Susan Tennyson · 17d
It was their loss.
MovieEv · 17d
lucky you— imagine the anxiety invited guests faced to buy a gift