Matt Panzer

@mattpanzer.com

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Husband, hacker, humorist 📍BOS 👨🏻‍💻 Capital One 🐾 NEU

Chat GPT 5 conversation: User: How many Ps are in platypus? AI: There are three P’s in “platypus” — one at the start, one in the middle, and one at the end. If you want to get extra nerdy about it, that’s P at positions 1, 5, and 8.
Two emails in inbox, one from Charles Schwab, one from Vanguard. Both address current stock market anxieties.
Screenshot of the Hello Fresh app shows “On the way! , arrives today” prominently
A line graph showing jagged progress throughout the year. On the x-axis, week of the year. On the y-axis, weekly push ups completed. In January, values hover around 40. By March, values hover around 100. Generally values trend upwards from there to around 140. A couple major dips are seen in June and December. The graph has a red stroke on a white background with black axes.
Three generic products are shown, from top to bottom: "A" rated 5 stars, with 16 reviews; "B" rated 4.7 stars, with 892 reviews; and "C" rated 4.4 stars, with 57,305 reviews. No prices or product descriptions are shown in this example online store.