paris martineau @paris.nyc · Jun 2 another fun fact is that Pulte used to host meetups for fellow memestock fans and went through a period where he unironically wore a "bulletproof vest" to bars because he was concerned his Enemies would Stop Him
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Please tell me this is a joke...
Aww he's so little
He's a Short King, awesome! I'm sure he's mentally well and not overcompensating for any, ummm, SHORTcomings...😂
another detail about the dildo event that lives in my head rent free is that Pulte made his grand entrance via helicopter, but the ADS-B data revealed that what actually happened is the helicopter just took off from the hanger where the party was and landed in the same spot 1 min later
Thank you for this! I felt insane trying to explain this to people today. I have unfortunately been following this for years. I have some strange hobbies i guess.
What I can't believe is that this man was born in 1988, when I was a junior in high school. I guess this is what the evil does to a person.
Only short kings for Donnie Trump I guess. He must be missing Bovino.
The vest isn't going to protect him from the easy head shot.
Why are they always short little men?
What a silly goon. Everyone knows to aim for the head.
I hate everything I learn about this man more than the last
HELLO BOYS, I’M BAAAAA-AAAAACK
Is he actually shorter than Kash Patel or is he standing a long long looooong way back in that group photo??
No HE didn't do it the cops made him do it. You know because you can trust the cops but not T H E M
Is this a short man insecurity thing?
Nobody’s doing it like him
that’s it - I’m fully convinced the universe’s codebase was fouled up at some point and we’re living in a damaged simulation
Is he really that tiny of a pedo?
oh my gosh, what an insufferable dork
His height, or lack thereof, is excellent context.
And short. You left out short.
Amazing.
Pulte's a little fella, isn't he?
The bullet proof vest was just to make him look "cool" since he could have worn it under his shirt if he was really concerned
I am dumber for having seen this today. 😭😭😭 Also, i kind of want to slap him with my dildo now.
Silly Bill, I was always planning to [redacted] him in the dick. But you do you, kid-fucker.
Clownapalooza
Lol. Of course, he’s about 5’4”.
Trump must have picked him because he only f…. the young Trump used to like the young ones as well I wonder if the republicans will approve him for Tulsi Gabbard’s job Trump sure knows how to pick his cabinet
There are no women in that bar. 🤔
Yeah, for sure my guy. The police gave you that one to keep you safe.
Sounds like Pulte was afraid someone would catch on that he cheated them and be really really pissed.
Free tip: If you wear a bulletproof vest, do it discreetly, otherwise if someone really wants to shoot you and see the vest .... They will simply SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD!!!
Probably because of his shitty houses, not his point of view
Damn how short is the little guy?
Who is more qualified…..Pulte….or the Dildo? 🤔