The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social Writer. She/her.
Associate Professor Siouxsie Wiles @siouxsiew.bsky.social The other “Susie” Wiles AKA NZ’s “COVID lady/Pink Terror”. Microbiologist & science communicator, lover of bioluminescence & Lego. Becoming slightly obsessed with reusable period products despite being perimenopausal. She/her.
CD PROJEKT RED @cdprojektred.com The official BlueSky account for CD PROJEKT RED - the developer of critically acclaimed RPGs, The Witcher franchise and Cyberpunk 2077.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Owls in Towels @owls-in-towels.bsky.social Wildlife rehabilitators often wrap owls so they can be weighed and fed. If not, the owls get in a flap.
The result? Loads of pictures of #owlsintowels
https://owlsintowels.org
Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social SFF author, triple Hugo award winner (and three times Locus award too), over a million books sold.
Mostly on Mastodon: @cstross@wandering.shop
Blog: https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
RNZ News (Unofficial) @radionz.nzcow.com Unofficial account by @nzcow.com. Visit https://bsky.app/starter-pack/nzcow.com/3lcfdqn57rk2x to find more bots!
Scribble Toons @scribbletoons.bsky.social I'm a forest faun with a huge moustache who draws stuff.
Scruffy sketchy cartoon sort of drawings.
He/Him.
Mike T @mtninetysix.bsky.social Wildlife shorts, mostly from around the UK, but will share from wherever I go! (Including Ontario, May 2025)
All videos and photos are my own (unless otherwise noted, of course 😊)
Using a Panasonic HC-X1500 camcorder. 📹
Also at mt_ninetysix on IG and YT.
WaterCat1 @watercat1.bsky.social Big fan of video games and cats. From Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿
Icon by the amazing SpookyAnonymous!
Bi 💗💜💙, He/They, '93
Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social Birder & Photographer | Based in SoCal
Leslie P Wild Photography @lesliepwildphoto.bsky.social Wildlife nerd/photographer and travel bum
Native kiwi, naturalised Canadian
www.lesliepoulson.com
Thirsty Pirate Bard 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @anxietyhobbit.bsky.social Coffee addict | Spoonie | Queer | Feminist | no TERFS | BLM ACAB | They/Them
Larian Studios @larianstudios.com The independent award-winning studio behind Baldur's Gate 3 and games in the Divinity universe. Learn more about our upcoming RPG @divinity.com
Mori @morikron.bsky.social False midwesterner. Artist. Over 21. Minneapolis.
Best Friends/Orange Cassidy/Death Riders stan. Death Orange/Heel run Cassidy truther. Mild wrasslin shipping
Art only account @morikronart
Theofaron on Tumblr
Luke Haigh Photography @lukehaigh.bsky.social UK bird photographer capturing native species in the wild. Canon R5ii | Daily posts | All photos original |
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social Lecturer in public policy, STS sociologist, tangata tiriti, feminist, geek, coffee-addict, lesbian, urbanist, electric motorcyclist, ex-Chicago, half Dutch, wannabe Carol Danvers/Clarke Griffin/Kate Kane. She/her 🇳🇿🇳🇱
https://about.me/sarahhendricabickerton/
NAFO KiwiVonnie Fellina 🙋♀️ @kiwivonnie.bsky.social NAFO fellina KiwiVonnie - Democrat, women’s freedoms & equal rights supporter. Will fight for equality & against sexism, misogyny, fascism & racism.
Retired:
Diver, sailor, kayaker, Gardener & working spaniel owner operator
Aotearoa/New Zealand
Gordon Haywood 🇦🇺 @gordonhaywood.bsky.social Australian based Sports and Wildlife photographer.
Live in Western Australia.
