nonelvis

@nonelvis.com

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Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts. Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.

Screenshot of a profile of an "AI citizen ... building the species that builds with you" but I guess this new species isn't capable of reading the "don't follow me if you promote AI" message in my profile
The Eleventh Doctor and River Song. They're back-to-back while River points a gun to her right, smiling the whole time.
A street scene with several multifamily houses and cars parked on either side of the street. The sky is a dusty yellow-gray, and the whole scene looks like it's had a yellow filter applied.
Hardback copy of Where We Stand, Where We Fall, by Lizbeth Myles. The bookmark is a small 3D-printed TARDIS.
Screenshot from IBM's home page featuring a blocky, cartoonish smiley face wearing a blue hard hat. The text tells me I can experience a free trial of the full power of IBM Bob by getting 40 Bobcoins for 30 days.
Photo of the National Mall by Sophie Endrud for The Boston Globe. The miniature arch is visible in foreground, with the vast empty green expanse of the Mall stretching beyond it and a handful of people in the booths on either side. Literally any given day on the Mall has more people than this. lol. lmao.
Photo of the National Mall by Sophie Endrud for The Boston Globe. The miniature arch is visible in foreground, with the vast empty green expanse of the Mall stretching beyond it and a handful of people in the booths on either side. Literally any given day on the Mall has more people than this. lol. lmao.
Julia-Louis Dreyfus in Veep, laughing nervously and saying "What the fuck?"
A slightly agitated dilute tortie cat in a carrier
A tuxedo cat seen in profile.
Monday software prompt suggesting I let "Elena," a female-coded, possibly Asian character they probably let some AI design, "help" me standardize and categorize my tasks. The appropriateness of suggesting a female-coded character should handle the little stuff the Big Boss is too important to do is left as an exercise for the reader, and I'm not even going to get into possible racial implications as well.
Screenshot of WebGL and dart.js errors in a JavaScript console window
Boston Globe headline: "In a surprise, GOP-endorsed candidate for lieutenant governor says she didn't collect enough signatures to make ballot"
MIT Technology Review logo. It's typeset as a triple-decker, each word on its own line, with the left leg of the M, the central bar of the T, and the left leg of the R all aligned. This makes the T crossbar extend too far out to the left and it fucking sucks.
A child’s drawing of a dragon-like creature in brown crayon. The creature has a humanoid face, including a grimace. In blue crayon, the child (named Evan) writes in all caps FATHER I CRAVE CHILLI 3000. Anyway, I’ve never tried Chili 3000 but I sure plan to now.
Georges does not ask himself why the Christian devil has hooves and horns, which is of course because they are satirical.
Apple Fitness+ badge indicating 25 kickboxing workouts completed
Craggy dark chocolate nut cookies on a sheet of parchment paper
Screenshot from CARROT Weather showing next Wednesday will be rainy with a low of 47F and high of 79F — and then on Thursday, snow is predicted
A pot pie with golden brown crust and a tiny pi symbol in the middle
A dilute tortie cat, mottled gray, cream, and orange, stares balefully at the camera while being cradled by someone wearing dark green plaid pajamas
ping output for exeter.gov.uk showing request timeouts and total packet loss
Rectangular thin-crust pizza covered with thinly sliced peppered salami and mushrooms
aerial view of Boston, where there is much snow
Cosplayers dressed as the pink and blue Yip Yip monsters, Miss Piggy as the Thirteenth Doctor, and a man holding a Kermit puppet
Screenshot from a weather app showing appallingly low temperatures
A red Subaru Outback partially buried in snow. Behind it, the neighbor's silver car is almost entirely buried.
Screenshot of a Bsky account screen for "Zara Gillette," zaragillette.myatproto.social, featuring a smiling woman with gray hair
A dozen chocolate truffles: half covered in chopped pistachios, and the other in cookie crumbs
A cake shaped and decorated like a tree stump, with yellow and brown cake rings visible on top, chocolate frosting patterned to look like wood, and ground pistachios at the base resembling moss
Two small round cake tins, each filled with vanilla and chocolate batter in concentric circles, like tree rings
Screenshot of an email inbox showing a message from Master Replicas with subject line "New Star Trek Ships!"
Jennings family photo of Philip, Paige, Elizabeth, and Henry, a perfectly nice and normal-looking family except for the fact that the parents are Russian spies.
A WHOLE ASS GODDAMNED GREEN AND SCARLET AUTORA OVER AN URBAN NEIGHBORHOOD
man, I was already gonna cancel my Dovetail subscription, they didn't need to add this feature to make me cancel it even harder
A dilute tortie cat, gray with patches of red and cream, rests her head on a pile of pajamas. She looks extremely pouty.
An incredibly long list of available tools in Adobe Illustrator – so long it stretches several lines offscreen, preventing me from easily accessing the documents in other windows.
Bsky info card for a definitely real user whose bio reads "Guiding @ElonMusk's vision for a better future through SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and beyond."
How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod? People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]
A hardback copy of Thomas Pynchon’s new novel SHADOW TICKET
screenshot of YouTube search for 'yom kippur meditation,' in which the first result is an ad for Mark Wahlberg's meditation on a CATHOLIC APP. BEING ADVERTISED ON A JUDAISM-SPECIFIC SEARCH. I'll atone for my thoughts about this in 5787. Maybe.
A massive aster covered with purple blossoms. Behind it are many bright yellow stalks of goldenrod.
A round braided challah, now golden brown. It smells deeply of honey.
Challah dough braided into a circular loaf
Black bumper sticker with white all-caps lettering reading KEEP HONKING! I’M LISTENING TO JOHN CAGE’S 4:33 AND YOU’RE A PART OF THE PIECE NOW
Graph showing that Michelle Wu has 64.3% of the Boston mayoral vote, while rich failson Josh Kraft has 30.7% of the vote and two other challengers have less than 3.5% each.
Cesar Romero in The Thin Man. A hand is holding a photograph of his character, Chris Jorgenson, a stunningly attractive brunet with a chiseled face.
A roughly square, tan, bubbly loaf of focaccia on a cooling rack.
Monarch butterfly grabbing a snack from a potted plant covered with small purple flowers
A giant, cheerful cluster of yellow flowers with dark brown centers.
A small white bowl overflowing with brownish-red chocolate cherry tomatoes
The top half of a black cat’s face stares up from the bottom of a sign and finds you wanting. The sign is deep red, including a red filter on the cat, and at top center, large letters read DOOM. Below that, it says Tschumi for Mayor, with small words at bottom left and right of the cat reading Vote and Or Else
Thumbs-up/thumbs-down options for the question "Having completed the Global Entry application, I trust CBP's ability to facilitate my lawful travel"
A black cat on a blond hardwood floor. She is outstretched with her belly facing a black rotating fan tower.
Boston Globe home page reading "US doesn't want war after attacks on Iran, officials say"
A rectangular croissant with brown stripes on top of it, sitting on a dark blue plate
A black cat absolutely dead asleep on a green striped cushion
Ben Smith's viral tweet about Melissa Clark's Seis Leches Cake: "SEIS leches? en esta economia?"
A large rhododendron covered in light purple blossoms
Boston Symphony Hall, with the Boston Pops warming up on stage