Matt Round

@mattround.com

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Making the web more fun with vole.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf https://mattround.com

“but it might work for us” meme
A Green Being Okay, grok has uploaded my entire user directory to xAl's servers. It contains my SSH keys, my password manager database, my documents, photos, videos, everything...
“Well, did it work for those people?” meme
Paddington leading the bus shelter to heaven
Close-up of dog with short, white coat, looks like a cockapoo but isn't
Google Images results showing dogs with ‘dreadlocks’
Intel Inside logo but changed to Lurpak Inside
“Feel like pure shit” meme image but it’s “Feel like pure shit just want sub-30-degree temperatures back x”
Boxed software Ram Doubler for Macintosh and Power Macintosh, “Double your RAM with just one click”
ebay search for “reflecting pool algae water” with 0 results
Number of ugly stickers to remove
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Black & white cocker spaniel sat on grass in sunshine
Patricia dancing at her “Sunset Cocktails” party, which goes really well
BBC Sport "Southampton expelled from play-offs for spying” but with Ian Beale lurking behind a tree instead
Black & white cocker spaniel with heavy eyes sprawled on a sofa
Unite The Kingdom Live on Dan Wootton’s YT channel
Willy the Kid
Yamacunt Industries sticker
Black & white cocker spaniel lying on his side in a patch of sunshine next to a tennis ball
Neal Agarwal I’m looking for the first full-time developer for http://neal.fun! You’d work with me on making new web projects and games for the site. Preferably in nyc If anyone is interested or has leads dm me or email hi@neal.fun!
black & white cocker spaniel half asleep on his bed
Hacker News comment: I'd like this but with pleasant sounds
Gandalf “you shall not pass” GIF but captioned with “you’re not alone"
Black & white spaniel on grass in sunshine
Sinitta
Black & white spaniel dozing on a sofa
Black & white spaniel sitting on grass in sunshine
Black & white cocker spaniel sitting on grass in sunshine
Twitter failwhale but with Bluesky butterflies
All Set The length of time you have had an Apple account was used to confirm you are 18+.
The original comment
TONGUE-EATING LOUSE You're not one for grand gestures - you find a way to blend in and make yourself indispensable. Reliable, patient, and always present, you're here to stay even if some people suspect there's something a bit off about you.
Lulu Press, Inc. has sent you ÂŁ14.55 GBP.
Although I read each proposed change, knowing the codebase deeply was much more challenging. When I write a new application myself, I'm building an elaborate house of cards in my head, a gossamer structure of interlinked ideas and goals. It's a story I'm telling myself in code—and ultimately, a story I share with users. In this case, I was the audience rather than the author. I had to back my way into understanding the code, carefully reading and understanding the structure after it had been built. This is much more common for developers who work on large teams or with codebases they didn't build themselves. I have not had as much experience with that kind of development, so this all felt a little awkward.
NEW RELEASES Bond... Basildon Bond The Adyentures of Bond "THE ADVENTURES OF BOND... BASILDON BOND" Starring RUSS ABBOT Featuring COOPERMAN, BLUNDERWOMAN, BOND Under strict and confidential orders from P, who has been re-named B, to confuse the KGB, Bond has been assigned to rescue Russ who is being held captive by a rival comedy act, in the dungeons of the television studio. Traps, puzzles, jokes, fight sequences and famous characters are combined to produce a funny and slightly hilarious arcade adventure. Featuring Russ Abbots New Single "LETS GO TO THE DISCO" NEW Available for the Commodore 64 ÂŁ9.99 cassette ÂŁ13.99 disk Soon available for the Spectrum & Amstrad
A display of bottles of Baileys with one large potato perched on it
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sandworms
Saint Bob Mortimer air freshener with “Have a campa choo-choo on me"
Black image with white finger marks where lenses go
White image with holes for the lenses
Photo of some black glasses on white, with slight shadow
“calling it quits at 62%, you're a monster xx” “You bastard.”
Neo putting on shades in one of the Matrix sequels
BUY A TICKET The price started at ÂŁ2.56 and rises by 2p with each ticket issued. Current price: ÂŁ12.58 Tickets left: -1 SOLD OUT, SORRY
NEW RELEASES Bond... Basildon Bond The Adyentures of Bond "THE ADVENTURES OF BOND... BASILDON BOND" Starring RUSS ABBOT Featuring COOPERMAN, BLUNDERWOMAN, BOND Under strict and confidential orders from P, who has been re-named B, to confuse the KGB, Bond has been assigned to rescue Russ who is being held captive by a rival comedy act, in the dungeons of the television studio. Traps, puzzles, jokes, fight sequences and famous characters are combined to produce a funny and slightly hilarious arcade adventure. Featuring Russ Abbots New Single "LETS GO TO THE DISCO" NEW Available for the Commodore 64 ÂŁ9.99 cassette ÂŁ13.99 disk Soon available for the Spectrum & Amstrad
Map labelled with Posh Nobs
Springer Spaniel lying down staring into space with a big cardboard box over him
Light blue control panel with a couple of sliders