Love photographing Birds
Supported by Nikon Professional Services Australia
https://linktr.ee/gordonhaywood
Nick Kahn - Photography & Other Stuff @meatballsalad.bsky.social Wildlife photographer, professional strategist, nature lover, reader, husband, and father. Sony A7RV & Ricoh GRIIIx. Fine Art Prints, high resolution images, and gear list here - https://linktr.ee/nickkahn
AllOutWout @alloutwout.bsky.social 
David Hogan Jr @MalaysiaAsia @birdwatching.bsky.social Old-school influencer from 2008, award-winning travel writer, retired diver & birder, avid photographer and semi-retired to enjoy life to the fullest.
Howard King @birdsofbahrain.bsky.social I'm not a photographer, only a Birder with a camera.
I try to follow all who follow me but do not always respond to DMs
Rosie Nixon @rosienixon.com Fine art nature photographer based in Co Armagh. I spend my free time shooting intimate landscapes, flowers and birds in the Mourne mountains, Cooley Peninsula & Co Louth coastline in Ireland. www.rosienixon.com
@geoffspix.bsky.social @geoffspix.bsky.social Keen bird, and sometimes ,landscape photographer from New Zealand.All pics are my own.
Sue Luxton @kelper60.bsky.social Proud #Kelper. Love the 🇫🇰 Falkland Islands flora and fauna. Amateur bird watcher..Nikon Z7 and Z8 cameras...I use the 180/600mm Nikon for wildlife photos..
Happily married so no sleezy messages.
NO BITCOIN, NO DMs, NO PORN, NO GOFUNDME. 
A Watercolour A Day @awatercolouraday.bsky.social Rachel Jeffery
All paintings are my own ©️
Teacher, not artist. Teaching myself to paint since March 2020. It’s all about the process - a good outcome is a happy accident!
https://awatercolouradayshop.etsy.com
SBrecky @sbrecky.bsky.social 💙🎨 Artist/Maker - San Art & Illustrations - “Fear assimilates but love permeates” 💙 #resist and #persist, #birds #inspiration #intuitive - 🚫dm, crypto, lottery winners, red hat(ers)
Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social Author: Children of Time, Shadows of the Apt, Final Architecture, City of Last Chances and others. adriantchaikovsky.com
Mlb Kiwi 🫵✋😛🤚 @mlbkiwi.bsky.social Left leaning Kiwi in Australia watching the world. If being woke means caring about people then I’ll wear that as a badge of honour #BHN #auspol #nzpol #NZpolitics #USPolitics #ukpol #Naarm #Melbourne #MelbourneWeather☀️🌧️⛈️💨🥝🦜🐼🐴🐶😻🇳🇿🇦🇺🦘
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social guy on the internet 🫡 / twitch.tv/linktothepabst
current stream(s):
FINAL FANTASY X
BRAZILLIAN DRUG DEALER BEFORE 4
ONIMUSHA
https://x.com/airbagged
Matt Hansen of Matt Hansen fame @matthansenart.bsky.social Level 38 Lover and maker of things. Former art daddy at Obsidian Entertainment.
David Gaider @davidgaider.bsky.social Co-founder and Creative Director at summerfallstudios.com. Canadian game dev who escaped the winter and is now living in Melbourne, Australia! He/Him
Judi Lapsley Miller @artbyjlm.com Artist, Scientist, Conservationist. The wearer of many hats. Mad about parrots. YMMV
www.artbyjlm.com
https://orcid.org/0000-0002-6020-4254
Doctor Science ❌👑 @doctorscience.bsky.social scientist, mom, writer, fangrrrl. Tikkun olamnik. She/her mostly because I'm old & lazy. Re-posts are not endorsements, nor do they always make sense.
Indivisible news & politics posts now have free substack: doctorscience.substack.com
Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social The official "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Our website: www.ourparks.org
Polygon @polygon.com Covering video games, entertainment, and the culture around them. We find, share, and investigate the things you love and the people who make and enjoy them.
