Mat šŸ©

@matmcdonut.cloud

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hibernating from 01/01/26-01/01/27

meme image of willem dafoe as van gogh looking up at the sky in horror
image of a man standing in front of a chain link fence blocking a dilapidated bridge with train tracks. It is a gloomy overcast late fall day in New England. The man has a beard with thin rimmd glasses. Heā€™s wearing a long green winter coat with too many snap pockets and navy blue work pants with black boots. He also is using a mini navy blue tote bag because he is convinced he is single handedly bringing murses (man purses) back.
diagram of a baby displaying a lack of object permanence. from top left to bottom right the baby is holding a ball, then a hand moves the ball behind a piece of wood, then the wood is laying on top of the ball, and finally the baby looks confused only seeing the piece of wood.
Image of a poster in reference to the infamous one for Alien (1979). It depicts key art from the game Alien Isolation of Amanda Ripley hiding behind a metal box while a Xenomorph is drooling menacingly on the other side. From top to bottom, it reads as follows: ALIEN ISOLATION TIP-A-THON In space no one can hear me scream. (... well actually, you CAN!) a MATOBER finale stream. 10/31/25 12pm ET with a potential cap of 12am ET. twitch.tv/matmcdonut
image of a selfie from up and to the right. Iā€™m wearing a bone colored lord of the rings long sleeve, green pants, and a silver watch. you can also see my e reader resting on my knee. My legs were crossed on this bench for some reason that hit as most comfortable today
mirror selfie of me, a bald (by choice) white man with thin rimmed glasses and tattooed arms exposed in a tank top (proudly showing off his homunculus like a slut)
screenshot of a youtube video that is 11 hours and 59 minutes long. The thumbnail portrays Slavoj Zizek posing with Misato Katsuragi. The title of the video is "Slavoj Zizek lecturing for 11h 59min but it's lofi" the link to the video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFnMrFMli1Y
image of a mirror selfie of a bald man with thin-rimmed glasses and a beard. Heā€™s wearing a blue and grey tie dye lord of the rings t shirt with grey shorts. If youā€™ve read this far follow me on instagram if you miss my posting on here for whatever reason Iā€™m more active on there recently, @matmcdonut šŸ˜Œ
image of a book cover that depicts an ancient greek bust up close. the text reads from top to bottom as follows: INTERNATIONAL BEST SELLER DONNA TARTT THE SECRET HISTORY A NOVEL "Enthralling... A remarkably powerful novel (and) a ferociously well-paced entertainment... Forceful, cerebral, and impeccably controlled." - The New York Times
screenshot of a tweet (gauche ik) showing a bunch of red circles on the charlie kirk shooter person of interest. The text reads as follows: "Based on body shape, hand size, jaw line and apparent lack of prominent Adam's apple. You might be looking for a biological female either transitioning into male or disguised as male." the next reply reads as follows: "Women can't shoot like that"
image from a 2015 story about an old man from MS 'discovering' a burnt confederate flag and graffiti that reads 'BLACKS RULE'. totally real and definitely not something this guy did himself in order to get news coverage
screenshot of a wiki article that reads as follows: Horst Ludwig Georg Erich Wessel (9 October 1907 ā€“ 23 February 1930) was a member of the Sturmabteilung (SA), the paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party, who became a propaganda symbol in Nazi Germany following his murder in 1930 by two members of the Communist Party of Germany (KPD). After his death, Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels elevated him into a martyr for the Nazi Party.
Lush Cosmetic's UK homepage that simply reads 'STOP STARVING GAZA - WE ARE CLOSED IN SOLIDARITY Find out more here LUSH'.
image of a can of chickpeas from trader joes. they're seasoned with Parsley and cumin and you can literally toss this whole thing in with some rice, vegetables, and some rock salt and you got a bomb ass meal or wrap filling.
.5 selfie of myself walking on the sidewalk in downtown providence with a hand in my pocket. Iā€™m wearing all black pants and a t shirt. You can see my tattoos and also that I am bald.
screenshot of an article headline by AV Club that reads as follows: John Williams finally admits he "never liked film music much" The 93-year-old composer, who penned the themes to Star Wars, Jaws, and Harry Potter, doesn't think much of film music.
the infamous 'trump protestor completely loses her mind' photo. wearing a bright neon yellow jacket, glasses, and a brown beanie.
conspiracy meme of a yellow lab puppy. his head has been cut open exposing a large human-like brain. from bottom left working clockwise around the puppy we see a manā€™s hand holding a bottle of Ritalin, a huge WiFi signal explosion, a manā€™s hand holding a cup labeled fluoride, chemtrails from a plain with the word ALUMINUM in it, a syringe of mercury injecting directly into the dogā€™s brain, a 5g tower glowing yellow, and lastly a pile of human skulls in the bottom right corner. The sky is also purple. Iā€™ll be real at this point idk if itā€™s a serious meme or ironic but it makes me laugh. also swifies donā€™t dox me please Iā€™m making a funny.
