merritt @merrittk.com · Jun 13

it has never been more over for you bitches than it is right now

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Kelly · Jun 13

You shouldn’t be allowed to get any cooler. It’s too much

Franz Liszticle · Jun 13

I didn't know they came in taro flavor

Nevan · Jun 14

my broken brain can't let go of the fact there's a "tear here" printed on it & also dotted line with scissors like a bottom of the barrel Seinfeld joke "What am I supposed to do, do I tear or cut?" "What's proper etiquette for opening testosterone gel packs?"

Doug · Jun 13

don't hurt 'em, Doug Pussy

terry gross’s ass double · Jun 14

my fat ass thought this was a soy sauce packet

Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert · Jun 13

Cheersing you with my tube o'gel

Bonnie Wraith · Jun 13

You really are hitting the 'if you think I'm cool you're gay ' trifecta of hot, strong, and funny

Lisan Abu-Ghraib · Jun 13

That's so cool that they can make testosterone from taro root

𝕭𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞 · Jun 13

🫡🫡🫡 hope it works out great for u

Creature · Jun 13

I am a lil confused, but that is not your problem.

no one · Jun 13

do not rub it where you think it should go