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Screenshot of the Apple weather app for Houston showing tomorrow will have a LOW of 89 degrees Fahrenheit and high of 102. And thunderstorms.
A golden/red pointy eared dog staring down the camera, surrounded by a mess of kids toys and stuffies on a brightly coloured play mat.
Single frame webcomic showing a brown skinned man and woman in the mountains with drones flying overhead dropping bombs. The man is saying “the day the next ones will be sent by a woman!” And the woman is saying “really makes you feel like you’re part of history”
A toddler sitting at a metal picnic bench. There’s a star shaped sticker image covering their face. Their skin tone and hair colour are reminiscent of the Targaryens
Picture of a book titled: The Super Easy CROCK POT Cookbook for Women Over 40 Subtitle: Boost energy, balance hormones & burn fat with easy high-protein carnivore Crock Pot recipes for sustainable weight loss and metabolic health There’s an AI generated picture of a meat stew in a crockpot
Instagram ad that shows a woman in equestrian gear with a horse wearing a raincoat. They are standing in a field with trees behind them. The ad reads: Supporting the Equestrian Community Have an unused Dover Saddlery gift card? Schneiders® wants to help. schneiders® SSTACK.COM
Infographic showing the temperate as 84 degrees. But the RealFeel is 100 degrees.
Grandpa Abe from the Simpsons hoisting up one side of the waist of his trousers. In the episode he’s saying “so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time”
Screenshot of an Instagram carousel post. The text says “if your child bites you, please don’t bite them back” and the background image is a toddler with their mouth wide open. There are ELEVEN slides in the carousel
Toddler standing on a green mat by a glass door. They are wearing a black tee that says Love is Love and rainbow striped shorts. Their face is obscured by a Purple Heart sticker with a rainbow motif
White mug with an orange handle and orange trip. It says “Beverage Girlie” in navy blue cursive script
Chat message that says: What’s the deal with the multi colored shirts at basketball game? Gay pride?
Baby monitor image taken from high on the wall above a crib. The crib is empty. There is a toddler lying on the floor next to the crib. There is a big ghost like blob behind the toddler.
Season 1 Big Bird on the set of Sesame Street. Large beak and eyes but very few feathers above the eyes.
Text from my husband: Fuck me I just stepped on a dying squirrel while I was getting [name redacted] out of her car seat and she saw it and started crying and the squirrel started slowly crawling away Texts from me: Oh my god WHAT THE FUCK I’m so sorry for all involved parties Husband: Yeah man lol that sucked
Out of focus hand in the foreground flipping off a statue of Andrew Jackson.
Photo of 3 hands holding long plastic novelty cups. Two cups have highlighter green slushies in them. The hand of the person taking the photo has a dark pink drink with lots of ice.
Picture of a toddler’s back shoulders and head. Background is an out of focus messy kitchen counter. Toddler is wearing a powder blue t shirt and has long brown hair, the top section of which is in a plait that shows many different shades/highlights of light to dark brown hair.
A bunch of white mushrooms with brown flecks growing on an angled dirt bank. The bigger mushrooms are flat while the smaller ones are more classic mushroom shaped
Insta post showing Indian people eating mangoes Text overlay reads: SHOCKING: India Produces 150-200 Billion Mangoes per year but eats almost all of it With exports remaining under 1% only
Post from emseemayvee: My sign is clitaurus Directly beneath is a post from Jerry Chen (verified): allbirdsgpt: you’re abshoelutely correct
Back of a toddler’s head showing long brown hair in a messy French braid. The toddler is wearing a white shirt with small, multicolor hearts. They are leaning on a bed with a white/multi color striped comforter on it.