animation of gwimbly hitting his iconic catchphrase from smiling friends
image of a grey cat with a smiling face. above it in white text reads I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?. you bolt awake. it's 2007. the smell of freshly cut summer grass wafting in your nose. you're going out to pick up mountain dew code red before playing halo 3 with your bros tonight. everything is right in the world.
yet another bathroom mirror selfie of a cueball with a mustache and glasses. heā€™s wearing a yellow blue and green swirl tie dye t shirt that says protect trans folks on it in black. separating the text is a medieval flail and rose, both also in black.
image of adam driver's character from megalopolis with a head wrap and half his face glowing gold - wow that movie was dogshit
screenshot of a wikipedia snippet that reads as follows: The Holocaust on your Plate was an exhibition mounted by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in 2003. It was funded by an anonymous Jewish philanthropist,[1] and consisted of eight 60-square-foot panels, each with a juxtaposition of images of the Holocaust with images of factory farming. Photographs of concentration camp inmates in wooden bunks were shown next to photographs of battery chickens, and piled bodies of Holocaust victims next to a pile of pig carcasses. Captions alleged that "like the Jews murdered in concentration camps, animals are terrorized when they are housed in huge filthy warehouses and rounded up for shipment to slaughter. The leather sofa and handbag are the moral equivalent of the lampshades made from the skins of people killed in the death camps."[2]
image of a new tattoo on my left outer forearm. Itā€™s of a medieval flail with incredible wood detailing in the handle and signs of wear and damage throughout. Including the mace head spikes having some bends, knicks, and divots. Probably from smashing Orc skulls in. Done by martian_church at Tattoo Magic in Providence, RI
screenshot of an updated statement from the makers of Codenames that reads as follows: When we embarked on creating the newly announced version of Codenames many years ago, it was a dream coming true for many of us at CGE. The vast world of magic featured in the upcoming Codenames has been a source of inspiration. It ignited a passion for learning English and exploring new worlds through reading. It shaped our childhoods, sparked imagination, or gave comfort in difficult times. We know many people around the world share the same sentiment about this universe, even among those who have been hurt by the public views and actions of its creator. Deciding whether those feelings should also transfer to the once-beloved world is up to everyone, and we fully respect and understand those who do not wish to engage with this game. We still believe in the magic of stories and the connection they create between people. As this is an ongoing conversation, we encourage everyone to approach discussion with care, empathy, and respectā€”both online and in person.
image of a skeet (bluesky post) from the makers of the game Codenames announcing a harry potter themed version. The text reads as follows: Introducing Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, the beloved party game you know, perfect for both seasoned wizards and Muggle wordsmiths!šŸ¦‰ PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN NOW!āš”ļø Notably, the ability to quote-repost has been disabled and currently there's over 620 replies to this post.
selfie of a bald man with 5 oā€™clock shadow, mustache, and thin rimmed round glasses. itā€™s a bathroom mirror selfie because heā€™s unoriginal. heā€™s wearing a white shirt with a protester on a dirt bike waving a Mexican flag. The text above that image says ā€œDEATH TO ICEā€ and the text below reads ā€œIā€™ll go to the great carnivals of pain and fight entire fields of cops.ā€ Which are lyrics from Nina + Field Of Cops by Cameron Winter. The shirt is from copycat video press but was unfortunately a limited fundraising shirt they no longer sell.
screenshot of literal dogshit. ok not actually itā€™s a screenshot from a generative AI video of evil teletubbies. it has over 931k likes, 11.3k comments, and 774k shares. weā€™re so fucking cooked lmao. also please donā€™t tag me as a ā€œposts AIā€ account this is purely for dunking purposes
image of a gigantic green pear on a hillside. It has a huge mouth with teeth and no additional features. It looks jovial. The text below it in bold reads ā€œLOL WUTā€
image of me posted up next to the Woonasquatucket River in Providence, RI. Itā€™s a sunny day with lots of sun. Iā€™m a bald white man in his (almost) mid 30s with a shaved head, mustache, and round thin rimmed glasses. Like any good manwhore wears in 2025. I have a black shirt from the band full of hell depicting Jesus on the cross with an eclipse behind him. The text on the bottom reads ā€œthrust into the vacuum of godā€™s yawning mawā€. Iā€™m wearing brown shorts that go above my knee and vegan adidas sambas. Adidas if youā€™re reading this Iā€™m begging please sell these again I donā€™t want to pay insane markup for a new pair šŸ˜­
image of Hunter Schafer from the Oscarā€™s after party in 2022
image of the head of donkey kong rendered in that late 90s/early 2000s pre-rendered 3d style. the text below is from the same game cover/advertisement clipped to read EXPAND DONG
review synopsis from IGN for Donkey Kong Bananza that reads as follows: Donkey Kong Bananza is a brilliant successor to Super Mario Odyssey and a smashing return for a classic Nintendo character. It is a constant crescendo across its campaign (and beyond), with puzzle-platforming concepts that only grow richer as DK and Pauline dive deeper toward the Planet Core and every element comes together. They gave it a 10/10 and rated it a masterpiece
Alex jones Maoism compilation meme I forget the original creator my b :(
image of myself taking a mirror picture selfie in my room. Iā€™m wearing a blue shirt with miffy on top of a globe. Iā€™m doing a finger gun towards myself because I thought I forgot miffy monday and then realized ā€œwait nvm I got that shit onā€.