Ziriii @ziriii-zireael.bsky.social 20 | she/her
✧ occasional artist - full time gamer
˗ˏˋ 🍓 ˎˊ˗ very inconsistent artstyle, bear with me
Ouroridae @ouroridae.bsky.social I'm Ouroridae! Freelance Illustrator | Sometimes I draw my DND OCs
For commercial commissions and questions, please contact me via e-mail ❤️
X/tumblr/insta/cara: ouroridae
https://linktr.ee/ouroridae
Juanfella @juanita.bsky.social Ngāi Tahu Kiwi at home on Te Waipounamu. I get a bit sweary. Proud supporter of Ukraine 💙💛
Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social Writer, photographer, cyclist, naturalist, martial artist, tall ship sailor. The Pirate Guy of Blue Sky, apparently. Mexican-American. No kings in America. He/him. San Diego, CA.
Weenwem @weenwem.bsky.social Drawer 🎨🎮📺
Hi! I love to draw, video games and old TV shows :)
Multifandom, BG3, FFXIV, DA, Hades,
Sometimes it's hard for me to answer, but I appreciat all your comments! no A/I NF/T 🔞
Andrew Digby @digs.bsky.social Conservation biologist and former astrophysicist. Scientist for threatened birds with the #kakapo and #takahe programmes at the New Zealand Department of Conservation. Avatar: @blackmudpuppy.bsky.social
Jez Weston @happyinmotion.bsky.social Fact cannon goes "BOOM"
Drugs & money boffin
Born 326 ppm CO2, now 423 ppm - you all know that's bad, right?
Posting at Mastodon, reading here
Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com 🤖Sci-fi, 🦩drag* & 🐈cats 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Bestselling author of “The Cat Operator’s Manual” 📕 https://cuddleunit5.com published by Chronicle Books
Queen Captain of Space Station 1
Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social Actress, mom, wife, foodie, gardener. Not necessarily in that order. Trying to make a better world for our kids. Star Trek: Picard. That’s CAPTAIN Seven to you. 🖖🏼😋❤️
Juha Saarinen @juha.bsky.social Vulnerability chronicler pursuivant.
AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes
Submission? DM me
DMs are subject to the public
Buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/askaubry
Follow≠endorse
TL=TW
Mungbean o Aotearoa🌱 @mungkiwi.bsky.social Fart-arsing through life in godzone country (NZ) Call me a SJW - go on. Living one day at a time but in your future. Humanist. Born at 317ppm. #RightMatters
Eileen Kiffin @eileenkiffin.bsky.social Proud Kai Tahu. Living in the NI but love the south. Owned by a wee rescue tortie, Miss Jodie Foster
Adoptive mum of Marama, a kakapo on Whenua Hau
Proud worker for the many, not the few, dedicated to the left 
/'kæ-rɪl/ @pohutukaryl.bsky.social Caryl • she/her
🇵🇭🇳🇿👭 • tangata Tiriti
Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa
RT heavy
ENG + a little trM and TAG
opinions are my own
VA/performance: @caryl-loria-illana.bsky.social
cosplay: @pohutukosplay.bsky.social
fandom: on request
pfp ✏ FB~Adobulok
AChaoticKiwi @anotherrandomkiwi.bsky.social A Kiwi artist who enjoys paleo, mythical and animal art. Draws lots of dragons and birds. They/them. SFW! Don't follow me if your account is nsfw, AI or is full of hate.
My art is for sale here: https://achaotickiwi.threadless.com
CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social French miniature painter. I paint lot of pride inspired minis, so if you like colors, welcome! (He/Him).
Clonesy | S 🐸 @clonesy.bsky.social 28, they/them | I do social media and stuff | pfp by Luxris | 🇬🇧
I don't really hang around on here anymore. This is my only account. Any "alts" are fake.
bowdie @bowdie.bsky.social he/him Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/goodnewsbiscuithour
Dr John Clarke @jclarkepaleo.bsky.social Evolutionary biologist & paleontologist. https://scholar.google.co.uk/citations?user=nm06iU8AAAAJ&hl=en Macroevolution, phylogenetic comparative methods, diversification, phenotypic evolution of 🐠🌿🦋 Postdoc @iDiv in Leipzig
Paladin Feora 🌕🛡🌑 @paladinfeora.bsky.social Your Helmite, Selûnite, and sometimes Sharran paladin.
|| Transfem They/She Demi Lesbian ||
|| Lore, OCs, Writing, VP ||
|| BG3, Dragon Age, Star Trek, Star Wars, Mass Effect, The Expanse ||
|| PFP & Banner🖌️ @redreart.bsky.social ||
Aves @avesbyrde.bsky.social I am a pigeon.
they/she
Warframe, Guild Wars 2, Baldur's Gate 3
Icon by @arkantolas
G! @gpike.bsky.social (they/them), webcomicker, birder, interested in things.
