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Hacker. Dad. Husband. Geek. PSIRT Engineer @ Cisco Meraki. Army vet, @StarTrekShitposti.ng modmin, Perpetual Complainer. ✡️. Something something opinions are my own and not my employers.

AWS Cost and Usage screenshot showing current month spend of $4,572,113,249.73, an increase of 4916250900% month over month.

A photo I found in the internets of a jiffy lube building THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A WENDYS FROM A DISTANCE.

close up oif a hand made choco taco with chocolate topping and I think nuts of some sort

Anthony Head as Dr. Frank N. Furter in the Rocky Horror Show, circa 1990, black and white photo of him wearing ripped fishnet stockings and a feathery robe with a wry smile.

A screenshot from a webapp that says "Show 10 entries" with a dropdown button next to "10" that allows the user to show 10, 20, 50, 100 or all entries.

2 panel meme. Left panel shows two woman fighting in the sand. Caption above the first woman reads "Goyim defining anti-semitism". The caption above the second woman reads "Other goyim defining antisemitism". In the background, a shirtless young man appears to watch them while holding something to his mouth. The second panel is a zoom-in on the young man, who is clearly lighting a pipe. The caption above his head reads "My tired Jewish ass", and a caption on the pipe reads "Rugelach".

Two pedophiles shaking hands - One is the President of the United States, and the other is a disgraced royal.

The view out my front window in the Puget Sound area snowing snowcover on my front lawn and a green subaru forrester also blanketed in snow in my driveway, large evergreen trees fill the background

photo of an Amazon-run "Community Banana Stand", with a sign reading "A banana a day keeps the doctor away. Take one. Not just for Amazonians, but for anyone in the community. Enjoy!"

Not saying that Amazon is a some scionic bastion of small community, but only that bananas are free in Seattle. Take that, Frisco.

Screenshot of Cosco's website "Executive Management" section listing Wendy Davis, Senior VP, General Manager, Southeast Region

screenshot of https://creepylink.com/ - "The URL Shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible. Normal links aer too trustworthy. Make them creepy". Input block contains "https://bsky.app", and under the "make it creepy" button, it reads "Your suspiciously shortened URL: https://linkedin.web-safe.link/urgent_PaMSeg_money_request.vbs"

five golden latkes frying in oil.

Black & White portrait of financier John Pierpont Morgan, who apparently didn't die in 1913 as reported, but exists as a pedo vampire on Epstein island.

A photo of a stainless steel range hood with one filter panel removed. From it, hangs a foot-long piece of romex wire connected to a decora-style light switch. The black wire is stripped WAY too long and looped loosely around the screw, while the white wire is tightly affixed to the green (ground) screw. It hangs unceremoniously in the air. Bottles of olive and vegitable oil sit on the counter in front of an incredibly ugly brown moasic tile backsplash that my wife desperately wants me to rip out and replace with something that "doesn't want to make her tear her eyeballs out every time she has to scrabmle an egg"

Trump, looking rotund and old, sep 2025 white house video.

Meme showing Kenny from the film "We're the Millers", captioned "You guys have followers?"

A screenshot of a Facebook post by user Veronica Allen in the group "GE Opal Ice Maker Owners" that reads "Woke up and machine offline and not connected. Anyone having problems?"

The post is dated "4 hours ago"

A piece of masking tape on a folding table that reads "Bad Leg, screws loose. Ok for careful use"

A screenshot of a Facebook ad from IKEA. The text reads "The classics never go out of style. Shop our tried and true best sellers than enhance any space". The image is a rectangular block of metal with a plug port, connected via a cable to a smaller breakout box with 10 or so small jacks. After further research, this is a "TRÅDFRI Driver for wireless control, smart gray, 30 W", which I'd be hard-pressed to call "class" or "tried and true", nor can I see it "enhancing any sized space" in any way.

US Flag flying on a flagpole. This one is nylon, so not burnable safely.

