Reese Rivers

@reeserivers.org

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renowned birdo expert and virtual boy apologist (they/them)

Meme of Krusha's model from Donkey Kong 64 sitting at the other end of the table from the viewer in a restaurant, two wine glasses between them. Caption reads "I'm on a dinner date what do I say he's so cute and I'm nervous"
Low-resolution drawing of MrBeast inside a fast food restaurant. He is grinning and giving a thumbs up to the viewer while handing a sloppy anemic cheeseburger to a child, who is wearing a green shirt labeled "Li'l Beast" while sitting on the floor and wailing. Above them is a logo for "Mr. Beast's Burger" (with an exclamation mark).
Low-res coloured sketches of the Star Fox crew, all from the shoulders up, each with an arrow and label next to them. From left to right, Peppy's says "old", Fox's says "in crippling debt", Falco's says "gay", and Slippy's says "toopid"
Screencap from episode 8 of The Amazing Digital Circus with Pomni sitting down and addressing her friends
Sped up clip of the Super Mario Bros animated movie, with Tanooki Mario chasing after a Bomber Bill, with goofy sound effects replacing the original audio. The video ends with a grayscaled card implying that Mario died
Photo of a Nintendo Switch being held, displaying a supposed Nintendo Classics application full of games by Videlectrix (the fictional game company from Homestar Runner). From top-down: Hallrunner, Rhinofeeder, Pigs on Head, Duck Guardian One, Where's an Egg, 50K Racewalker, Thy Dungeonman II, Stinkoman 20X6, Duck Guardian 2
Zoomed-in scene from Super Mario Bros. 2 on the NES, showing Birdo looking towards the viewer with a custom front-facing sprite not from the original game
PS6 + PS7 logo on a black background
Digital uncoloured drawing of a peeved Mario holding up a bungled Picross puzzle to Kit, the cat girl from Gameoverse, who looks upset and has her eyes closed. Both are wearing archaeologist outfits. Mario's dialogue reads: "Oh, you know how to solve these, do you, Kit? Yeah? That's what you told me, Kit. DOES THIS LOOK SOLVED TO YOU, KIT"
Screenshot of a fan-made Garfield font hosted on a free font website, with the words "Escape From" in the preview field. Next to it is an image editor window with that field cut out and overlaid on top of the game's official logo, showing an exact font match
A laptop screen showing a stock image of Mr. Bean holding his teddy bear on a light blue background, captioned in Comic Sans: "it is I, mister beans, I have transmitted $555545888585884584 to your bank". A phone is shown being held up to the screen, with the words "Bank Account" and an absurd amount of dollars displayed via a text editor. The photo is overall of low quality.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Bowser Mii is manning a marketplace truck, with the dialogue "Delicious spoiled milk! Half-off!" The spoiled milk is being sold for ten cents each, marked down from twenty cents.
Coloured sketch of Birdo, a pink feminine dinosaur from the Mario video game series, reclining on a lavender cushion while looking at the viewer. She's wearing a large red bow, a light lavender stole, white pearls, and a diamond ring on her left hand, which is pressed to her cheek. The image is captioned "Happy Trans Day of Visibility" in cursive writing, underlined with streaks of the trans pride colours.
Same frame of the Mario Super Show intro as the original post, with weirdly proportioned Mario, Luigi, Toad and the Princess on a flying carpet, but without upscaling and at much lower fidelity
Screenshot from Super Mario RPG on the Nintendo Switch with Birdo saying "I'm Birdo"
The box for the Virtual Boy accessory for Nintendo Switch, with a Birdo plushie sitting on top of it
An edit of the ending screen of Super Mario World, with three more characters added in the same pixel art style. Featured from left to right: Birdo, Luigi, Mario, Toad, Yoshi, and Princess Peach. The text "The End" has been replaced with "A Winner is You".
Low-res drawing of Tenna from Deltarune presenting Satebo from the Satellaview to an unseen audience. Tenna's dialogue reads: "Folks, I'd like you to meet my Long-Lost Cousin!!!!" with the last three words in a fancy script font. Satebo's dialogue simply reads "lmao".
The right-eye version of the above image
Susie and Kris from Deltarune standing in the first level of Mario Clash for the Virtual Boy. There is an off-model Mario sprite between them, which is in colour, making it stick out from the red-and-black visuals of the rest of the image. Dialogue reads: "Hey, Kris... doesn't this Mario clash with everything else?"
Screenshot from the Super Mario World cartoon episode "The Yoshi Shuffle"
Art of Mario, Luigi and Yoshi standing in a field, with Luigi holding a stone chiseled in the form of an American football, and Mario pointing at him while saying something.
Screenshot from Suigi's Super Mario 64 120-star world record run. He is in the middle of doing a bomb clip into the Chain Chomp's gate, which visibly has 16 metal bars.
An image of Mario running through the Metro Kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey, uploaded to the Super Mario Wiki, with its file information citing the 2019 "Art of Super Mario Odyssey" book
Image of a Nintendo Switch 2 and a zoomed-in view of the C Button on its right controller, with a red arrow pointing from it to a picture of Birdo. The caption reads: "Dataminers have confirmed that the Switch 2's mysterious 'C Button' stands for Catherine, aka Birdo's Japanese name"
A coloured drawing of Mario looking toward the viewer happily with his right arm outstretched
An uncoloured sketch of Peach, Daisy, Birdo and Toadette lounging on and around a small sofa in the rec room from Super Mario 64 DS. Peach is playing a game on a Super NES while the others watch. Birdo and Toadette are holding soda cans.
Two Birdo plush toys sitting on a computer desk. The left one is from 2014 and sits a bit taller, while the right one is from 1993 and is holding an egg.
Gameplay video of the PICO-8 port of Maverick Bird, a Flappy Bird fan game with an abstract monochromatic art style and dubstep soundtrack
The anti-piracy screen from Donkey Kong Country 2, with Diddy and Dixie Kong behind bars, and the text: "Sorry, DKC2: Diddy's Kong Quest isn't available right now. A law banning DKC2 has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't play DKC2 right now. We are fortunate that King K. Rool has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate DKC2 once he is in possession of the Kongs' banana hoard. Please stay tuned!"
A listing on Dracula Byte for a "Bird Freak" T-shirt featuring a Birdo design
A crow perched on top of a weathered sign in front of a dim cluster of trees. Its head is tilted slightly up towards a contrastingly light and cloudy sky. The sign reads: "Notice to the public: Publix believes that its customers have the right to shop without interference from any source. Therefore, all solicitations, canvassing, distribution of literature, demonstrations..." The rest is cut off by the bottom of the frame.
Turnaround of a 3D model of Birdo, a pink, feminine dinosaur-like creature with a prominent round mouth and a large red bow on her head.
Mario and his six partner characters from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (Goombella, Koops, Madame Flurrie, Yoshi, Vivian and Admiral Bobbery) drawn in the pixel art style of Super Mario World.
Three plates freshly emptied on the dining counter at a Waffle House. The remains of some butter pots rest on the smallest plate, while a fork and knife lay on the middle plate.