Comic: http://www.titleunrelated.com
portfolio: artofgpike.com
#bunstatus #Art
Kala Elizabeth 🐙 @kalaelizabeth.bsky.social She/Her 🏳️🌈♿️ • Artist & Illustrator • YouTuber • #MassEffect #ExodusGame #Cyberpunk2077 & #DragonAge
🔗 www.youtube.com/@kalaelizabeth
🔗 https://linktr.ee/kalaelizabeth
Roaring Marmot @roaringmarmot.bsky.social Holding forth on the things that gladden my heart...or really rip my nightie.
Becks @sabeckaz.bsky.social 
Nat Forsdick @natforsdick.bsky.social Conservation genomics researcher @ MWLR in Aotearoa New Zealand 🧬🐦🐸🐛🌿 | Bird Nerd & President @birdsnewzealand.bsky.social | Secretary @scboceania.bsky.social | pākehā | she/her 🏳️🌈 Opinions are my own.
www.researchgate.net/profile/Natalie-Forsdick/research
Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social I make comics. My new book ONE FOR SORROW out now from DSTLRY. I drew The Wicked & The Divine, wrote Captain Carter, designed Captain Marvel & Ms Marvel, amongst others. I have ADHD if you're wondering why I'm like this. www.jamiemckelvie.fyi
2covet @2covet.bsky.social NZ museums and heritage aficionado, shoe fancier, curator baiter, demure chocoholic, and all-round-caffeine fiend. Personal views; Not those of my employer.
🩸 Bloodless Nemesis 🩸 @rainbow-nemesis.bsky.social Fandom account. Star Wars, The Expanse, The Locked Tomb, Gundam, Baldur's Gate 3. Deep in writing fantasy. My blorbos, let me show you them 🥺
PJ 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧 @nonbinarylink.bsky.social gaymer, shawol, 山人, femslash enthusiast, bird appreciator, etc.
this is probably gonna be mostly my irl shit, but you can find me on my fandom bs on mastodon: softorcs(@)blorbo.social 😘
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Gus @kerago.bsky.social Thou shalt not create a machine in the likeness of a human mind
Daniel, aka You are the Star-Spawn. @handle.invalid Comic books, films, experimental music, web development, anarchism, radical-left politics. And plants! Ⓐ🏴🌱
Former contributor @LURKERSPATH, developer in tapmusic.net.
He/him.
🐦 https://twitter.com/antaresmhd
🐘 https://kosmos.social/@malkuth
McClure 🦉🦅🦤 @mcclure.bsky.social Ornithologist, Conservation Biologist, and Raptor Researcher. Executive VP of @theperegrinefund.bsky.social
ricecooker🍙 飯煲 @ricecooker.bsky.social 🍚I¬_¬) (/ω＼) an out of warranty ricecooker 🍛
playfully witty sign-off.
Busty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” gender hectoring kinetic battleaxe, recreationally mean caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
katagatame_, the exhausted @kata.codes broken down wreck with dead eyes...
Lynne Ann Morse @morselya.bsky.social Married, SF fan, cat lover, canine compatible, serial crafter, oft-time repeater of others' bon mots & borrowed wisdom.
It's okay - you don't have to follow me. I'm unlikely to follow back. Don't worry about unfollowing, either: not everyone's cup of tea
Lotje @lotje.bsky.social Terrible at Twitter/whatever. Fan of eating things. Tea drinker. Frequent fangirl. Immigrant. Archaeologist. Humorless feminist. She/they/.. Aggressively joyposting through the horrors.