A black and white photo of Prussian General Helmuth von Moltke the Elder (born October 26, 1800), quoted to say "No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy"

Image shows the "Wong-Baker FACES" pain rating chart with the word "hurt" replaced by the word "exploit". Faces from left to right are 0 - No Exploit, 2 - Exploit little bit, 4 - Exploit little more, 6 - Exploit even more, 8 - Exploit Whole lot, 10 - exploit worse. Each face is progresively displaying more pain, from a smile all the way to crying.

Advertisement for the TV show Chicago Hope showing the main cast wearing scrubs, but one face has been replaced with Leo XIV and the title reads Chicago Pope

Orange man eating taco salad bowl.

JD Vance wearing a black hoodie or something during a speech in Greenland.

Tweet from the White House showing VP JD Vance in full combat uniform with a rifle with a scope, laser, and silencer. Text reads, and I hate myself for having to type this all out, "Just the Vice President of the United States sending some freedom seeds downrange. Doesn't get more American than that". It ends with an American flag emoji. But it would have been better served with a vomit face emoji

GIF of a scene of the fake movie "Angels with Filthy Souls" from Home Alone of an older white man sitting at a desk talking. The caption reads "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here"

GIF of Mrs. Landingham from the TV Series "The West Wing" at her desk on the phone. Caption reads "Ah, sarcasm, the grumpy man's wit"

caption reads "C'mon, do something", and shows a line drawing of someone poking the text "DEMOCRAT LAWMAKERS" with a stick.

ChatGPT screenshot.

Query: Help me write a letter to my senator asking what she's doing to stand up to trump, protect trans kids, protect goverment funding for social problems, protect our federal government employees, protect diversity and inclusion initiatives, and prevent musk from becoming an oligarch secretly in charge of the US government. Emphasis action over words.

Response: ...a 2023 Toyota RAV4 Hybrid XLE.

caption reads "C'mon, do something", and shows a line drawing of someone poking the text "DEMOCRAT LAWMAKERS" with a stick.

Movie post from "The Boss Baby", showing an animated baby wearing a suit and tie giving finger guns while a young boy in a baseball jersey looks on, his hands in his pockets.

image of a cat. Text reads "Here's a common scam that is going around that you should know about: Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven't been fed, but in fact someone DID feed them and they're just trying to get fed again. Stay alert!"

KNISH:
2 1/2 cups sifted flour with 1 tsp salt.
Make a well in the center and in it pour 1/2 cup of salad oil, 1 beaten egg, and 3/4 cup warm water. After all this is mixed, add 1/2 cup more flower and knead smooth. Let stand in a wam place 1 hour or more.

Divide dough into 3 parts. Roll out each part on a floured board as thin as possible, then place filling along the outer edge of dough in a circle, and brish the center of the dough with oil, then roll the dough around the filling toward the center until it breaks and you have a huge round ring.

Cut in pieces about 2 inches long. Pinch edges together and press between hands to look like a small cake.

Put on oiled pans, brush with oil, and bake at 400 degrees until brown. Makes about 60.

Image of the Statue of Liberty with a cloudy blue sky. Text reads:
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

First panel, a goose saying "If it was just an awkward gesture, why did he do it twice?"
Second panel, same goose chasing a person saying "WHY DID HE DO THE AWKWARD GESTURE TWICE?"

Screenshot of Norton Desktop on Windows 3.x, showing icons and windows.

Block of python code from a Discord bot. Highlighted lines read:
# Don't reply to people who we're waiting for a first name for
# (I'm drunk. I hope this makes sense to sober redwedge)

screenshot of a tweet, user "sophie @netcapgirl". Text reads "If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions"

line-drawing of a party scene. Person in party hat standing in the corner,. captioned "They don't know I'm a freak about star trek". Captions of other partiers "Yes we do" and "It's all you talk about"

A meme using an image of Commander Charles "Trip" Tucker III from Star Trek: Enterprise photoshopped to show him holding a piece of toast with jam. Caption reads "Apparently, you're supposed to pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again, my most sincere apologies to the entire wait staff at Waffle House".

floofy kitty tummy