Mark Cohen

@mpc.sh

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LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)

Screenshot of my 4x3 results. 173 points: Completed! +100 Hub First +20 Purple First +15 Solved under 90 seconds +30 Efficient — the 12-click minimum +5 3-day streak +3 Above average — beat your average Grellow — purple -> blue -> yellow -> green God Damnit! — perfect but for one swap
The summit complex of Mt Hood from the SE side - a rocky ridge leads up to a blank snow field
Movie poster for Her (2013), featuring a portrait of Theodore Twombly (Joaquin Phoenix)
Mt Shasta covered in snow, viewed from the northwest. Shastina Cone is prominent in the foreground with the true summit behind it.
Selfie of me and Benny Feldman, we're both doing peace signs and I'm wearing Benny's lice-infested steampunk hat
Your Delta-E OK JND 0.0041 You're seeing differences that most colour scientists would call noise. If you're not already calibrating displays for a living, you're leaving money on the table. Button: share result Button: again. I can do better. Link: read the post about this.
Photo of the back of a gray Tesla. It has a Washington license plate and two stickers. To the right of the plate is a sticker with black cursive lettering but it says "Jesus loves you". To the left of the plate is a sticker with colorful block lettering and a crucifix with a blue cloth draped over it that says "fully vaccinated by the blood of Jesus".
Photo of four snowboarders on a downhill course wearing bright red, green, yellow, and blue jerseys
Screenshot of text in a terminal, with the line in question highlighted
Me throwing a pot of boiling water off a balcony - the water sublimates instantly and blows off as a puff of steam
TODAY 1/27/26 Holocaust Remembrance Day Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day
Tweet from San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert, from 11:45 AM on January 27th, 2020. "Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking eastbound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area." Includes a picture of a sheriff's vehicle on a snowy mountain road, facing off with a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road. 7.6K replies, 83K retweets (including mine), 283K likes (including mine), 12K bookmarks (including mine)
A red impostor (from Among Us)
Clues by Sam results showing a perfect grid and 1m57s solve time. Additionally visible: "You ranked in the top 5%", and "Only 42% others had a perfect solve."
Screenshot of the Alpental at Snoqualmie base area webcam. There's a ski lift running diagonally through the frame, over a moderate ski slope. It's foggy and there is absolutely zero snow on the ground.
A screenshot of Ken's skeet showing 11 reskeets (including me) and 69 likes (including me), with a timestamp of 25 seconds ago
Tweet by @KylePlantEmoji: "Choosing to pronounce Obamagate like it's a Japanese word" 119 replies, 2.1K retweets, 22K likes (including me), 152 bookmarks (including me)
Skeet standing with his hands on his hips, dressed in his McSpanky's uniform, flanked by to-go containers and commercial vent fans
Snowy mountain with some zig-zag tracks leading up to the summit
screenshot from bill quartz's "what is love?". lo-fi graphic of a bowl filled with neon purple blocks, with stylized text that says "Pablao rectangles" "mmm, my favorite brand."
Sutro Tower hanging above Oracle Park, backlit by the sunset, shot from the water on the Alameda Seaplane ferry
a screenshot of Google Maps zoomed out on the town of Kimberley, South Africa. Major highways are visible leaving the city in several directions. One of the few visible labeled places on the map reads: "The Big Hole viewing platform"
A Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Dimensionhole"
Sign above shelves full of jeans with a woman posing in all denim that says "WOW STRAIGHT"
Pink background. Top text: "SOLVED Oct 2nd 2025". Four black & white images in a grid. Top left: a faceless outline drawing of a sleuth holding a magnifying glass, subtext "Clues by Sam". Top right: faceless outline of a man in a suit with two bars underneath. Bottom left: faceless outline of a woman, subtext "A certain dog is lurking behind one of the criminals". Bottom right: a 4x5 grid showing my puzzle results, all checkboxes. Text below the images: "Under 9 minutes".
A double rainbow over a row of seaplanes in Vancouver Harbor, flanked by North Vancouver and the mountains. The Chevron seaplane fuel station is floating off to the left behind the seaplanes.
A rainbow ends at the surface right in line with the floating Chevron seaplane fuel station in the Vancouver harbor. Amber sunset / post-storm light washes over North Vancouver and the mountains.
Photo of a black station wagon. Decal on the front door: "RENT. RIDE. REPEAT". Decal below the rear window: "MILFS"
The Seattle skyline at night. The sky is pitch black, and everything from the Space Needle to the Columbia Tower is lit up. The city lights are reflecting in huge stripes across the water of Elliott Bay, and there is a surprising amount of pink, purple, blue, and red light, in addition to the ordinary warm white of most buildings.
