Microsoft @microsoft.com · Feb 19 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 Introducing Majorana 1: the world’s first quantum processor powered by topological qubits—a groundbreaking leap toward practical quantum computing. msft.it/6006UxEJG
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Why are you killing people in Gaza!
Not interested till it runs doom
windows 11 sucks shit i don't want "onedrive" whatever the fuck that is, ever, all I want is to be able to find my saved files and you suck at that also why would i want news popups ever for anything please stop
You present this as if people should get excited... Also, what's with the binary?? You're out of touch with your customers, technology, well basically everything. Losers
Quit funding genocide
In 2 posts microsoft went from 100k likes to 25...lmao
Fuck Microsoft
Is this my new nick name these days?
Truly fascinating!
Your garbage pile onedrive just decided to sync across my multiple machines and it's going to take forever to restore things to how I had them. I'll never use your trash anything again. I'm sick of this crap.
Shame on Microsoft supporting genocide. A million calls an hour’: Israel relying on Microsoft cloud for expansive surveillance of Palestinians www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Fuck you microsoft for stealing the digital content I fucking paid for. You fucking scum fuck loser bitch ass motherfuckers.
You make a computer with this and show us! Should I take this announcement seriously or should I treat it like Elon Musk's "always coming next year" FSD snake oil? But meanwhile mindvoice: should I accumulate microsoft stock now?
Yet you clowns get rid of the calendar on Windows task bar. Quantum leaps and stupid tweaks. A simple, handy calendar is now gone. Amazing backwards thinking.
Microsoft supporting white naitonalist, racist @republican ad popular.info/p/major-corp...
I'm very disappointed in Microsoft, @xboxp3.bsky.social, & @xbox.com for not fighting back against @ukparliament.parliament.uk Online Safety Act. You guys are AMERICAN COMPANIES/CORPORATION! You guys should NOT bow down to the UK & its laws.
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hello again 😉
Hopefully this stays true. I hear the opposing voices. However those might just be the usual people spreading fud.
This is awesome. Off to Nature to read more.
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Hello again to you too @microsoft.com
@microsoft.com It's bullshit, and you know it. More so, please tell your bosses 'Thank You!' for pushing CoPilot on so many people. Rage inducing, insipid ass LLM nonsense.
how about software that doesn’t take and entire day to update all the components?
Gates + Epstein
Microsoft is giving its tech to the IDF bomb children and families in Gaza #boycottmicrosoft
Uhhh… @microsoft.com I don’t believe any of those pictured are Italian🤦🏼♂️🤨
microsoftさん、初めてcopilotにログインしてみたらいきなり本名返してきた件についてなにか一言お願いします。 copilotはMsアカウントか情報は持ってこない、copilotに残った記憶しか使えないのオウム返しだけど初めてのログインで記憶残ってるってどういう事だろ
Doesn't quantum computing mean no more 0s or 1s?
@microsoft.com you need to SUE collective shout just so we gamers can decide what to buy again I BEG YOU!!
Microsoft suck!!! They signed me out and won't let me sign back in. I may have lost six months of work! #Microsoft365
Congratulations on cornering the market for ‘cheap shit I bought because I can’t afford Apple products’
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Welp, you helped confirm the choice. Time for Linux Mint
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Hi, if people need to set up device W/O MS account: At the setup screen press Shift + F10, Command prompt opens Type: OOBE\BYPASSNRO Press Enter → device reboots Setup will then show “I don’t have internet” and allow local account / offline setup What's the MS support email address?
So proud of current and alumni employees urging MS to disengage from supporting a genocidal country. We pressured to achieve divestment from S. Africa apartheid. Now employees arecrefusing to support the ferocious inhumane apartheid of the Israeli government.
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Your own CEO has coined your new nickname! Henceforth you shall now only be known as "Microslop"!
Fix your damn sign in for hotmail users How many months is it going to be broken? I use a password but since you added that stupid damn pin, fingerprint etc bullshit I can't get into my account some days Does no one work at @developer.microsoft.com or whoever wrote the sign in code?
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M I C R O S L O P
...wtf are you sayingg...
Are you high?
hello again indeed!
Hello again to you toooo~ 🧸✨
So if you do more to prevent people from reporting fraud from your website than actually preventing fraudulent charges on it, would that carry legal liability? Or would it just utterly tank your BBB reputation? Leaning towards the former, looking forward to the collective settlement.
If I set myself on fire outside of a Microsoft office, would you fuckers finally increase the width of resize handles in your various programs and throughout the OS? I LITERALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF. I WILL DO IT IF YOU PROMISE TO FIX THIS SHIT.
Binary solo! youtu.be/CTjolEUj00g?...
@microsoft.com Please don’t close Skype! Many of use this app. #skype
Good to hear from you after couple of months.
Microsoft will be crippled because of there sadistic layoffs and simultaneous hiring of H1B visa holders at the expense of Americans.This regime won't be in place forever. I suggest that you shift. This is not pre 00s, consumer correction is swifter than ever before.
You support El Salvador, maybe time to pull out a death camp country.
Goodbye MicroSlop, hello Linux! Besides moving to Linux OS, I'll be shutting down all MicroSlop emails.
Their staff merely challenge Microsoft complicity in the Israeli genocide in Gaza. Disgraceful behaviour. www.euronews.com/next/2025/04...
