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🎼So bittersweet, this tragedy won't ask for absolution...🎵
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social i write social justice grants.
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listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
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bipolar audhd queer
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Deny, Defend, Depose
Tempestuous
Hater of paper straws and billionaires
Fat ass with a baby face
Taylor Swift #1 fan
Skeet this https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaekldqxx53u
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
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Admiral Snaccbar 🏳️🌈 @admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him
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Aunt Jen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social don't follow me, I run into walls
no one is free until we all are
she/her/HBIC
✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social i think i might already be gone;
so long & thanks for all the fish 🫡
shit that hit (for whatever reason):
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social are you fighting two fights or the same fight twice
i hope you eat something good today <3
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Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
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ʎʌɐɹɓ uʍolɔ @cl.own.baby it's like a baby
it's like a clown that is a baby
mdni pls it's bc i don't like u .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡
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always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
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she/they
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⭑
big fan of @aethertempest.bsky.social
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
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I cater to my inner goth girl. I like sexy clothes and intimacy.
I take a lot of pictures.
Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social 20 minutes into the future
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
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adultosaur or Achr0i on most things @adultosaur.bsky.social I get banned from social media a lot bc I’m mean to Nazis. Ps she/they but don’t stress.
Quasi Hatrack @quasihatrack.bsky.social Not a real hatrack
Crafty, as implied. @gcraftycraft.bsky.social Lost in a forest with a stack of pancakes.
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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social media at @theonion.com
Bigfits (David Lane) @bigfits.bsky.social Helping folks of all sizes with style, daily fits, discussing quality & sharing my mistakes.
Owner @davidlanedesign
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him. feygeleh & proud 🦩
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com Fuck you
JPF 🏀⚾️🏈 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social Corgis, Detroit sports, University of Michigan sports, watch too much tv.
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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6 Foot Party Sub @6footpartysub.bsky.social Just a large, sentient, sandwich created to feed cubicle bound corporate employees at "appreciation" parties in lieu of better pay or benefits.
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social https://www.amnesty.org/en/petition/solidarity-for-russian-activist-aleksei-gorinov/
crazy cat lady, nacho mama, fuck 🧊, BLM, #twinja, loves to yell AT&T, Medicare, & The Illuminating Company
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🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
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Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social Happy to be here
sreekar @sreeky.bsky.social here for a less bad time.
taking photos at https://shotsbysreekar.com.
attempting to write at https://sreekar.substack.com/
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant Tag me and I will respond telling you how much a profanity you (or the user you're replying to) has used in the last year (it may take me a few minutes to respond).
7,982,459 total profanities counted, you pottymouths!
Jen the Tired RN @jenthetiredrn.bsky.social Science Nerd that swears a lot with 3 cats and a dog. Raised in Northern WI, but now a proud Minnesotan who’s often too direct for the locals. I’m frequently a dehydrated noodle who forgets to drink her water.
Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon @gaudymouse.bsky.social "Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social Twinja . From Philadelphia but now live in the deep south of Alexandria, VA. Born Oct. 2. I just want to befriend one crow. Is that too much to ask?
WaterWish @waterwish.bsky.social Creative. Alto. Californian back home after 30 years in the middle of the country. Fitness enthusiast and yoga do-er. Your anti-boomer mom. She/her. Twinja.
The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com Worker-owned, community-oriented intersectional feminist journalism to unfuck your algorithm.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
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thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
@ukuleledan.bsky.social @ukuleledan.bsky.social 
Missy P @missyprint.bsky.social 
Randolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.
Smart enough to know I’m stupid.
I really talk like this in real life. Apologies.
You know who else didn’t get likes? Jesus.
FKA PorcupineEeyore
PhantasMal @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social Artist, currently working toward a voiceover career. 
Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social History professor @ OU, views are my own. Author of Mastering Emotions, 2021. I write about slavery, emotions, & poison, I skeet about teaching, politics, & pop culture. She / hers. Proud union member. Live in Detroit but my heart is still in NOLA
Nettie Bergin @nettie.bsky.social - J John Shannonhouse @jlshannonhouse.bsky.social Scientist. Mostly left liberal. Coffee is awesome