Impiety @noholyscripture.bsky.social · 22d The Holy Flying Elephant with five legs, six trunks and seven willies is far more amenable than any Scriptured god! The Elephant wins on honesty, as no one claims it’s real, so there’s no cognitive dissonance. The alleged, equally unproven Abrahamic God is full of contradictions and moral failings.
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Only 7? 😂
I’m pretty sure if God had a sense of humor there would be more smitings.
I understand the confusion. You've witnessed the indescribable majesty of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His many Noodly Appendages; and, lacking the words for such magnificence, your brain manufactured an earthly reference with an otherworldly number of wiggly protrusions.
Praise THFE, I’ve seen the Light. Mind the Divine Dung!