Michael Gattozzi

@mgattozzi.dev

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'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him

A very rewarding free kit run with the M77 Interval Mag Prestige mod being one of the spoils
My gray cat Wendy curled up in my arms such that I have my left hand always on the keyboard and she looks so cute
Sniffing Perri-air from spaceballs
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this hot dog suit meme
A tweet from Stephen King saying: The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
A picture of my gray cat Wendy lying on her side showing off her stub tail
We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He Hanged Himself
Just my status screen showing me gooped up with valuables, salvage and weapons
Wikipedia article about Natural Slavery Natural slavery (or Aristotelian slavery) is the argument set forth in Aristotle's Politics that some people are slaves by nature, while others are slaves solely by law or convention.
An image showing me about to get the Season Level 100 Codex Entry
A picture of my legs with pink patterned swim trunks, the Monk and Robot book with both titles in it, and my drink
Windows XP window with a message saying task failed successfully and an ok button
Butterfly meme saying Is this XML? While pointing to a butterfly labeled OpenAPI
A soap dispenser with a sticker with picture of a cat that says Pet Cats Punch Nazis
A picture showing VIP status with all factions in Marathon
Showing I did 3 key templates via an exfill. If I was downed they'd break and they're hard to get so I was really risking things by doing this, but I managed to live to tell the tale
Showing I got the Exorcism Codex Entry which is earned for defeating the Wraith Warden on Perimeter in the game Marathon
My Russian blue cat Wendy holding on for her dear life to the cat bed platform attached to the window in my office.
A picture of gollum holding the one ring
A picture showing the Unique BR33 Victory Lap Precision Rifle from the game Marathon
Norman Rockwells Freedom of Speech painting
The same picture below in the quote tweet but now at night and lit up
A panoramic shot of Manhattan during golden hour from Jersey City
A picture of a smoke shop called BlueSky advertising that it sells cigarettes cigars vapes and candy
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this hotdog costume meme
Looted pinwheel for a lot of things, but the big one was a copy of prestige salvage The Severed Twins
A screen shot showing that I had obtained the Temporal Fragment from Dire Marsh in my Rook Run
Lots of good loot but the main one is a gold cryo key
Tweet from GoliathFan1952 with handle @ByYourLogic saying: Gorsuch normally: it’s completely within an employer’s rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: I am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land,
A mod for the V11 Punch in Marathon. Flavor text reads Thermal Surge Battery A custom-made mod for the V11 Punch. Increases reload speed and magazine size. Thermal Surge Battery Charged shots track towards and Overheat hostiles Reload speed -0.52s Volt Drain -2.0%
My gray cat wedged cutely between my keyboard and desk but making it impossible to use my mouse or work or use my headphones