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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social I have never felt more politically homeless. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
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Dr. Rabbithole @drrabbithole.bsky.social Scientist, mom, creator, nerd.
"held under these smothering waves, by your cold and thick-veined hand. But one of these days, I'm gonna wriggle up on dry land" -John Darnielle
Signer of the Bethesda Declaration.
Views are my own
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info OG AltGov. that’s now here. ANTIFA General.
Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info Public health experts resisting harmful policies, fighting disinformation, and defending public health from within CDC.
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Alt The National Institute on Aging @altthenia.bsky.social We are the official resistance scientists of the National Institute on Aging at the National Institutes of Health. Aging doesn't discriminate, and we're coming for all of you! We want to see our siblings, Alt CMS and Alt NINDS, too!
Alt National Cancer Institute (NIH/NCI) 🧬 @alt-thenci.bsky.social The official "Resistance" team of the National Cancer Institute at NIH.
A CAR-T for the collective conscience—because unchecked lies metastasize. We carry forward NCI’s mission to tell the truth about cancer research.
Alt-NIHscience4ALL @alt-nihscience4all.altgov.info Science geek who believes science is for everyone! ALL should be included in the scientific process! All views shared are personal.
Alt NIH Bluesky 🧪 @altnih4science.bsky.social Facts & strategy, in an authoritarian takeover.
Rightwing billionaires want to privatize NIH and use it to control universities.
We work to cure diseases like cancer.
Pers views. #science #medicine
Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social KING OF HEALTH CARE! Decapitated a dead whale and hauled it on a minivan with my family inside! Brainworm haver 🤪 Hopistalized 5707 Samoans and Killed 83 Samoan KIDS, I spread Measles 🤭.
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The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health.
Do not taunt happy fun bear.
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