Skylanders 7 plz I beg you
Can it run Minesweeper
www.middleeastmonitor.com/20250523-mic... would rather cover up than to address! In denial.
@microsoft.com how does it feel to look back and know you supported a genocide with your software?
Topological qubits are the long-awaited key to building inherently stable and error-resistant quantum computers. Congrats to the Microsoft team on Majorana 1—what a groundbreaking 'hello again' to the field! ⚛️
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I think I’d really like to see Microsoft put a few channels for like Microsoft developer and Windows on bluesky.
Looks like shit free Palestine
Get lost you genocide enablers 🤮 Boycott genocidal #microsoft! No #Azure for #apartheid!
Is it developped under W10 or is it compatible with W11?
MICROSLOP! We can say it here, fuck your discord shinanigans. LMAO MICROSLOP MICROSLOP. NO ONE WILL EVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN. <3
We hope Microsoft will start updating this page
More Microslop on the way. Can’t wait not to buy it!
Fuck ai
I don't care Microslop, no one does. We just want AI SLOP DEAD!!! KILL YOUR AI SLOP!!!
the binary says "hello again".
Is that left-handed or right-handed or up/down or all?
A friendly reminder of anyone can switch to Linux and stop of being spying by Microsoft youtu.be/LKnlE609ZLw
I hate you for what you did to Bethesda, I hope you trust the wrong fart and you step on legos for the rest of your life
Fucking genocide lovers.
Amazing
Amazing! We need a couple of these for our top secret operations. Great work.
Wow, first post from Microsoft here and it is about real achievement, not some AI scam. Off to a good start!
Boycott Microsoft
Microsoft is helping Israel commit genocide
what's the point
At first I read "Marijuana 1". Then I thought "Launch date April 1st?" Then I read even Microsoft isn't sure if it really has a topological state...
@microsoft.com You guys need to bring back windows movie maker and Windows 7 Beta
Microslop
But can it run Crysis???? xD
yep. you guys ate wankers. bring Skype back. i cannot get to that data after all. you get little right why stop what you finally fixed
you guys are ridiculous. So now I have to get a new computer for me and my mum and dad so we can Skype using teams because,,, you all moved on and now wonder how to stop your cities drowning and how we have to go to war to get more materials so that you can make us throw away perfectly good shit
No i jak się masz co słychać u
Leap inside the leap..
Sounds like you're pushing a bunch of ai slop to me.
Will photon based processor will be faster than quantum Processor?
Microslop.
I just saw Stewie get ran over by a car
It’s say We are Microslop in binary
I'll be cancelling my Games Pass because of stuff like this. How is this sort of behavior remotely appropriate? bsky.app/profile/ghos...
Piece of krap company, I was just trying to avoid Google, but will have to stay with Gmail
Terrible programmers. Just opened an account a week ago, now it's giving me trouble. To recover it, M is asking dumb questions like, have you purchased a Microsoft product? Yes, I purchased a Windows 11 PC. Then it asks for the credit card. That's credit card does not exist anymore.
hey can someone please help. I need to cancel a business account. I can not login becauce I am stuck in an autheticator loop. I can not call and talk to an actual person as business accounts need to be cancelled by loggin in. why is this so hard
Isn’t the whole point that it isn’t just 0s and 1s?
Nazi collaborators. All will be settled. apnews.com/article/icc-...
Guess my ? would be since you're ramming Windows 11 down our throats, with Trumpie's tariffs etc, how do u expect us to spend $1300+ on the 'new' Copilot+ Ai pc's hm?
I have a feeling that it's terrible for gaming
fuck y'all and your constant unasked for, unskipabble and inconvenient updates
How many children is this going to be used to murder?
Hey, this morning, I noticed my battery settings give me suggestions to lower my carbon footprint, while you guys can’t build your AI slop farms fast enough. Do you have no shame?
Every single time I see your ads for Copilot on my login screen. I hate you just a little more.
Why do you want to annoy people into buying Macs?
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When are you going to remove hostage taking rape behavior from the call of duty black ops 6?. It’s bad enough you allow rape culture player names and constant references to male anatomy. Women play too. We’re sick of it
Hey look, it's you! You fucking scum. 💋 www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
cool, but how much fps does it get in minecraft?
MICROSLOP!
Did your slop-powered company forget to hire a new social media person when you purged the last one based on slop-recommendation?
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Trump murders people in intl waters w/o due process or evidence. He demolishes our East Wing because he feels like it w/o consultation. He fuels an abusive police state to grab people off the street w/o due process. Meanwhile, billionaires & corporations keep handing him millions. YOU are complicit.
Ewwww who let you in here
Hello again 💙
Who knew Jello was mankind's greatest invention?
Microsoft will disable your account like a social media site. Except this account logs you into your computer, with your data, which they also exfiltrated with OneDrive. Now they're laying off 9,000 employees because of a bad AI investment. FU MS.
If 'want wider adoption of AI, deploy enough balloon['bot]hausen ("bouncy-housing") to start some ground-type pod-racing competitions.
Sounds very grand. How about a ground breaking leap toward practical customer support?
Love to see running Minesweeper and Solitaire on it
Those are some serious claims from the company single-handedly ruining regular computers.