A relatively wide angle photo of the Eastlake area in Seattle as viewed from Gas Works Park. Foreground is a grass hill with a few paved paths and plenty of people. Behind that is the water of Lake Union, then Eastlake and northern Capitol Hill rise out of the water. The hill is probably half trees and half buildings, and one lone building in the center of the hill looks like it's on fire from how it's catching the sun. The sky is partly blue and partly cloudy, the clouds are a warm orange grey.
Hyper zoom photo of the setting sun flankin a bridge. The sun and sky are very orange, and the bridge is only visible in silhouette.
A super zoom shot of the Space Needle in Seattle. Only the top of the tower is visible: the exterior elevator rails, the glass observation deck, and the spire with the US flag. It's set against a featureless, warm gray sky.
Screenshot of my Clues by Sam result for proof. A fully green grid indicating no mistakes and no hints used, "Solved in 04:20"
The forefingers of both of my hands, adorned with very intricate nail art
A tweet from @animatedtext. 325 retweets, 953 likes, 37 bookmarks, including my own. In wavy yellow and pink block lettering, it reads: "might disturb the family dynamics by demanding respect for my gender"
Time lapse of a hard storm rolling in over the near south side of chicago, shot from about 45 stories up out my apartment window
My hands curled to show off my nails. The right hand has white hearts on a purple background, and my left hand has purple hearts on a white background. Except the thumbs on each hand are inverted to match the others hand.
A vertical chase bank sign against a sidewalk and a blue sky. The words "LAND BACK" are written in green ink under the "CHASE" lettering. The "A"s in "LAND BACK" are anarchist circle-As.
Screenshot of a tweet from "grace spelman", @GraceSpelman. 103 comments, 2.8K retweets, 21K likes, 260 bookmarks (including me). Posted 7:21am on December 13th, 2020. The tweet reads: me: gender is a social construct me to my cat: Mr. Sir! You are just a little boy who is a man. Mr. Sir Boy!
Pic of the smoke detector in question. Baby spiders are barely visible, parent spider is sitting on the edge of the ceiling.
Apple's iPadOS 26 website showing off the new iPad windowing system
A mobile screenshot of anewsession.com, with the first heading of text pointing visitors to issue2, not issue3
A text message that reads "ADP: To finish signing in, enter 420666. Never share this code with anyone, even if they say they are from ADP."
Lo and Li from Avatar: the Last Airbender, the two old women advisers to Princess Azula who often speak in unison. They're sitting on the deck of a boat looking to the side, maybe 10 feet apart, with an orange sky in the background.
A black chain link fence in front of a parking lot with a big red stop sign that says "STOP - AKI'S BODY SHOP EMPLOYEES ONLY"
Portrait of me, wearing a black fleece, smiling wide, flanked by snowy alpine peaks in the distance
A screenshot of the Tatami menu, which shows "GO TO #12,680" as one of the options.
A cortado and a croissant on a wooden bench
The front of a pickup truck with a rooftop tent, flanked by brushland in the foreground, and a snow-covered volcano getting hit by the sunrise light in the background
Lavender and dark purple nails with lavender and blue metallic hearts
A partially frozen Lake Michigan. Ice on the right, water on the left. Some buildings are visible in the distance on the right.
A horribly bugged 1Password window. "Unexpected Application Error!" in big bold text in the top left corner of the window, with the macOS traffic light buttons rendered over top of the text. To the right of that, "Can it read properties of undefined (reading 'content')" in bold italics. To the right of that, a raw JavaScript stack trace.
A TV showing five corgis in a dead heat sprinting along a horse racing track. An overlay at the bottom has an athlete's headshot of one of the corgis, along with his jersey number (6), his name ("Toast"), and his hometown (Bellingham, WA)
My 2024 Flighty app. It shows two flights; 10,186 miles; 19 hours 57 minutes flight time; two airports; one airline. The two airports are Seattle and Frankfurt.
Domain auction page for w.es. It says the domain "may be for sale", with a minimum offer of $199
A screenshot of a Jeopardy clue that says: "BOB ESPONJA"
The closed Snoqualmie ski resort. Two chairlifts are visible, one in the foreground and one in the background. Dense fog renders the back lift pretty faint. On the ground is a thin cover of snow, with various shrubs and rocks breaking the surface.
Dakobed (Glacier Peak) in the back right, capped with a small lenticular cloud. An array of snow-covered mountains line the foreground and background, with the peaks further in the background being above the treeline. The sky is overcast with a high ceiling, getting darker toward the background.