image of a screenshot from a website that shows how many people have me blocked on bluesky through lists. the number is 889 users. I'm just a lil guy :(
close up picture of myself. Iā€™m wearing a grey sleeveless shirt but itā€™s zoomed in too much so you canā€™t see Iā€™m not wearing sleeves. But I promise I donā€™t have any šŸ˜” Iā€™m a white bald man with green eyes, bushy eyebrows, stud piercing in my left nostril, mustache, and heavy 5 oā€™clock shadow.
close up image of two lava lamps. they both have blue liquid and green globs on the inside.
image of a bald man with thin rimmed glasses and a mustache intently staring into a pot of boiling water
screenshot of an old tweet of mine that reads as follows: "you wouldn't survive a CoD lobby" name 3 women who feel safe around you. 3.1 million views, 1k replies, 12k retweets, 118k likes, and 3k bookmarks.
screenshot from a vanity fair article about the ā€œdiscourseā€ around the new Superman which reads as follows: "He's creating a moat of woke, enlightened opinion around him," Greg Gutfeld said on the July 7 episode of The Five. "We don't go to the movie theater to be lectured to and to have somebody throw their ideology onto us," former Trump administration official Kellyanne Conway added in the segment, which was titled "Superwoke." "He fights for truth, justice, and your preferred pronouns, Jesse Watters cracked, adding: "You know what it says on his cape? MS-13!" For good measure, Conway also took a personal swipe at Superman star David Corenswet: "Guess he didn't change it to a better stage name." (The actor's surname originates from his Russian Jewish roots.)
dramatically lit image of my dinner on a red plate. Itā€™s broccoli, chickpeas, and jasmine rice seasoned with shawarma seasoning, turmeric, and sea salt. A single tablespoon of gochujang and peanut butter for good measure combined as well.
video of me dunking my face into a hot bowl of water to help my piercing heal
image of a Car Body Dent Puller - its a large suction cup with a bright yellow handle
screenshot from news coverage - its a graphic with the following written on it: Quote From Man Stabbed: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
illustration of Saruman pondering Palantir in Orthanc
image from me laying down on a pool bench next to an in ground pool. You can see my legs and Iā€™m wearing a pink striped bathing suit. There are 12 empty pool benches across from me and a life guard under an umbrella at the far right.
Compilation of this woman talking about her 24 karat gold labubu
my attempt at a the 24 karat gold labubu lady impression
compilation of basketball players celebrating to the song ā€œIā€™m the manā€
a bald white man with glasses and a beard is looking upset towards the camera. He has a grey desk, red keyboard, and wearing a yellow shirt. Typical desk clutter is strewn about. This screenshot from a video of me editing the video this clip is featured in. how meta!
selfie of a bald white guy with thin rimmed round glasses and a beard sitting on an MBTA train. Im wearing a sage green shirt with an image of a frog sitting on a mushroom with a butterfly on their head. The text at the top and bottom reads ā€œWatch A Live Streamā€. Iā€™m throwing up a peace sign and tbh im happy my new piercing finally doesnā€™t have a gigantic clot stuck on the jewelry so I feel hot again
Image of a funko pop with the main character from A Clockwork Orange. The description text above reads as follows: With an estimated value of $25,470 for the non-Chase version and $26,060 for the limited-edition Chase, Alex DeLarge Clockwork Orange is the most expensive Funko Pop in the world.
truth social post from donald trump that reads as follows: It is my Great Honor to announce that I will be putting up two beautiful Flag Poles on both sides of the White House, North and South Lawns. It is a GIFT from me of something which was always missing from this magnificent place. The digging and placement of the poles will begin at 7:30 A.M. EST, tomorrow morning. Flags will be raised at approximately 11 A.M. EST. These are the most magnificent poles made ā€“ They are tall, tapered, rust proof, rope inside the pole, and of the highest quality. Hopefully, they will proudly stand at both sides of the White House for many years to come!
informational video about how stingray cell interceptors work
screenshot of my username on here - notably the cute high contrast chocolate frosting donut with sprinkles is replaced with something that looks like AI bullshit. Notably today is national donut day so this is specifically mat-phobic
image of a sticker on a bus stop in providence, ri. Itā€™s a black and white sticker of the CCTV footage of Luigi Mangione (allegedly) assassinating the CEO of United Healthcare. Thereā€™s text in the bottom right that reads as follows: ā€œLook for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.ā€ ā€” Mr. Rogers
image of a pop up camper behind a chain link fence in a storage facility. You can see 3 storage unit buildings behind it and an overgrowth of grass surrounding the camper.
Poster of The Green Knight. Dev Patel is dressed in tattered clothes holding an axe up to the sky. Heā€™s in front of yellow text on a red background that reads THE GREEN KNIGHT