Painted wall with a tiny red and black bug in focus. There are other little bugs around it
Instagram story ad from an account called “authorsingrocerystores” it’s a poorly designed colorful sole with pictures of a white man and a white lady on the left, and on the right there’s a shitty digital cartoon of a grocery story front. The text reads: How to Sell Books in Grocery Stores What if your next booksale came from the produce aisle? with Ray Depew & Judith Briles Author U - Your Guide To Book Publishing Podcast authorsingrocerystores So what is the National Authors in Grocery Stores ... Ad
Job listing on the Poach’d website Get Hired Best Regards (restaurant name) HOUSTON Bartender/Server Best Regards $5/hr + Tips Full-Time Please include IG handle in application
A small plush doll inside of a manga-tile box with very high walls. There are two large plastic centipedes inside the box as well
Applesauce: Ate All 1% Milk: Drank All Falafel Tots: Ate All Fish Shapes: Ate All
Chris Pratt’s character from Parks and Rec meme Top text: I DON'T KNOW WHO HASAN PIKER IS Bottom Text: HASAN PIKER IS AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK
Chain of text messages: Today 19:03 Tex. You want me to use this vagisil stuff now, or should we finish the Bluey toothpaste first? Me: Let's finish the bluey toothpaste first. Don't wanna be wasteful Tex: Heard
Screen grab of a Facebook post: My friend was side swiped and his car was totaled by a guy without car insurance driving a Maserati in his underwear. Anyone know an excellent accident attorney for a civil suit? 5 emoji reacts 37 comments
The shadowed outline of a toddler standing up against a big glass aquarium wall. There are big rocks and lots of fish.
Instagram ad with a picture of Matthew Macfadyen as Mr Darcy. The text reads “ENTER TO WIN A LIFE-SIZE DARCY AT DAWN STANDEE”
A golden/red medium sized dog sitting on a blue couch. There’s a pink ribbon poking out her neck folds
A dik-dik’s head and face, showcasing the small deer’s ginormous brown eyes and long eyelashes.
Chat exchange screenshot Them: hey i just cc'd you on an email [redacted] got from the trading team. there's a restriction on a 401k at Fidelity that can't be removed Me: When you say can't be removed, what was the wording Fidelity used? Them: Yes
A packet of Bugles original flavour. There’s a circular stamp like logo in the top right corner that says “America’s #1 Finger Hat”
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” AKA the man standing up meme. Painting of a man standing up in room with benches as the people sitting around him look up at him.
Six white squares with images of sticker rolls 1. WILL BITE 2. ANIMAL IN HEAT 3. I VOTED, in several languages, on a red and black American flag background 4. FOR EUTHANASIA 5. 2026 6. MAY INCREASE THIRST AND URINATION
Instagram Stories ad from a company called Instockables. 2 by 3 grid showing sticker rolls. They are, from left to right, top to bottom: 1. I VOTED [republican] 2. I VOTED in various languages on a red and black American flag background 3. WILL BITE 4. Candy heart style stickers. The featured sticker says LOVE BUG 5. Roll of small multicolor heart shaped stickers 6. ANIMAL IN HEAT
Zoomed in picture of a deli-style ingredients sticker. One of the ingredients listed is “gelatin [beef].
Green and pink intricately shaped gargoyle head laying on a navy blue couch cushion with a fair bit of dog fur on it.
A red/gold short haired dog with big pointy ears sitting on a dark blue couch and straight straight into the camera
Top-down picture of a short tumbler with a big ol’ ice cube with a circle of citrus peel in? On? it and a quarter filled with it a pale yellow liquid. There’s a headline in the foreground that reads “EXCLUSIVE: New Mexico City-inspired bar to open in Houston with inventive cocktails”
A wooden side table with a shelf. Both surfaces are piled high with children’s books.
A white toddler bookshelf absolutely overflowing with books. There are painted wooden toys on the bottom shelf. A bunch of the titles are progressive and would upset conservatives.
Comments under a picture of a baby in a high chair with two dogs sitting either side (cropped out of image, but needed for context) My SIL: I keep trying to get her to eat with her hands but she will only eat off the spoon! Grandma (My MIL) Well of course, she is a lady...not an animal! Blanked out name (MILs friend) That was my first thought, Grandma!
The corner of a very retro off white kitchen counter. On it is a cup with a teabag in it, and a toaster with cooked toast still sitting in it.
“TRADER JOE'S® CRACKER ASSORTMENT Four Individually Wrapped Varieties”
A red and yellow ride-in toy car
A photo of a toddler with long brown hair and a mid sized red/gold dog walking on a curved footpath. The photo is taken from behind them. They are wearing matching dark green plaid PJs.
A dog curled up on a navy blue couch. She’s wearing a green plaid sweater. She’s determinedly avoiding eye contact with the camera as if it’s a loaded gun
Cropped photo. You can see part of a woman in a dark mauve dress crouched down on a brick patio, with her hand around a mid sized gold/red dog. The dog is sitting very awkwardly, almost hunched over, with a look of despair/existential terror on her little face.
A glass dish with foil on the bottom. There are 6 round chocolate cookies with chocolate icing inside.